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They Came Back Wrong trope but it’s just me taking a weird nap and waking up with a headache

@LauraHayesDC That's if you can even get them to accept your ride at all, especially if you need to cross a bridge.

Is the steep decline in Uber & Lyft accuracy and reliability happening in other cities beyond DC? If the apps say they will get you a ride in four minutes, as soon as you book it’s 12 minutes and lately not even that has been accurate. Four-minute offers are more like 20 minutes.

BRENDAN FRASER IS NOT IN LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY

@AGoldmund I thought I was out and they sucked back in with Pokopia (and my five year old is obsessed with Mario Party and Mario Kart).

I think I might just kinda be done with video games. I have so little impulse to play anything anymore.

Invisible Man (2020): What if he's not REALLY an invisible man? Wolf Man (2025): What if he's not REALLY a wolf man? Mummy (2026): What if she's not REALLY a mummy? Shape of Water (2017): What if he's just straight up the Creature from the Black Lagoon and also he fucks?

@AGoldmund @aic_podcast @hyperfixedpod Doesn't your bottom get cold though?

@aic_podcast @hyperfixedpod There is NOTHING wrong with sitting in the shower

Reply All was appointment listening. @hyperfixedpod is the spiritual successor to the best parts of what Reply All was at its best, and @AGoldmund seems like a genuinely good human… even if he sits on the floor of the shower. 😜 Seriously though — #HyperFixedPodcast is amazing.

@MattBelloni @Todd_Garner @StephenFollows The "parents have to get a sitter, drive to the theater, sit through 45 minutes of previews, and a three hour movie" argument resonated so hard with me. It cost like $150 for us to get a babysitter and see Dune 2 (and the movie went past midnight). These long run times are brutal

New pod: Fascinating new data on the length of movies. Yes, they’re getting longer overall, but only certain genres. Why? With producer @Todd_Garner and data from @StephenFollows. Listen! Watch! open.spotify.com/episode/1iDk2n…

cher's outfits reveals on "the cher show", 1975

Stress eating M&Ms while listening to this morning's SCOTUS oral argument....

Reacher is a wonderful TV show that asks its audience to ponder how many situations they can think of in which a bunch of skinny dumb fucks think they can beat up what appears to be the human personification of the Ford F-350 SuperDuty

@merrydevo I had the same exact thought. Yeah, when I was like 8, I would get up on my own, but I am supposed to let a 3 year old run around while I sleep?? I can't remember anything before I was like 5 but no way in hell my Mom let me do that.

People don’t remember being under 4 years old but they think they do. This is the most annoying part of talking to people that don’t have kids. They think they remember their childhoods but they don’t. That’s why they think everything was chill.

a woman recommending something to her friend group has a higher conversion rate than your entire paid ads budget

@Shudder It was ok, but very different from what I expected (not in a good way).

The body no longer belongs to her. THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT is streaming now.

How it feels walking out of the theater after seeing Project Hail Mary and feeling hope and happiness instead of doomerism despair about the future

What it's like when your parents retire...

@AGoldmund @hyperfixedpod Passionfruit in my local grocery store in the DC area, but $3.49 each??? In THIS economy? 😬 I almost got some since they are truly delicious, but couldn't justify it.

This was a fantastic work of journalism. Must listen!

@ERCboxoffice @SMGReturnss I saw RON2 yesterday and it was fun, but more talky than the first one. Still, I think it had a budget of 14 million, and is doing pretty well for that. Love to see a reasonably priced movie!

@SMGReturnss Not

$1M CLUB: WEDNESDAY 1. PROJECT HAIL MARY ($6.6M) 2. HOPPERS ($1.3M)

@leahmarilla It gives me the ick.

@RachelLeishman I couldn't believe that all the costumes looked exactly the same. What are we DOING.

like girl it looks exactly like the movies i've been watching since i was ten years old what is the point