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Mike Jeter

@MaJiKPfix

Psalms 144:1 - Blessed be the LORD my strength, Which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.

New York / Florida Katılım Ağustos 2016
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
@SantaDecides Lisa Simpson turned him down for decades and it turned him into the chud meme and he finally broke.
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Santa Decides@SantaDecides·
I just wanna know what led this to happen
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THE Pittsburgh Pete
THE Pittsburgh Pete@Pittsburgh1Pete·
THE MOST OVERRATED fast food chain and it’s not even close, Chick-Fil-A ABSOLUTELY SUCKS! Bland, expensive, and lame menu! I said what I said!
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
I've heard tons of good things, but I've never had it. I can't even remember the last time I had an above average experience with a chicken forward chain. KFC is mostly tasteless trash now, Popeye's is just okay, etc. Now that I'm permanently in Florida I plan to try Zaxby's and Bojangle's. I already know I make the best chicken wings on Earth though, so it won't be for those.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below. It's so amazingly produced, composed, and performed. I saw them play it live during the Fragility Tour and it is still one of the most amazing experiences of my life. If I have a choice in how I die I hope I go down with my boat way out in the ocean with no land in sight at dusk with that song playing and it's the last thing I hear before the ocean takes me.
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Gator Gar
Gator Gar@gatorgar·
I’ve been skipping songs on Spotify shuffle for over an hour. Music is mostly bad. Very difficult to find a single tune worth listening to. What is YOUR favorite song of all time? (I apologize for doing a question post, but I mean it)
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
Everytime I get one of these and see the "We care" on the envelope I get so angry. What a load of crap. Oh, and then there's the time I got one and the envelope was in there but wet and stained in a biohazard bag. Still no idea what happened there and it went right in the trash. I'm not buying a hazmat suit and a containment unit to try not to get some exotic virus over a Coby White RC but thanks anyway I guess.
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Michael Fear
Michael Fear@MichaelFear·
Ordered a card on March 1 on eBay, this arrived today like this. No card inside. Thanks @USPS @USPSHelp @CardPurchaser how’s often does this happen? First time for me
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
@joestakx Hey I bought a giant stack of these off ebay about a year ago for next to nothing, I'm not interested in selling (I'm planning on putting them in a giant poster frame) but it's nice to see them getting some recognition!
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
Old enough to know a lying retard when I see one. Do you even know why I posted that? Either way, I just skimmed two of your "constructive reviews" and I can assure you that I would take the opinion of an actual eleven year old child over yours when it comes to the subject of film.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
So glad I've now permanently left that formerly beautiful state you people have completely destroyed. I try not to wish bad things upon people, but if @GovKathyHochul gets hit by a multiple time violent felon one of her corrupt judges has released on an appearance ticket or bond so they can continue to make NY worse, and her disgusting soulless body fills in a pothole right before the asphalt is poured and she is forgotten forever... Well, I'll be pretty happy.
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ilovelucifer420
ilovelucifer420@iloveluci_fer·
@OpieRadio Damn opie cant win with these fucks. Let the man have a funny fucking joke ya bunch o babies.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
@josephhamas @OpieRadio I'd pay to see Corey Feldman because I know I would laugh a lot. I wouldn't pay to see Opie because I know I wouldn't laugh at all.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
@thehex63 @AndrewLivingst2 On Valentine's Day you were stressed like this about that bro? And you expect people to believe you are "poly" as if that was even an option with actual human beings that aren't animated or some kind of stuffed animal? Come on, son.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
@thehex63 @HacktheMovies "triggering SA imagery". Holy shit. Hey retard, it's not turbowoke 2018 anymore, no one gives a fuck what hurts your little feefees anymore. Hop in the hugbox, have a Coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up you massive pussy.
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Will Walker #FreePalestine #GoCanes
@HacktheMovies Yeah, it’s an objectively bad story with triggering SA imagery. It’s almost like that would be memorable. But yes, I’m criticizing a story with graphic and childishly portrayed sexual violence because I secretly enjoy it, that’s as logical as any of your other arguments.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
@thehex63 "Heroes on both sides" was a retarded choice of words in the opening scrawl, and I hope you get raped by a pack of rabid wampas you pedantic twat. Look at the fucking state of you with that picture and profile. Sickening.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
Bro... Same, and Matt Nokes and Roberto Kelly cards. I traded a pack fresh 93 Fleer Jordan Living Legends card to a scummy card shop owner who took advantage of me because I was a kid by myself at his shop in the mall for an unlicensed Matt Nokes card that he told me was worth way more than the Jordan because "it's in a screwdown case and only really expensive cards get put in those".
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
Yes. Are you single? I am moving full time to Florida today (couldn't even take being in my lake house for a few months in current NY anymore with how bad it is now so I'm going permanent Fl.). You ever want to go shoot some stuff and have the best homemade lasagna in the world let me know.
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Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸
I’m a brunette who loves Jesus… I’m a mother of 2 humans I’d take a bullet for. I LOVE AMERICA 🇺🇸 My favorite food is Italian, as it’s my heritage. I love to travel. I really enjoy Florida sunsets and long walks on the beach. I have gold medallion status with Delta. My credit score is 714, down 6 points dammit! I am an avid Kayaker. I have 3 dogs and 2 cats whom I love dearly. My favorite color is green. I drive a Honda accord and I love it too much to get rid of it… I enjoy horror movies a little too much… I UNAPOLOGETICALLY voted for Trump twice. I enjoy hiking and swimming. I own LOTS of guns…And I know how to shoot them too. I’m also permitted to conceal carry so you’ll never know when I’m armed. I live in a state with Stand Your Ground and the Castle Doctrine too..Basically the FAFO laws… Anything else?
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Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸
I just FOIA requested all arrest documents and body camera footage for Jacksonville Medical Examiner Bob Pfalzgraf’s 5/26/21 DUI arrest on Fleming Island, FL. I will be making him famous.
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Mike Jeter
Mike Jeter@MaJiKPfix·
@FoundAMoron I got waited on by one of these at the Waffle House the other day. Completely lost my appetite and just took everything back to my hotel room and then threw it away. What made it worse was there weren't even any black people fighting in there either. Absolutely terrible.
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Moron Finder
Moron Finder@FoundAMoron·
What in the… nevermind. I am at a loss for words on this one.
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