Major Duffles 🍌💧

@RaoulGMI @farzyness @RealVision Proof of life is needed sir, preferably with a coffee shop, showing 4 fingers and a thumb.

@RaoulGMI @farzyness You’re alive @RaoulGMI… we’re all starting to worry that the @RealVision team would start rolling out this version of you soon!

Tesla FSD is nothing short of magic. Just rented a Cybertruck, picked it up at the airport and it drove us directly to the Airbnb. None of the stress of a new city, new roads, new car. Had it for 5 days and never drove myself. It drove perfectly. So easy and liberating

@PeterLBrandt @PeterLBrandt what would be the target for such a pattern?

The Banana is splitting This is a Horn Richard W. Schabacker wrote about this in his 1934 book $BTC tinyurl.com/2r6jwn23

@brian_armstrong Can we test this Brian? I am in Sydney. I can send you my wallet address! I bet it doesn’t work for large sums. Prove me wrong!

You can send money from the U.S. to Australia faster than I wrote this tweet, for less than a cent. Thanks crypto.

@ronin21btc @elonmusk please 🙏 fix this… 🤣

Fatigue

@RosenvoldGeo Have faith sir, for Jim hath spoken!

We’re in complete crisis mode. Oil to the moon, panic mode in markets, potential for huge spillover to inflation. I don’t see how Trump can stomach this for several more weeks. At the same time, it’s very hard to see an off-ramp right now.

@cryptoquant_com @Darkfost_Coc That’s a dangerous correlation to assume late stage business cycle oil prices and a Middle East conflict are the same… both are negatively correlated with btc, but for quite different reasons.

Oil Prices Surge Amid Hormuz Tensions: Implications for BTC and Markets “Historically, periods when oil prices regain strength often coincide with BTC end-of-cycle phases.” – By @Darkfost_Coc

@CryptoHayes 😂

What are you monitoring fam?

@CryptoMichNL Isn’t that total 3 / gold… which I’ve not seen before and very interesting.

It's also the lowest RSI on #Altcoins vs. Bitcoin. In the history of mankind and #Crypto. That's a sign.

@the_culturist_ @grok is this true?

The UK government flagged these books (among others) as potential signs of far-right extremism. List includes Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, Hobbes' Leviathan, Milton's Paradise Lost. You may be an extremist if you've read these. What else would you add to the list?

@CastilloTrading Once the SAFU fund was loaded, what’s the incentive to keep selling?

Binance spot $BTC sell pressure has really cooled off this month. Very interesting dynamic to see as it really seems they aren't suppressing price anymore. Of course I am sure selling pressure can come back quickly but overall, this is what we want to see.

@Nebraskangooner @RealVision important update!

#BITCOIN IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE PATH BACK TO $80,000!! 🍌

@BullTheoryio With what exactly…

BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran has now officially closed the Strait of Hormuz, which carries 20% of the world’s oil supply. Iran’s IRGC has threatened to SET FIRE to any ship attempting to pass. This will have a serious impact on oil prices.

@AskPerplexity Show me your predicted chart for btc over the next 12 months

Comment with any chart you want me to make and i'll make an animated gif like this using computer👇

ALL MY HOMIES HATE JANE STREET

For months, 10 AM meant one thing: the Jane Street dump. Yesterday, they got hit with an insider trading lawsuit. Today at 10 AM? Bitcoin rips higher instead. Coincidence, or did the game just change?

This is SHOCKING. Jane Street’s secret trading technique is to accumulate shares, then dump them in seconds to crash the price and profit from shorts. They ran the same 10 AM manipulation algo in Indian markets and made $4.23 billion, which led to a temporary ban by the Securities and Exchange Board of India. Their playbook is simple: 1) Have billions of dollars from investors 2) Buy spot Bitcoin at, say, $68k 3) Open massive shorts via options or derivatives 4) Sell large amounts of BTC in minutes with algos, combined with low liquidity or negative news to trigger panic selling 5) Price crashes to $62k 6) Close shorts for massive profits while losing just 5% on spot 7) Buy spot Bitcoin again at $62k, squeeze shorts, and create FOMO to push price higher 8) Open massive shorts again... Rinse and repeat. In India, Jane Street still has $560 million frozen in an escrow account with SEBI, and the manipulation case is ongoing.

@btcjvs @btcjvs just going to put this here…

So what happens when bitcoin dumps at 10am? Who we blaming?

@CryptoCurb Fixed it for you…

🚨 JUST IN: "MULTIPLE COMPANIES TO FILE LAWSUIT AGAINST JANE STREET FOR CRYPTO MARKET MANIPULATION IN THE COMING WEEKS"— PROMINENT CRYPTO ANALYST

@crypto_wintern Ha…

it’s never too late to apologize to us