Cameron Marcucci

ICE agent shooting me in the head because my toothpaste is too big

Solo ticket to Project Hail Mary

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda? me: kraft single guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

Another long day at the Blunder Factory

The greatest World Series of my lifetime The greatest World Series game of my lifetime The Dodgers are champions once again What did we just watch

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I got a cousin named Albanian Bruce who rigs NBA games in his spare time

LOOK WHAT MY STARTING PITCHER JUST DID

Rapture just a day away. Rapture in a day. Woo hoo!

This track is crazy

White people be like I have Pet Sounds on vinyl

We’ve seen more bat innovation in 1 week than we have in the past 200 years of baseball

TOMMY TANKS

@BuffBird Absolutely huge, CONGRATS BIRD!

Big Life update. To add to the note below Thank you to Richie Wildenhaus for helping get me to Erie. Thank you to Matt Buchler for believing in me and my vision enough to want to bring me on as a teacher. Thank you to Justin Carpenter for providing the rocket fuel to my career and hiring me as the head coach of the boys and girls golf teams. And to Carp for showing up every day to fight for the kids at Erie High School. Thank you to Josh Griffin and Chad Cooper for trusting my work and supporting me in trying to become an administrator. To Courtney Root Stanesa for always navigating athletics behind the scenes. Not to mention the hosts of other admin, coaches, and teachers that have had a profound impact on my life and career. Thank you Russ Fox for guiding and mentoring me through the tumultuous process of Admin hiring season. Thank you Tom Gambon, Randy Drennen, Zach Wurth and all of the golf families that pushed the golf student-athletes in our community to be great on and off the course. Thank you Janay Bird for being my rock, my better half and being the first Erie Tiger in our family. Also for being the tone setter for what greatness could look like at Erie. Your legacy still echoes through the halls still to this day. And finally thank you to the wonderful students of Erie High. The athletes we covered and especially the kids that covered them for ETN will hold a special place in my heart. Too many to even name, year after year kids would sacrifice and grind to make Erie a tremendous school and community.

Being super smug about the TikTok ban not affecting me because I waste 8 hours on my phone in other superior ways