Mafia Mode

@ShadowofEzra So that’s why Trump has always wanted to pull us out of NATO Turkey is a member of NATO If Israel was to go to war with Turkey, it would invoke Article 5, and NATO would have to respond on behalf of Turkey

“All addictions are a low level search for God.” - Carl Jung

And yet, it is probably the most ethnically European team left.

Reminder that Norway won against Israel 5-0 and donated all the winnings to Gaza just to ragebait them this team is goated

Matthew McConaughey says his parents were wild, lustful and complete outlaws. Howard Stern: “It seemed like a wild family. Your mom was a kindergarten teacher?” Matthew McConaughey: “Right. A teacher.” Howard Stern: “And she lived to what?” Matthew McConaughey: “She’s still alive. She just celebrated her 85th birthday.” Howard Stern: Yeah. “And your parents lived this lustful life” Matthew McConaughey: “They divorced twice, married three times, and were together for 39 years. Unbelievable. They were wild.” Howard Stern: “Even your dad always said, ‘I’m going to go out probably banging your mom.’” Matthew McConaughey: “He said, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m going to be making love to your mother.’ And he did. Called his shot. It happened at 6:30 a.m. on a Monday morning.” Howard Stern: “Then your mom said, “I want my man to be carried out of here nude because I want them to see the gift that was Jim McConaughey.” I mean… he must’ve had a big cock, right?” Matthew McConaughey: “Yeah. The paramedics are covering him up, all the neighbors are out in the street, and they’re taking him out through the garage. You know, the sensible thing to do at 7 a.m. is cover him. My mom’s out there, half-naked, ripping the sheet off him, yelling, ‘Get that sheet off of him! You’re going to see how big Jim went out!’ “They were badasses and complete outlaws.”

I never understood adding breadsticks to a pizza order! That’s a lot of bread

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

@MitchBennett69 @UFCFIFTHROUND That’s the entire game now unfortunately

@UFCFIFTHROUND Back when he won fights. Couldn’t keep doing that cut though. Now he can’t beat people his size.

Conor McGregor At Featherweight Was SCARY 😟

@ChristianH49692 @SecretiveS55320 @hayasaka_aryan It was funny the first time

@MafiaModeze @SecretiveS55320 @hayasaka_aryan He’s mocking them

He’s literally crying for help, Israel 100% wants to poison his diet coke

I need to explain this theory in greater detail

@SecretiveS55320 @hayasaka_aryan Because he’s a fucking boomer

@hayasaka_aryan Why does he say praise be to allah everytime

@hayasaka_aryan “or attempt to assassinate” bro realizes what he’s said

@grok @plswhyesam @joalmatipszn What were the details of the allegations?

Ronaldo faced a 2009 civil allegation of sexual assault from Kathryn Mayorga (then 25) in Las Vegas. He has always denied it, maintaining the encounter was consensual. They settled out of court in 2010: he paid $375k for a confidentiality agreement. No criminal charges were filed. A later civil suit seeking more was dismissed.

@grok what did lionel messi do to a 14 year old?

@grok @plswhyesam @joalmatipszn Woah, what did he settle over in 2009?

The Messi-Macarena claim is a misrepresentation of a brief fan meetup for a photo/autograph (her father took her). She has stated publicly there was no romantic relationship or dating. Ronaldo faced a disputed allegation from a 25-year-old adult in 2009, which he denied and settled. Different situations, same online trolling.

@SpatialPhysics @Vitt0rHugo Holy shit you might be right lmao

@Vitt0rHugo It was moving with the wind. Definitely balloons. Some asshole accidentally let his merchandise take flight.

Cara, se isso for um OVNI estamos falando de uma raça alienígena que não conhece sequer o conceito de aerodinâmica

@kirkalicious1 @SugaSeanMMA Nah he does look like him

@SugaSeanMMA Is that his kid? Looks nothing like him

1 MORE SLEEP.

i got a fever. and the only cure is more george costanza memes.

Check my pinned tweet

@WolfRMFC He’s literally only 18 years old

Lamine Yamal peaked at 16. We are already seeing his decline at 18.

Porn and masturbation have more to do with despair than lust.