Michael

@Listen_Brothers 33 year long rough patch, when does it end for me?

Life is so funny. You can literally have the worst week of your life and then a few days later, life becomes so beautiful again and you feel happier than ever. Remember this when you're going through a rough patch. It'll pass. Give it time.

@Sachinettiyil Love this dude even more

Major League Baseball shortstop for the Kansas City Royals, Bobby Witt Jr., has officially been received into the Catholic Church, receiving the Sacrament of Confirmation in Texas. Image: Fr Zack Burns

@neppy If only it was that simple, women want nothing to do with me

Bro, you’re a man. Stop watching porn. Delete TikTok. Delete Snapchat. Delete Instagram. Get closer to God. Find a good girl. Get married. Have a family. Life won’t feel so empty anymore.

I get so annoyed by people who just sit there when the light turns green. Sit there for 3-4 seconds then instead of giving it gas, just let off the break and barely move for the next 100 feet. When the light turns green….. GO

His politics suck almost as much as as his music

@Glen_ov_Hull @recovery_your Only person I have is my mom, so I’m free to go as soon as she dies

A suicidal mind is not selfish. It’s exhausted. It’s hurting. It’s overwhelmed. It’s carrying pain most people will never see. Fighting battles no one hears..

@recovery_your I don’t want to do it, it’s totally against my religion, but the weight of my depression, loneliness, and poverty has been unbearable for far too long. I say to myself my life is bad now, but I haven’t even experienced the worst of it.

@Super70sSports I hit that age in my early 20’s, mostly because my life is miserable, and has never shown signs of improving, but also the world has gotten weirder, dumber, and more evil

I used to wonder how old people could be so chill about dying but I’ve lived long enough now I think I’m starting to get it. Everything just gets progressively weirder and dumber until you’re finally like “Ok, Jesus, take me home before it gets even stupider.”

@AdamSchefter All because he got a clot shot 😂😂

Bills re-signed S Damar Hamlin to a one-year deal.

@WestsideLAGuy She frame mogs most men, are you sure she’s a woman?

Damm it. Looks like I have to play “pretend to be a liberal” again.

@DefiantLs They are going to have to, their idiot dictator sent all the men to die for the Donbas

Ukrainians on if they're willing to date an American.

@Bloke_Baz It’s even worse when you do that, but have to live with your mom, because I don’t make anywhere near enough to live on my own, and I’ll never find a partner. Working full time and not even being able to afford a studio apartment should be illegal

Having a job and living alone is such a crazy combo. You go home, shower, eat, scroll through your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.

@MasculinePeak The one positive being a virgin for life, I will never get an STD

If you eat pussy in 2026, you hate yourself. Girls are fucking anything and anybody. You're gonna put your tongue down there? Seriously rethink your life choices, man.

@fowontmiss Well it’s not going to happen because I was born into poverty, haven’t been able to escape it, and I’ll be killing myself the day my mom dies because I refuse to be homeless

Idk who needs to hear this but your parents don’t give shit about your career. They want grandkids & they want to die before you do

I do not understand why Erika Kirk - who saw her husband get brutally assassinated on live television is a target of such evil and cruelty. Why are you all doing this to her? Have she and her children not suffered enough? Some of you were literally birthed in hell

Hilarious White girl trend: post Bible verses or Jesus is King on IG bio. Profile is mostly bikini pics; no stories or posts about Christian values. 🤔

Crazy story at yesterdays @Mets game - Guy in section 121 had a heart attack and his wife started frantically yelling for help or a doctor or nurse to come over - One random guy in the section who said he was neither started doing chest compressions and saved the mans life. Eventually paramedics showed up to take over and assist the fallen man. The hero went back to his seat, sat down and watched the rest of the game with zero fanfare or attention. He just wanted to watch the Mets win. When the game ended he walked out like nothing had happened. Don't know his name but he saved a mans life and is a hero.

@emily_smith15 @TarynNHatcher Very weird for a grown man to do this. Restraining order ASAP, should’ve posted his face

You’ve got fans at CBP @TarynNHatcher

@thesecoldbones Fat people shouldn’t be allowed to work in the medical field

this is what 200 can look like btw