Agent ZWL

@sdhgsdlfjghs Yeah you need to get to the doc right now

why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it’s a reddish brown color irl

@La_Parachi @Bigdaddyvinz_ Exactly

@Bigdaddyvinz_ Rob is an idiot. He's an oath breaker and nothing like his father Ned. Ned would have kept his vow and married the fray woman

The type of face men go to war for…

@_wej01 There needs to be more half and fully naked women online.

To my real Men are you guys tired of seeing half naked women online?

@sancelle @The_Big_Chifa_ LMAO!!!!!!!!

@The_Big_Chifa_ This guy

Who are you calling to defend your life in court?

@The_Big_Chifa_ Better Call Saul lol

@lucawya My type is thick thighs as big booty

why is every mans type Asians or Latinas???

@alaskanwellness @Alphafiles1 Not it’s not lol

@Alphafiles1 Porn is correlated with problems like depression, anxiety, body dissatisfaction, genital surgery, and divorce.

Porn will kill the man in you. Quit it for good, bro. I beg you.

@NC_State69420 @GarbageHuman24 Leave biggroove alone! Lmao

@GarbageHuman24 She's like the female version of that muscle bound black guy who dances with food before he eats it.

Same girl btw

@CaptainMcstabbs @0fficialADN @PathOfMen_ LMAO!!!!!!!

@MPHUS01 @0fficialADN @PathOfMen_

Jerking off to porn is making you ugly

@SportsCenter He is WASHED. Tiger will never win anything ever again, if he does play he won’t make the cut. He’s been done for years. Yall need to let that shit go

Tiger Woods mentioned that he isn't sure when he'll decide if he'll play in this year's Masters, but he'd like to.

@dabmarino420 @BellaBaddie__ Sex and love are two completely different things

@BellaBaddie__ Normalize finding a good partner and have sex and a family with them.

Normalise having sex with your friends

@ProGolfCritic @TheMasters Tiger has sucked for years now.

Maybe I’m in the minority, but if Tiger is missing 2 footers in TGL, I’m not excited to see him miss those at @TheMasters because every single one will be televised.

First thing you do?

@CaptainMcstabbs @0fficialADN @PathOfMen_ Who beats their cock for 30mins???

@0fficialADN @PathOfMen_ If you don’t have the energy to do something after beating your cock for 30mins then you really don’t have much energy to begin with. I have to have some ass in the morning to be ready for the world sometimes, but ass isn’t available 24/7 unfortunately.

@PathOfMen_ Guys I’m one ugly mother fucker

@jennyGold0 Both. But that morning sex is good because the pussy marinates at night.

You are to choose one.

@shivvnp @DiscussingFilm Then you make a unique movie

@DiscussingFilm People will hype this because it’s “intense' but we’ve seen this exact storyline 100 times already

The first trailer for Kenji Tanigaki's ‘THE FURIOUS’ has been released. The action thriller follows a tradesman who must fight through a criminal empire to save his kidnapped daughter. In theaters on May 29.

@fairyprxncess Gemini

What would you name this cat?

@LibertyPillMeme This was easy

She's smart and adorable

@covie_93 Sambos will always be here unfortunately

Seeing Black ICE agents doesn't sit right with my spirit.