Malady Wise

@DrEricLevi So from my research I think a magic coffee is a flat white with 2 shots made slightly shorter. Or a double ristretto with steamed milk made up to about 5oz (147mL) instead of 6oz (177mL)

Sunday morning run for the emergency theatre team. Coffee is that language of love in health care. Although I kinda prefer cake.

@tferriss "The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none." ― Also Eden Phillpotts Although he came up with this one as well... "Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking."

“The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” ― Eden Phillpotts

@drkeithsiau Grossly undercooked toasted cheese sandwich - possibly using parmesan cheese by mistake

Unusual appearance of bone. What’s the diagnosis?

@NicoGagelmann Confused drunk snowman falling backwards sign = CMV

Immunosuppressed patient with colitis nd kidney failure. Diagnosis?🦉

@Zeneca Scary. I had hiccups earlier this week for the first time in years and without verbalising or typing the word 'hiccup', I starting seeing hiccup cure posts on Twitter. It made my brain hurt for a bit considering that a non-word sound could possibly be interpreted and targeted

An AI paper came out a few days ago suggesting that it can determine what you are typing simply by *listening* to your key strokes with 95% accuracy (if recorded via smartphone) or 93% accuracy (if recorded over zoom) genuinely wtf, future is already wild

@radRounds Horizontal badness. Sagittal looks unpleasant as well. radiopaedia.org/cases/lumbar-s…

Diagnosis? (Source: Radiopedia)

@australiandr Chilaiditi sign = Bowel under diaphragm above liver radiopaedia.org/articles/chila…

A trip to the ED earned an 85-year-old woman admission to an exclusive club: adults with rare and troublesome congenital diaphragmatic hernias of Morgagni. ausdoc.com.au/medical-must-s…

@OGdukeneurosurg @emilysharpe Propofol. pubs.asahq.org/anesthesiology… The more important question is do we call it Chlorotrichia or Trichochloria. Same with urine. Urochloria or Chlorouria.

What caused this man’s hair to turn green after a total hip arthroplasty? @emilysharpe

@celeste_yergin Insufficient caffeine. Add espresso. Else mix instant coffee into Nutella

Is this a balanced on-call meal? Asking for a friend. Protein: cheese Veggie/fruit: Go Go squeeze Carbs: breadsticks Dessert: Nutella #internlife

@BigImpactHumans The frequency of flatus in a healthy human is 10 to 20 per day with a total daily volume of 500mL to 1500mL. Acceptable alternative terms include toot, poot, fluff, air biscuit, bottom burp, and ghost poop.

HOW MANY FARTS DO YOU THINK YOU DO A DAY?

@nba_paint Suggested edit

can't believe i pay for twitter and still can't make this my app icon

@IBS_Maastricht @AGA_CGH @LinChangMD @drkeithsiau @stevenbollipo @alex_ford12399 @joostphdrenth @WeertsZsaZsa @MujagicZlatan @Mo_Shiha @RomeFoundation @DrCJBlack Interesting. Surprised pelvic floor is 10%. I need to ask about this more 45% = Functional Dyspepsia 20% = Gastroparesis 12% = Rapid gastric emptying 10% = Pelvic floor 8% = Constipation 7% = Cannabis 5% = Medication 3% = Chronic N+V syndrome 2% = MAL syndrome 1% = SMA syndrome

In support of this viewpoint, a chart review from Brian Lacy's clinic of 339 patients referred for presumed #gastroparesis showed that 80% of patients did not have GP but rather an alternative diagnosis; almost half (44%) had functional dyspepsia @AGA_CGH cghjournal.org/article/S1542-…

Arguably one of the most superb pieces written on #gastroparesis Despite considerable overlap with functional dyspepsia, the label gastroparesis will remain with the patient forever and may doom them to invasive and inappropriate procedures. sciencedirect.com/science/articl… @AGA_Gastro

@OGdukeneurosurg Pattern is ? maybe electrical treeing. We need an electrical engineer en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrica…

I’m asking why this pattern happens ?

Explain?

@OGdukeneurosurg Couldn't find a decent answer. This pathology article from 2023 tried to work it out. Lines don't seem to correlate with skin moisture or superficial vessels. Best guess was temporary capillary dilatation. link.springer.com/article/10.100…

@NEJM Best guess is Schisto as well. I thought Mansoni was gut therefore ? Haematobium.

A 13-year-old boy from Mali was referred to the pediatric urology clinic with a 3-month history of gross hematuria. He reported no fevers, flank pain, or dysuria. Read the full case details and submit your answer or see how others answered: nej.md/477LsoF