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Congratulations to @BromptonBicycle on producing 1,000,000 #Brompton Bikes. I’m proud to own one of these and I’ve cycled in 18 countries with it. One of the most life changing purchases I’ve ever made 😃

@Auntiekay28 I have had a very similar experience. My Brompton has seriously changed my life for the better.

@CGraffito @BromptonBicycle

The new Matcha 🍵 Green has to be our favourite colour of the season. What's yours? #MyBrompton fal.cn/3vsOf

@SoVeryBritish A hernia from yoga, who knew it was an extreme sport?

I once put my back out while tossing a pancake. What’s your stupidest injury?

@NoContextBrits E.T.

Who’s the greatest British actor of all-time?

@fesshole When did men ever give a shit about kitchen design?

New kitchen just set me and my wife £17,000. Wife did the design. Granite, modern units, double oven, etc etc. Now it's in, I haven't got the heart to say I bloody hate it.

@fesshole The funniest thing about @fesshole is so many followers reply thinking they are real confessions 🤣

My husband doesn't believe in lube or foreplay and just sticks it in dry. I have to let out a bit of wee onto him so it doesn't feel like someone's shoving a rough parsnip into me. He thinks he gets me wet all by himself

How to use chopsticks #chopsticks #learn #howto fb.watch/i9DWjaPrmx/

@NoContextBrits Southerners stay indoors! Northerners you’ll need your big coat! 🧥

RIP Britain.

Beautiful snowy scenes in my home town

@GaryUsher_ If the poor service was recognised and resolved then of course. 😃

If you had bad service (really bad) one time but you previously had 9 good experiences would you go back ?

@BromptonBicycle Raw Lacquer was my favourite so I bought it 😃

If you had to choose just one Brompton - which colour would it be?☁️🍵😉 #MyBrompton

@SoVeryBritish Crabs 🦀

What’s the most irritating thing in Britain?

@fesshole I live in Cheshire and no one gives a sh*t where you shop. If your friends do then change those toss pots.

I live in middle-class Cheshire and last week used Aldi mascarpone to make a cheesecake for our dinner party. The guests would never return if they knew the truth.

@AndyChisholmUK @fesshole Shocker! Those bastard chickens don’t know which supermarket they are laying for

@fesshole Sorry about the quality of the pic - could not find a better one, but someone spotted this packaging error in Aldi a few weeks ago:

@NoContextBrits Full front bottom there! I’ve heard of camel toe but never diplodocus toe 😱

“What’s Britain like?”

@SoVeryBritish Let’s run that up the flagpole and see who salutes it - what bullshit is that?

What’s the worst workplace phrase?

@NoContextBrits Europe

@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones and the temple of Very British Problems

What would be a very British title for an Indiana Jones film?

@SoVeryBritish Bank holiday Tuesday is just weird 🤪

It’s Tuesday, by the way.