Mark “Big Woody” Woodridge

@CookedByJaguar He got sent down bc he can’t run the bases

Kevin Alcántara has been on base in EVERY minor league game he’s played since APRIL 24 ‼️‼️ His stats in that timeframe: 118 PA .304/.398/.559 (.957 OPS) 7 HR 20 RBI 20 R 2 SB/0 CS

BREAKING: Edward Cabrera leaves game with an apparent left labia injury. Cabrera was making his second start back from a previous IL stint. Details to come.

@ArtGreensfield @DrPoopButtt Have to agree with the Doctor on this one Art. He’s a pretty funny guy. Not too flamboyant either.

@DrPoopButtt I’ll have to check out this podcast everyone’s talking about. I’ve never seen his actual content before, just him getting invited to like every celebrity event somehow

Ive never understood why I see this guy so much? Is he just the like gay best friend that female celebrities drag around with them like a purse dog?

@Xvotesays @wcb_pod @WaddleandSilvy Or a new manager that might improve the mental state of the players. Craig is a small market coach man.

@wcb_pod @WaddleandSilvy The whole team forgot how to hit. Isn’t there a coach for situations like this. You know where a hitter just needs a little assistance to get back in the groove before their entire hitting approach goes off the tracks. Oh yea a fricking hitting coach. Duh. May need a new one.

Nico Hoerner has played in 66 games this season. His first 33 games: .301/.375/.466 (.841 OPS) 4 HR, 26 RBI .289 BA w/ RISP His last 33 games: .192/.284./.223 (.507 OPS) 0 HR, 7 RBI .176 BA w/ RISP The Cubs were 21-12 during the first stretch, and 12-21 during the last stretch

@_contraryan It is certainly cost of rent lmao. Saying there’s a lack of Mexican options in the better part of town is a way to cope with not being able to afford it

Not having to lock the front door to my house or take my keys out of my truck at night is absolutely worth dealing with “bad pizza” & limited mexican food options. Whoever/whatever convinced young people otherwise is ridiculous.

@Colonel_Keez dude chicks at trump tower rooftop bar are not looking to get with a beev guy. they want a guy 20 years older than them. go to a regular chicago dive and find a good woman or a cougar ready to pounce

I approached the two hottest girls at the bar solo and they rejected me so I finished my beer and left. Rooftop bar views

🚨 Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA. California’s voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the “126 year old” proves election fraud. EXPOSE IT ALL.

alcantara with two base running errors in the past week. i think you bring back shaw at this point. #cubs

@MikeStuddler first and really only problem is you’re letting him drink surfaces and not the cheapest beer you can find

Am I a #shrink of an older brother for this?

So under full Republican control, the Republican controlled Senate can’t pass the Save America Act for election integrity, the House just passed a bill giving another $9 billion to Ukraine, Republicans are planning to merge our military with Israel’s military while Trump has us in another foreign war that’s costing $2 billion a day and has driven gas over $4.50, and not a single person has been held accountable for the pedo Epstein files.

@49ersSix68518 @CubsWorld80 If dansby doesn’t show any signs of life at the plate he will not play next year. We have Nico at SS and Shaw/Pedro at 2b.

@CubsWorld80 Damn I hate this poll. I believe they have a chance to turn it around but is it worth it? If you sell. Who do we trade that has substantial value? Unless we can get a great deal either way I am in the don’t do anything camp

What should the Cubs do at the trade deadline? #cubs

@49ersSix68518 @CubsWorld80 Thank you for thinking rationally

@CubsWorld80 85% of people are irrationally thinking about this. Do you see this team winning a WS even with Skubal? I mean probably not. Is it worth selling instead of making a run to the playoffs or at least WC race? Probably not unless we get blown away by an offer.

@SamOlbur i think we’d be out of options defensively if we pinch hit there

Is Swanson taking this ab?

When “the laptop” 1st dropped I saw a pic of Hunter Biden with a Chinese girl in black lingerie, she looked to be maybe 9 or 10. U can make Howling Mutant jokes if u want but that whole family is rotten to the core& I don’t think he should graduate to goofy Twitter acct

@ChiBearsMuse wasn’t following before now i’m good i’d love to be added

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@ClubhouseCancer @Cubs i mean yeah. that’s a run if kevin stops as soon as it’s out of sheas hands

CC says the baserunning mistake by Alcantara in the 2nd was a designed play, then blames base coaches Quintin Berry and Jose Javier. @Cubs #GoCubsGo #Cubs

Matt Brooks bragging that the Republican Jewish Coalition spent millions to buy a congressional seat in Kentucky… but if you observe the same thing, you’re antisemitic.

@CubsWorld80 i mean pete has the second highest war for a CF in the NL

Let’s be serious, does anyone on this list of Cubs jump out at you as an ‘All-Star’? This has to be a joke. #cubs

@j_fishback I get the stance on this but to me there is a large difference between an abortion procedure done by a doctor and a plan b

If you’re the CEO of an abortion pill company, and you send an abortion pill into the state of Florida, to murder a child, We will sign a warrant for your arrest, we will have you extradited to Florida, and we will have you arraigned and charged for 1st-degree murder.