Main man.

@RussellRussell4 @the_LoungeFly @BLackgold_5 Boy u sounded so smart but u just a dumb dumb

@the_LoungeFly @BLackgold_5 Yes you have reflection and sparks, the pattern of light goes in abnormal directions. Reflected light would have a more consistent pattern. It happens quickly and you have to slow video down. It’s like ripley believe it or not, interesting but questionable.

United Airlines B767 Landing Goes Wrong at Zurich Airport What went wrong here?

@rmiller_russell @stuhaas @Gwendolynvee What’s up Russell the beta

@stuhaas @Gwendolynvee Funny a little douch like you calling anyone beta.

My son has had a huge crush on this girl he has 2 classes with, the entire school year. He’s 6’2, and she’s actually 6ft and Greek and I’ve had to hear all school year about this tall Greek Goddess he has a crush on. He finally works up the courage to talk to her a few weeks back and she tells him she’s had a crush too. He invites her to breakfast and does a bunch of chores last week to earn the money from me to take her. FAST FORWARD to their date today…

@Gwendolynvee @Casually_trash_ Your fag son will be sucking cock in know time. Great job mommy

@Casually_trash_ I guess your brain and your username really correspond with each other

@DFWscanner Why you calling them out like that, obviously they are hiding the name Even though most people know that paint scheme

On Tuesday evening, an Air Evac Lifeteam helicopter made a hard landing on the helipad atop Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas. Thankfully, no one was injured, but the helicopter was damaged. Earlier today, crews removed the damaged helicopter from the helipad at the hospital.

@BambuluMen She has a beer gut, what is she doing to attract so many people?

It's criminal that hoes like this are rich while doctors, lawyers, military personnel, firefighters, cops, and other professionals from critical career fields live paycheck to paycheck.

@ComedyCentral H

Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.

@Aerovances Those guys have never flown a fighter jet, they fly those c17s

When you give a Jet fighter pilot a big plane The beauty of Aviation

@PatsKam Sorry your unable to have kids and fulfill a women’s role

In honor of Mother’s Day, a reminder that not all women CAN or WANT to have babies. Peak feminism is understanding a woman’s worth isn’t tied to childbirth. Peak feminism is respecting women whether they raise kids, careers, dogs, or hell. Peak feminism is supporting mothers without acting like motherhood is mandatory. The most radical thing a woman can do is choose happiness over expectations.

@GOLDBABYO If they are tenants of her building she pays for the repairs

“Emergency repairs. Whatever tenants can afford.” Has helped twenty tenants. Stay housed. Get fixed. Survive. “Because a plumber charged me $50 for a $400 repair. I do the same.” One tenant. Heater broke. Winter. No money. She fixed it free. “Because staying warm isn’t optional.” That tenant stayed. Got a better job. Pays rent early now. Helps other tenants. “Because my landlord helped me. I help everyone.” My husband says that $350 he lost. Best money he never made. “Because it taught someone. To help others. And she’s helping more. Than I ever could.” Sometimes losing money. Makes you richer. In ways that matter.

My husband is a plumber. Emergency calls. Late nights. Got called. Midnight. Burst pipe. Apartment flooding. Single mom. Two kids. Water everywhere. Fixed it. Took three hours. Bill was $400. She had $50. He said “That’s fine.” She knew. Said “It cost more.” He said “That’s what you have. That’s the price.” She tried to pay more later. He refused. She started sending clients. Everyone she knew. My husband’s business grew. Because of her. She became a landlord. Small building. Has a policy.

@Juni_jr117 @moleman75 @ww3mediaa Not surprised, that’s why I said hopefully

@Mainman2119 @moleman75 @ww3mediaa You’d be surprised Just saw a video of a pickup hitting a parked school bus at full speed

🔴Tesla’nın tam otonom sürüş modu, bir kullanıcının yaptığı testte başarısız oldu. Okul servisinin arkasından aniden çıkan çocuk simülasyonunda araç, stop işaretine rağmen durmayarak mankene çarptı.

@moleman75 @ww3mediaa A human hopefully wouldn’t of blew by the school bus with lights flashing and would if never got to that point

@ww3mediaa A human driving a car wouldn’t be able stop in that short space of time

@alertpage Medstar doesn’t exist anymore

MEDSTAR WITH A 2ND PATIENT

@drewcomb @CipheredLogic Cock sucker is bad?

@CipheredLogic Reported

Can you assholes please stop leaving LITERAL GARBAGE at the El Reno Memorial? Thanks.

@Juridicodo8kay @vlucasrocha Runway show for early death and diabetes

@vlucasrocha Incrível que da pra perceber direitinho que a aniversariante tem um estilo de roupas específico é como ver um desfile de uma única coleção

todas as amigas foram pro aniversário vestidas como a aniversariante

@DrakeGreaudWX @PappenheimWx You almost nailed it….clown

@PappenheimWx worst start to may ever ?

Another INCREDIBLE day ahead!

@HookChasers @PappenheimWx Yeah it would have never worked out right? You pretend weather nerds are almost unbearable

@PappenheimWx glad they didn’t pull the trigger on the modern risk.

@Drewshearer444 The pretend weather folks only know how to go off models

I hope that today teaches many of us to focus on observations during a severe event. Model guidance was off, but you could see this evolving if you were paying attention to the observations. Observations are always more important than the models!

@ChasingWConnor Should have been easily. Moderate the forecaster are not for chasers thy are for general public. This is a historic day and all you worry about was if the experts got it right

Great forecast discussion this morning by Mosier/Dean! Mentions strong tornado potential but also highlights all the question marks that will likely limit today’s ceiling. Thank god whoever made the overnight outlook didn’t actually go moderate 😭😭

@JohnInghamAMC @icebagz_ Hey John, it’s a yacht. Something your broke ass will never experience I guess!

@icebagz_ Yeah I get it, a couch in front of the tv facing away is crazy work, never seen it either

Holy shit never seen this before. Bama/Vandy baseball just now.

@RobertTiffin Why is Ben the 6ths on that, he hasn’t done anything all series

A tunrover is like a turnover, but worse

Benn gets a puck off a Boldy tunrover, then it's taken away with some hooking. But if you expected a hooking call there, you haven't been watching this third period. 4-2, and that should do it.