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@Sherutno @RottenTomatoes I agree TLJ isn't a great movie, but it absolutely is not one of the worst of all time. You should maybe try giving some of the dreck from Mystery Science Theater a try.

@RottenTomatoes The last jedi was not only the worst star wars film ever made but could possibly go down as the worst film ever made. Was even worse than robocop remake.......they should have all gone to prison, the lot of them!!

In celebration of May the 4th, check out the #StarWars Skywalker trilogy, ranked by Tomatometer. 🍅 editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/all-star…

@MelonieMac TheQuartering is a LolCow, and so are you.

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@thePot_of_Luck I actually own the hat. A super lucky find on eBay.

San Francisco 49ers Phantom Super Bowl Champs merch... A Thread

@Andywarski Dude's BAC is probably regularly around 0.77. He needs one of those breathalyzer locks for his car fr

QUARTERING JUST SAID: “I was busy this weekend, I was mowing the dog.” LMFAO WAKE UP JER. THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE.

@IGN I can't wait for the family-friendly, dumbed down version of 1984 next!

Animal Farm doesn't reach the heights of its source material, but it offers a fun family-friendly animated movie with a great voice cast. Our review: bit.ly/4t6W2pW

@MelonieMac It's really weird as well that you side with a false flagging drunkard, and let him drag you into becoming a LolCow like he is. Will you still sweep for him when his money dries up?

This is really weird 😳

A bunch of Muslims are handing out Qurans here and said "hey have you read the Quran before?" I said NOPE and kept walking 🤣

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@MoraneJobec @pizzintwatch Found the Hasan viewer

@pizzintwatch And once again he justifies the need for Iran to have nukes in order to no more being threatened to be "blown off the face of Earth" by a foreign country

NEW: Trump says Iran will be "blown off the face of the Earth" of they attack U.S. ships in the Strait of Hormuz.

@MelonieMac You're gonna be on LolCow Live by the end of the year. #JusticeForKinoCasino

Nope. I don't like that.

@DicksonRP @RogueTRD @rkmtimes Found Hasan Piker's burner account.

@RogueTRD @rkmtimes

@MelonieMac @TheMuppetPastor If grifters will be exposed, does that include your boss, Jeremy Hambly, the supreme leader of grifting?

@TheMuppetPastor You cooked so hard with this and it really helped to see this on my timeline 🙏🏼

I just wanted to tell you that in the end, sanity prevails. It might seem like everyone alone you has gone mad. It may feel like everything is dark and nothing good will ever succeed. Most people hide during these times, chase trends, or be someone they aren’t. You may feel insane just for being sane. You may be shocked and appalled at the behavior of those you once respected. Remember COVID? All the mental ill people seemed to be winning and it took years for many to pay. No matter how bleak it might seem, how lost you might feel, or how rough it gets, remember who you are. Kindness matters, faith helps you survive, and don’t destroy all your principles to grift on trends you don’t care about. Someday, the dam will break, the liars will be exposed, their followers mocked, and all those too afraid to be themselves will suddenly change overnight to whichever trend seems safe and acceptable. It takes courage to remain sane while others refuse to do so. Bravery is often the refusal to follow the world off the cliff and cling to what you know is eternal and right. It may seem like you’re alone. Yet many others feel the way you do yet are too afraid to say it. If someone is trying to force you to change the essence of what you know is right, do not follow them. Remember, in the end, grifters will be exposed and heroes will shine. In the meantime, to quote a classic “don’t stop believing”.

@NHL @CanadiensMTL @NavyFederal

MONTREAL IS MOVING ON!!! 🔵⚪️🔴 For the first time since 2021, the @CanadiensMTL have advanced to the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs! Presented by @NavyFederal

@MelonieMac WOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDY #TheQuarteringIsALolCow #MelonieMacIsALolCow #JusticeForKinoCasino

It's a Koreaboo day

@NHL @GoldenKnights

SERIES = WON ✅ The @GoldenKnights are moving on to the Second Round! #StanleyCup

@MelonieMac Vote the QuarterCast for LolCow of the Year 2026!

@NHL @BuffaloSabres @NavyFederal

CHARGE ON, SABRES! 🦬 The @BuffaloSabres advance to the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs for the first time since 2007!!! Presented by @NavyFederal

@MelonieMac Vote the QuarterCast for LolCow of the Year!

Ermmm 😳

@MelonieMac Vote Jeremy Hambly, Melonie Mac, Hannah Claire, and the entire QuarterCast for LolCow of the Year 2026!

Found this in my memories, 11 years ago was when I first started keto and this was one of my first meals. My now husband left me a nice comment on it back then, now I cook him two meals a day (not keto for him tho lol) 😋 Life is great 💜

❄Winter Blowout Sale❄ Save up to 45% on our Winter Selections until they're gone! #coffee #drinkgoodcoffee #caffeine #supportsmallbusiness #winter