@magachrchpastr @RandyBrown001 Yeah but what are we going to do with that information?
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Magachurch Pilot
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Magachurch Pilot
@MagachurchPilot
I’m the holy flier. l take only those most worthy (and most generous in giving to the ministry) closer to God. Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.
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@RandyBrown001 This is good confirmation. Appreciate you.
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The Strait was completely open to all ships under Biden
Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr
The Libs will never tell you this, but Sleepy Joe Biden NEVER offered to guide ships through the Strait of Hormuz like President Trump has so bravely done. That's because Biden's auto-pen didn't care about maritime safety🙏🇺🇸
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@magachrchpastr @Eyeswideopen69 Perhaps we should look at accepting stable coin too. Perhaps start our own stable coin?
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@Eyeswideopen69 You ask many questions, but the only answer is for you to become a generous recurring giver to my "Prayer Force One" private aircraft ministry by which I spread the gospel and also take numerous expensive family vacations. We take Venmo and PayPal!
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No children have had their gender reassigned in an afternoon you silly cunt.
Ever!
But how many have gone to straight to the morgue in body-bags under Trump?
How many have been kidnapped by ICE?
How many have seen their parents deported?
Call yourself a Christian.
Imposter.
Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr
Ever since President Trump was elected, no kids have gone off to school in the morning and then returned home in the afternoon with a gender-reassignment surgery. Personally, I don't think he gets enough credit for that🙏🇺🇸
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@magachrchpastr @DavidKenvyn I have no idea this guy is talking about.
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@DavidKenvyn David, this appears to be very important news. I’m not gonna have time to read this now, but I will make a note of it and return to it later on today and probably again and again for quite some time. Appreciate you.
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The Libs will never tell you this, but Sleepy Joe Biden NEVER offered to guide ships through the Strait of Hormuz like President Trump has so bravely done. That's because Biden's auto-pen didn't care about maritime safety🙏🇺🇸
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@IsTruth86582 @magachrchpastr Do I have to wait until Spirit of Halloween opens again to buy my uniform?
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It's well past time for Evangelicals to admit that the earth is billions of years old, that dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist, that being gay isn't a choice, and that conservative politics has ruined the church. I'm not going to admit any of that, but it is well past time🙏🇺🇸
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@IsTruth86582 @magachrchpastr You certainly have the best words and a big brain after you down a few. It’s a wonderful feeling.
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@MagachurchPilot @magachrchpastr I love it, it makes me feel smarter and stronger the more I drink of it. Makes me want to go fight democrats and liberals because they are inhuman and evil and have no idea what is going on compared to us MAGA's. We rule.
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@magachrchpastr @IsTruth86582 That’s part of our signature drink. It’s called the MAGA Mule.
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@BraddrofliT @MAGAMAHACindy The US also can’t refine most of the oil it produces.
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Because oil is a global commodity. We could produce 100% of our own and prices would still move with world markets. “Energy independence” was never a force field.
This time Trump created the IRAN war which in return has disrupted the global movement of oil.
Oil prices spiked briefly under Biden because of COVID
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I voted for President Trump three times, and I’d gladly do so again.
That said, I have a sincere, question about something I’m genuinely trying to understand.
If the U.S. is energy independent, why are gas prices spiking again? They are getting close to the highs we saw under Biden?
I know tensions with Iran are playing a role right now, but I thought energy independence was supposed to shield us from these kinds of swings.
Can someone explain what’s driving this? I’m not here to criticize Trump, just looking for a clear explanation. Thanks.
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@counsellorkel21 @magachrchpastr Yeah but then that’s one less “issue” we’ll have to feed to our supporters. Was I supposed to say that out loud?
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@magachrchpastr True...then again some babies are i guess are even more fiscal...trumps come up with a fix...you simply use the said baby...for food and even drink...🤷 solves price problems, and stops said babies turning into furries...win win 😁 🙏
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I'm aware President Trump's promises didn't come true for lowering the cost of food, or electricity, or gasoline, or housing. But at least our kids are using the right bathrooms again and not peeing in litter boxes in the classroom wearing furry little tails, smh🙏🇺🇸
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When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???
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@SteveBarnes71 @CJFernandesUS @Math_files There are vastly more people who are vaccinated compared to those who aren’t vaccinated. A smaller percentage of a larger number can be greater than a larger percentage of a smaller number.
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@SteveBarnes71 @CJFernandesUS @Math_files Real world example:
How can there be more total COVID deaths from those who are vaccinated compared to those who aren’t yet the fatality rate is higher among those who are not vaccinated?
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@magachrchpastr @Dumfukdetector We appreciate your donations. That wet bar doesn’t pay for itself!
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@Dumfukdetector I'm a pastor for one reason only: I don't like to fly commercial. So I have my Prayer Force One private aircraft by which I share the gospel and also take numerous family vacations. If anyone would like to become a generous recurring giver to this ministry, we take Venmo!
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I'm convinced that men who identify as a pastor are doing so simply to take advantage of women and children.
Prove me wrong
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@magachrchpastr Oh please let me go Top Gun on those infadels.
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I have solid intelligence that one of my rival pastors is only two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon. You know what happens next🙏🇺🇸
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It’s wise to build a home gym for your family. Public gyms are increasingly becoming platforms for soft porn.
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I’m 42 years old and I am yet to ever use the Pythagorean theory in a real life setting…
Another reason why financial education should be taught in schools instead of trigonometry
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@Dugger1M @magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble Yeah I’d rather not fly that. It probably smells like used diapers and KFC.
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@magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble Trump 1 is at your disposal. I recommend wearing a hazmat suit.
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Oh boy, I just saw that some scum-sucking liberal named John Pavlovitz went after both me AND conservative icon @RepJackKimble of the great CA-54th. Somebody do a wellness check on that loony leftist, Pavlovitz!
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@biz_burner @magachrchpastr @truegreenthumb Did you see the movie theatre with Dolby 11.1.2 surround sound? Die Hard looks and sounds incredible on it.
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@magachrchpastr @truegreenthumb Having been a passenger on PF1 during a very important mission to Cabo, let me tell you the interior is inspiring.
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“ true Christian” lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr
The only true Christian Presidents of the last 50 years were named Ford, Bush, Reagan and Trump. All from the GOP! Which is why reading the Bible out loud might be the only thing that can reach the godless ignorant Libs in our great land🙏🇺🇸
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@BonhamPete7109 @magachrchpastr @truegreenthumb I don’t even pilot the damn when we’re high enough. I just let Jesus take the Wheel and watch Die Hard (the best Christmas movie).
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@magachrchpastr @truegreenthumb Our prayers work much better on Prayer Force One because we’re closer to Jesus.
It’s a scientific fact. So write a fucking check now before the smiting commences.
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