Sorry I haven't been shitposting so much lately. We have been too busy. Meaningful post of substance coming soon.
English
Marcus Eagan
1.3K posts
Marcus Eagan
@MarcusForPeace
sold one security startup. founder/support @ Nativelink for robots, browsers, and semiconductors. former DB Visionary @ MongoDB. Investing in startups.
San Francisco, CA Katılım Şubat 2014
1.4K Takip Edilen2K Takipçiler
@thesquashSH @bernhardsson Wasn’t always that way for Browserbase. You had very good improvements there for a while. GitHub Actions is challenged by the diversity of the workloads it needs to run.
English
@bernhardsson Honestly I really hope Github Actions just gets better, I want Github to win so bad because I hate having to use 8 different tools
but the reliability is just so ass right now
English
I love this. Tests are a class of “embarrassingly parallel” computer problem and scaling out makes so much sense.
Next step: GitHub Actions replacement
Imbue@imbue_ai
Your parallel agents needed scalable test coverage yesterday Introducing Offload: a Rust CLI that spreads your test suite across 200+ @Modal sandboxes, freeing your CPU to keep your agents shipping. On our Playwright suite, it took a 12 min run to 2, at $0.08 a run
English
@dzhng There are newer options. Depends on your requirements.
English
Don't want to name names but holy shit some of the sandbox providers out there are so ridiculously unreliable, currently dealing with the 3rd multi-hr downtime this month.
Is it really that hard to start a bunch of microVMs? Or is every infra provider just ripping at the seams?
English
@NaveenGRao Kids with awesome applications, interested in sciences, should consider applying to some of the IITs as they are very strong these days. I’ve considered endowing a scholarship for children of any ethnicity born and raised in Detroit that want to make that leap.
English
Can confirm by having 2 kids of Indian descent in college/applying for college.
Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630
Asians have a harder time getting into college than whites - which we knew - but Indians etc apparently have a harder time than East Asians.
English
@Dan_The_Goodman You should have one that says copy of Blerp.
English
If today’s Neon Postgres outage hurt your business. DM me for free AvgDB credits.
My CTO will personally help you get your app back online.
English
Disability Rights of California Gala 2026. This is the real first use case of AGI. Porn, gambling, and games 2-4.
English
@ryanmcnutty33 @negligible_cap Amazon search is built on Apache Lucien.
English
@negligible_cap I doubt this is accurate. Not because the metric is false but because every time I saw the product was from Walmart, I ended up going to Amazon to search for the exact same product without buying on Walmart and I have a free Walmart plus account. People want Amazon not Walmart.
English
$WMT is disappointed in results from OpenAI partnership, whereby Walmart users are allowed to shop via ChatGPT and OpenAI would receive a commission on these purchases
“Conversion rates—the percentage of users following through with a purchase of an item shown to them by ChatGPT—have been three times lower for the selection sold directly inside the chatbot than those that require clicking out, according to Daniel Danker, who oversees design and product for Walmart.
Put simply, Instant Checkout has been a flop.” -- Wired
OpenAI on a heater recently in the news….
English
A little bit of alpha for the gamblers: Standard checkout without ChatGPT is a longtime customer of AI-powered search company Lucidworks in San Francisco. Hybrid search always wins when you look at the bottom line.
Negligible Capital@negligible_cap
$WMT is disappointed in results from OpenAI partnership, whereby Walmart users are allowed to shop via ChatGPT and OpenAI would receive a commission on these purchases “Conversion rates—the percentage of users following through with a purchase of an item shown to them by ChatGPT—have been three times lower for the selection sold directly inside the chatbot than those that require clicking out, according to Daniel Danker, who oversees design and product for Walmart. Put simply, Instant Checkout has been a flop.” -- Wired OpenAI on a heater recently in the news….
English
@kenwheeler You know, I have one homie that used to write READMEs exactly how LLMs do them now before the A100. Why did they pick him and his emojis? What was the process?
English
Graph databases are actually most suited for running on GPUs, as opposed to CPUs. Once the LLM inference workloads move off of them for more suitable, less HBM constrained architectures, a GPU offerings will emerge as the primary database. Think Vector, Graph, and virtually any use that isn’t ultra-high throughput OLTP.
English
@MartinShkreli Neurophos has made the most significant and consistent progress from what I have seen. I’m watching the field closely. There are some great co-packaged optics projects inflight as well.
English
going to make an optical computer for AI $QCLS
faster matmuls
less energy
QED
English
English
terminal content that spills onto the desktop when you scroll
Miguel Piedrafita ✨@m1guelpf
@itseieio can we have the terminal content spill over your desktop? like out of the window
English
Marcus Eagan retweetledi
