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HILLARY CLINTON As some of you know, I was the Air Force Military Aide for Bill Clinton, lived in the White House, traveled everywhere they traveled, and carried the “nuclear football.” As such, I was always in close proximity to both Bill and Hill. Among the military who served in the White House and the professional White House staff, the Clinton administration was infamously known for its lack of professionalism and courtesy, though few ever spoke about it. But when it came to rudeness, it was Hillary Clinton who was the most feared person in the administration. She set the tone. From the very first day in my assignment. When I first arrived to work in the White House, my predecessor warned me. “You can get away with pissing off Bill but if you make her mad, she’ll rip your heart out.” I heeded those words. I did make him mad a few times, but I never really pissed her off. I knew the ramifications. I learned very quickly that the administration’s day-to-day character, whether inside or outside of DC, depended solely on the presence or absence of Hillary. Her reputation preceded her. We used to say that when Hillary was gone, it was a frat party. When she was home, it was “Schindler’s List.” In my first few days on the job, and remember I essentially lived there, I realized there were different rules for Hillary. She instructed the senior staff, including me, that she didn’t want to be forced to encounter us. We were instructed that “whenever Mrs. Clinton is moving through the halls, be as inconspicuous as possible.” She did not want to see “staff” and be forced to “interact” with anyone. No matter their position in the building. Many a time, I’d see mature, professional adults, working in the most important building in the world, scurrying into office doorways to escape Hillary’s line of sight. I’d hear whispering, “She’s coming, she’s coming!” I could be walking down a West Wing hallway, midday, busier than hell, people doing the administration’s work whether in the press office, medical unit, wherever. She’d walk in and they’d scatter. She was the Nazi schoolmarm and the rest of us were expected to hide as though we were kids in trouble. I wasn’t a kid, I was a professional officer and pilot. I said “I’m not doing that.” There was also a period of time when she attempted to ban military uniforms in the White House. It was the reelection year of 1996, and she was trying to craft the narrative that the military was not a priority in the Clinton administration. As a military aide, carrying the football, and working closely with the Secret Service, I objected to that. It simply wasn’t a matter of her political agenda; it was national security. If the balloon went up, the Secret Service would need to find me as quickly as possible. Seconds matter. Finding the aide in military uniform made complete sense. Besides, what commander in chief wouldn’t want to advertise his leadership and command? She finally relented because the Secret Service weighed in. The Clintons are corrupt beyond words. Hillary is evil, vindictive, and profane. Hillary is a bitch.

🚨The haters are coming after 16-year-old Ella, the young Wisconsin girl leading the fight to get boys out of girls bathrooms in K-12 schools. Ella is strong, and so is her family, but she's just a kid. To my followers, please show her some support & ❤️ She recently opened an @X account⬇️ @EllaFrei17 Hey @elonmusk, it would be great if you would send this brave girl a shout out. Ella is the reason why this story got national attention. She’s the reason that the @POTUS took notice and @CivilRights started a Title IX investigation. She and other students are the reason why a federal lawsuit was just initiated today by @WILawLiberty. She’s the reason why a school board candidate endorsed by @Moms4Liberty took the majority of votes on Tuesday. She’s the reason why the board President, a total loser Tim Walz loving Democrat from Minnesota who probably supports tampons in the boys bathrooms, was kicked off the board. Ella: STAY STRONG💪🏽 Real Women Rock #XX @WhiteHouse @HarmeetKDhillon @EDSecMcMahon @Riley_Gaines_ @xx_xyathletics @usedgov

@bennyjohnson Unfortunately, there are still those old school Southern Democrats (not liberals) who absolutely refuse to vote Republican, for women, or people of color. My dad (a Vietnam vet) is sadly one of those, though I believe the people like him are becoming very few.

The South will look like this in 2026. Then we start ICE raids on Atlanta and Charlotte to finish the job. Don’t be mad. This is just reparations to hard-working disenfranchised Deep South Americans who have had their civil rights unconstitutionally stolen by racist Democrats.

@davidwhagerman @GuntherEagleman @MontyFritts4TN Apparently......

@MagaPersnickety @GuntherEagleman @MontyFritts4TN Apparently she could not discern the obvious psyop from a real insurrection. It was expected.

TENNESSEE UNDER FIRE TO GO 9-0 Massive pressure on Gov. Bill Lee to redraw maps and WIPE OUT the last Democrat Congressional seat. MAKE IT 9-0 TENNESSEE! Play HARDBALL!

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Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

President Trump on the White House Correspondents’ dinner shooter: “The man has been captured. They're going to his apartment. I guess he lives in California — and he's a sick person.”

I have lived through three Democrat Presidencies. Thats a total of 20 years of Democrat administrations. I watched them systematically wreck the country. I hated it. Yet, not once did I ever consider violence. Not even in my darkest thoughts. Nor did any of my fellow Republicans. But every month a Democrat tries to kill Trump. Then libs celebrate it and try again. They murdered Charlie and laughed about it. The current Attorney General of Virginia fantasizes about killing Republican children. His predecessor just killed himself and his wife in front of his children. Ya, we are not the same. You can’t live peacefully with those who want you dead.

@bennyjohnson So he says something again?? What a jerk. You would think he learned his lesson the first time. Why did they even let him back on the air?

Jimmy Kimmel made an assassination joke about President Trump. Hours later, there was an assassination attempt on Trump's life. The US taxpayers paid for this sick joke. Here's how, and why it must END... ABC holds taxpayer-funded broadcast licenses with the explicit legal duty to serve in the ‘public interest’ with fair and truthful coverage. Jimmy Kimmel went on air and joked about the idea of Donald Trump being assassinated, saying First Lady Melania looked like an “expectant widow” There have been multiple attempts on the President’s life. This is an endorsement of left-wing political violence against a sitting President and cannot be tolerated. If ABC refuses to issue a full on-air apology from Kimmel and corrective action their broadcast license should be revoked by the federal government immediately. These are the kind of vicious, dehumanizing propaganda that led to this current moment of radicalized, deadly leftist violence. @ABC must be held accountable.

Terrence, who is one of Trump's biggest backers, has questions about what happened last night at the correspondence dinner. He has some ideas on who was responsible, and you know what? I agree with him.

🚨 FULL MANIFESTO: Trump White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooter Cole Allen details his motives and targets: "Hello everybody! So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused. I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.” I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.) I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near. I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure. I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies. On to why I did any of this: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. (Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.) While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.) Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t* Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me) Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security National Guard: same as Hotel Security Hotel Employees: not targets at all Guests: not targets at all In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls) I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that. Rebuttals to objections: Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek. Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes. Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this. Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim? This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with. Objection 3: You didn’t get them all. Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere. Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this. Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s. Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered. I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.) Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years. Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years. Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism. Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning. Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration. Thank you all for everything. Sincerely, Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone. Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event. Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance. I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat. The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before. Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit. Actually insane. Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done. Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."

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President Trump was going to deliver an incredible and humorous speech tonight. And I’m sure it was going to be a huge victory. Unfortunately, that was not how the night played out. A deranged lunatic showed up with a gun. I was there. Security was terrible at the event. It was the easiest event I’ve ever gained access to that the president was at. It was so bad we talked about it at our table before the shots rang out. Remember, 90% of the people in the room were part of the fake news who have spread abject and despicable lies about President Trump. They have sowed so much division in our country. I am so grateful to God that President Trump is safe tonight. I’m so grateful that nobody in the room was killed. My kids, who knew I was in the room tonight, were frantically calling me and I could not reach them until much later to tell them I was OK. Mainstream media must take responsibility for the discord they have sewn across this great country

I walked out right next to Jake Tapper & looked him in the eye. “How dare you? You’ve caused so much division in this country with your lies. I’m done calling it gaslighting — you’ve LIED to the American people.” These reporters have spent a decade spreading absolute lies about President Trump. They share some of the blame for what happened tonight. As a mother, I’m exhausted by it. I couldn’t stay silent and walk out pretending someone like Jake Tapper is one of the good guys.

Is Tim Burchett the Superman of Congress? He’s right…! We need dirtbags in handcuffs!

You can't call President Trump "Hitler" every single day and then act shocked when another attempt is taken on his life. Gen-Z, we can't be silent any longer. They're trying to kill our President and some are scared to repost a pro-Trump post. Stand up. No more silence.