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The Mandrill Alpha
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The Mandrill Alpha
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The Alpha Male will always have the highest testosterone level and the most vividly colored ass, while lower ranked males have dull colored asses.
Leading a “troop” of females Katılım Ekim 2017
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@parachutesBTC @RyanHuestis You don’t really believe this bitch, right?
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Hang in there, Lieutenant Dan! Defeat Hurricane Milton, or Mike Tyson will.
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@TheColbyD I was dying laughing at the complaints about Franklin’s TD.
WVU garbage time TD and sheep who bet them wanted to cash their ticket. Franklin made the universe right by going back down to score one more time.
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@GuyDealership Looking for Jeep Cherokee L Summit in greater Nashville area (maybe further) 2022 or 2023.
White exterior
Tan leather seats
$70k
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My tweets get 100M+ impressions per month.
Time for an experiment…
Let’s get your car sold on Twitter 😊
Sellers: Post a 1-sentence description of your car and the price.
Buyers: Tell us what car you’re looking to buy and your budget.
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@BoiChipster @TheSladeP @ZiltoidVsGwar @AmiriKing Because nobody cares about a deviant of society. Quit acting like this was a saint who was killed.
One less drug addict will be harassing tax lying citizens on the metro.
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Here is Jordan Neely openly attacking the gay community, drag queens, and using homophobic slurs before physically assaulting a man.
Where do liberals go from here?
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This isn’t the flex you think it is
Florida Gators 🐊🔥@gatorsszn
Anthony Richardson: R1, Pick 4 Stetson Bennett: R4, Pick 128
Nashville, TN 🇺🇸 English
@TheColbyD @samtripoli Guy is getting murdered every which way in the comments on this for his awful comparison lmao.
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@samtripoli True but I still don’t see people throwing actual shit at one another
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@TheColbyD @SGPNFootballDoc So about the same as the NFL
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@SGPNFootballDoc So we got 13 weeks between XFL 2.0 and 3.0 and 2 kick returns
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@TheColbyD Haha they are on their couch after round 1 if not for the worst call of the tournament.
Don’t ever reward a coach for getting lucky, pay them based on the outcome of what should have happened.
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Love it
Matt Norlander@MattNorlander
Exclusive: Dusty May and FAU AD Brian White tell @CBSSports May is staying at FAU and will sign a lucrative long-term contract after the F4. FAU also has more than $10 million to invest in facilities+arena this offseason and in the years to come. News: cbssports.com/college-basket…
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@LURCH____ @DoubleVodkaDon “Trying to cross the line of any rule.”
Hahah im sure this guy has been vaxxed and boosted 100x. If anything Karma will be when he goes down from the vax
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@DoubleVodkaDon The karma thing was about trying to break the rules . Doesn’t matter how soft we think a rule is (the entire nfl rule book) trying to cross the line of any rule is a bit bush league, no?
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Calling this bush league is softer than baby shit
Tim Goergen@Tim_Goergen
This is bush league, Markquis Nowell.
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@TheColbyD They have had quite the Mickey Mouse run I’ll give them that.
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San Diego State never practices anything but defense. How do you design that play out of a TO
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@ChrisfoleyMT @atalbe20 @bballbreakdown Thank you for your input PE teachers who make $34k a year. I’m sure it will be taken into consideration.
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Everyone raves about Drew Timme's footwork but it's time to expose what's really happening down low - snitching if you will - since he's gaining a huge advantage #gonzaga
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@TheColbyD Haha also sounds like he didn’t enjoy the part about the cab driver.
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@Jetspete @BradPowers7 Hey All- Bumping this for TN and UCLA. Both the favorite with a FH cash and a full game losing bet.
Never take the favorite full game if you like them.
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@Jetspete @BradPowers7 Hey Coach- Yes there’s a lot of statistical evidence out there to back this.
I would suggest giving it a shot, you’ll thank me later.
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I’m a man of my word (Charlotte blew the 21-point lead and didn’t cover). At the conclusion of the NBA Finals, I’m retiring from hoops handicapping.
Please respect my decision. No questions at this time.
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@TheColbyD Long time listener here. He doubted him and backed Izzo 🤡
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