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For those who find themselves very much alone this Xmas @jacksons_lane has for many years given a warm welcome. A venue close to my family's heart we have donated to this campaign, please support their good work by making a donation which will be doubled. donate.biggive.org/campaign/a0569…

@RoyalMailHelp Family member wants to know where their delivery's been sent as it ain't at their requested Post office.

Seems @RoyalMailHelp can't seem to grasp that a request to deliver to the local @PostOffice means just that. Not to try and deliver again to the house. LifeOnPlanetStupid

@ilovenostalgia Slid, Sardines - Love em! Meow!

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@K9Finn I salute you sir. Enjoy the next chapter.

Personal news yesterday was my last day as a police officer it’s been a wild, mostly brilliant ride . Warrant card and costume handed in i’m leaving to take up an exciting role with German Shephard Rescue Elite (1)

@ilovenostalgia Flash bulbs

Most people do not know what these are. These beautiful magicubes. But what are they for?

@ilovenostalgia ...He killed the car!

#MidsomerMurders spoilt with a cameo plug for ThisMorning. @itv just don't get it and shame on the MM producers for being useful idiots. Flogging a dead horse on the back of premium TV content.

@BBCBreakfast Closing the government's COI was a mistake. Many children and adults learnt about everyday danger through the ads and still remember the advice today.

Slept through InternationalCatDay.

We're sad to say that Warren Ford, who created the Yorkshire Tea blend, has passed away. He made a huge contribution to our business & the trade, always had a story to tell & was a regular face in our Tea Tasting Room over 5 decades. Thank you, Warren. You'll be dearly missed.

I want the Bird back. @Twitter

True to form like every Sat they've done it again. Only council I know that leaves more mess than it collects. Not like this in Highgate. Meanwhile @FlintshireCC have been bragging about their #CouncilTax collection rates. Hmm... dlvr.it/SqjhNt

Seems @FlintshireCC refuse collection hate their jobs so much they leave a bigger mess than they collect. Laughable when there's a 'Keep Flintshire Tidy' FB page. The elderly resident has Parkinsons & always puts the bins out neatly. Here's how staff behave. #Lazy #Disrespectful

@YorkshireTea @joseph44214 Thinks it's catnip.

This tea bag looks a bit furry. Might want to take it back to the shop. 📸 @joseph44214

It's #NationalHugYourCatAndGiveThemaSausageDay. Whoever made this up is pure genius. #CatsOfTwitter

@joewarwick Aww Bless. eater.com/2017/4/10/1524…

Ray is obviously a cat man. theguardian.com/food/2023/jun/…

@MattCainWriter @hglasstone Duvets with reversible patterns were made for this.

@MattCainWriter @hglasstone Neither. You neatly roll the top part of the duvet back on itself.

Do pillows go above or below the duvet? This is a question that’s been dividing me and my husband @hglasstone… What do you think?

Us cats require no crown to be trated like royalty. Enjoying, a marvellous and very royal #Caturday and let's remember - A Cat may look at a King. #LongLiveTheKing #Coronation