Mark Vance 🇺🇸

@kufrekoffi @TheBabylonBee @TheBabylonBee is a satire site.

That study is flawed because I’m the exception, meaning it's definitely not 100% of men. A random woman can’t just walk up to a real man and hand him something to eat on the spot. It only works with a pre-existing bond called love. My girlfriend could definitely pull it off, yes, but not a complete stranger.

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman buff.ly/7lGTEbV

@UmehWrites @TheBabylonBee You realize @TheBabylonBee is a satire site?

@TheBabylonBee The reason why I know your ‘study’ is flawed is because you said 100% There is no such thing as a 100%

@ClownWorld She doesn't look like she needs extra food.

Watch this Chipotle go from normal order to straight chaos in seconds. Lady in the headscarf starts throwing a fit demanding extra meat. Her husband (varsity jacket guy) immediately steps in like a bodyguard to intimidate the workers. Next thing you know, he’s behind the counter putting hands on the employee over some extra chicken. Bro really risked jail time, a lifetime ban, and catching a case… all for more scoops in his burrito bowl?

@FlushyBuzzz @DefiantLs Signing up for the draft has been mandatory for I don't know how long - at least the early '80's. The only thing that changed is now you are signed up automatically. Maybe if she had her facts straight she would be funny.

@DefiantLs Okay Please for the sake of Education, Why is everyone dissing Chelsea Handler for this particular 'joke'?!

Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”

@ArtieVandelay1 @SenFettermanPA @SenFettermanPA votes with democrats 93% of the time but that isn't good enough for you. He MUST NEVER have a single independent thought. How fascist of you to demand 100% compliance with your thoughts.

@SenFettermanPA Hey John, Kindly go F yourself. Please go ahead and just remove the D from your affiliation. You are literally nothing more than a pathetic MAGA shill at this point. Thanks. The Democrats

Stop this henpecking. $13M? This is an iconic American place and was in serious disrepair. Get over the TDS and celebrate this is getting done for our 250th. 🇺🇸

@JuForthePeople There is already bus service that gets you from Madison to Milwaukee in under 90 minutes that runs multiple times a day. But you want to spend billions on a train. Socialists love to spend other people's money until everyone is equally poor, except, of course, the ruling class.

We should be able to take a train from Madison to watch this!

@wisconsin_now Jessica, crap like this is why nobody takes you seriously as a journalist. You want to have a foot in both camps and it doesn't work that way. Either be a true journalist or a partisan hack; you can't be both.

Your dad was getting a taxpayer-funded salary while going on a reality show road trip over the “course of” 7 months sponsored by a non-profit funded by industries he helps regulate (Boeing, Shell) etc. This reality show road trip was released at a time when average Americans can’t afford gas and certainly couldn’t afford to take off work to do it. And after a time frame when air travel melted down. Your husband appears in this Boeing-Shell funded road show even though he’s a political candidate. The timing sucks. If you were closer to the needs of regular folks, you’d get that. Hope that helps. PS care to explain why your husband has skipped every debate back home, one because he was in DC at an event hosted by a lobbyist group that represents industries your dad regulates? Want to explain why all the transportation lobbyist money he’s taking from industries your dad helps regulate isn’t the literal definition of the swamp? Oh never mind.

@WI_RightWing_Ls @ScottWalker @TomTiffanyWI You mean the Foxconn scam where Foxconn received ZERO tax credits from the state under the Walker deal? It was only under the new deal negotiated by Evers that Foxconn received state credits.

Just like @ScottWalker and the FoxCon scam, this is what will happen if @TomTiffanyWI wins this November. He will sell out our public lands and devastate our natural beauty to the highest foreign bidder. He is wrong for Wisconsin.

@MarkPocan @DanODonnellShow The fact @markpocan is more upset about @DanODonnellShow that actual tax dollars being wasted tells you everything you need to know about @markpocan.

@DanODonnellShow Isn’t the heartland Post one of your burner accounts? If it is, retweeting it is pretty cringe. By the way, who should die today?

LOL wut

@WhiteRoofer @DisrespectedThe Jeff DABE

@DisrespectedThe Bros fingers are crooked from holding onto that fucking pole, and he had to get his wedding ring tattooed on because they didnt make one big enough for his fingers. Jeff Dade i believe is his name.

Look at the paws on this cat. I'm staying home.

@_Guyinthewood_ @DisrespectedThe He grew up on a farm doing manual farm work but as an adult he was a heavy equipment operator.

@DisrespectedThe I just want to know what he does for a living.

So, I went and read this bill Juliana keeps talking about. It’s AB 1209. It’s authored by gubernatorial candidate @FrancescaHongWI and it’s absolutely bonkers. Please get comfortable and stick around because there is a whole lot of craziness to unpack. First, the bill raises taxes on filers in Wisconsin’s top income tax bracket by 15.69% these are people making over $323K. So now we know how they’re defining “super rich” and “billionaire.” It’s people making $323K. This alone would make WI the 9th highest income tax state but the bill doesn’t stop there. AB 1209 creates a new bracket starting at $750K and sets the tax rate at 17.70%. 17.70! Under Hong’s plan, WI will be #1 in America for income taxes. So who will be paying this tax? Billionaires? Not really. Wisconsin hardly has any. The majority of payers will be mom and pop small businesses. This is because the overwhelming majority of small businesses file not as corporations but as individuals, pass-throughs, S-corps, etc… and pay the individual tax rate. Close to 80% of small businesses file this way and a substantial majority of people who will be hit by this 17.7% tax will be small businesses. So this isn’t a “billionaires” tax at all. This is a successful small business tax. And this is all before we get into the strange way the bill plans to increase state school aids. Under the bill, for purposes of calculating equalization aids and revenue limits, a middle class English speaking child will only count as 71% of a child as compared to a limited-English, low income pupil. I thought all children were equal but I guess under Hong’s bill some are more equal than others. I’d love to see the Legislative Fiscal Bureau run this district by district so we can see who wins and who loses under Hong’s weird plan of counting some children as lesser than other children. Finally, I don’t see anything in the bill limiting property taxes. Presumably they would just keep going up despite increased state aids. So, how would this net out? If this bill passed, we could immediately expect: - Most of WI’s wealthiest would leave. - Thousands of small businesses would close their doors. - Large corporations will transfer their executives elsewhere and some will abandon Wi. It will no longer be possible to recruit talent to WI. (This is happening with Starbucks and Amazon right now in Washington over a 9.9% tax. Guess what a 17.7% tax will do.) - The Packers and Brewers will not be able to recruit talent. (I spent last week with some NFL players and they assured me that this is a big deal). - Tax revenues will plummet. WI will face a budget deficit and effectively go into recession. - Despite the new state aid increases, local governments appear to be able to raise property taxes more (and they’ll need to after commercial values plummet due to all the office buildings being abandoned). If this isn’t bad enough, the Hongs and Julianas of Wisconsin have other bills including a local option super tax, which is a great way to chase entrepreneurs out of your city. But the point is that this is unserious policy. To call it sophomoric is an insult to sophomores. This is economic suicide that can only come from the fever dreams of fervent communists. After reading it, I’m more motivated than ever to elect @TomTiffanyWI. @HeartlandPostWI @DanLennington @DanODonnellShow @VickiMcKenna @maciverwisc @AFPWI @WILawLiberty @meganjnovak @yount1130 @WisGOP @alexbruesewitz

@DanaVanEffen906 @EricJBott @FrancescaHongWI Tell me exactly where the lie is. The original post says raises BY 15.69%; not TO 15.69%. Do you not comprehend the difference between BY and TO? And you own post confirms the new top rate would be 17.7% Your screen shots actually confirm what this post says.

@EricJBott @FrancescaHongWI Don't you assholes get sick of lying?

@WIguyinMN @EricJBott @FrancescaHongWI Please tell me exactly what "your damn share" is. Is it over 17% just to the state? The top 10% of income earners (people making over $187,000) account for 47% of all federal income yet they already pay over 70% of all federal tax. How much more should they pay?

@EricJBott @FrancescaHongWI If you’re making $750K you’re making $750K. I don’t care one timing bit if you own a small business, get that through a W-2 job, or are the worlds busiest Uber driver. Society has done well for you, now pay your damn share so it can do well for the next person.

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

@crystallakejail @11han0mar @HeartlandPostWI Have you never seen any Penzeys letters to customers? Maybe start with the one when he calls Trump and republicans all racists. Have you not heard of the "resist spice blend" Penzeys sent out the day Trump was sworn in for the 2nd time?

@11han0mar @HeartlandPostWI Ooooo What did Penzeys do?

It sure looks like Minocqua Brewing Company owner Kirk Bangstad is defrauding donors to his PAC by using their money to pay himself through shell companies that exist only as PO box addresses. heartlandpost.com/what-are-effer…

@MatteoMedia @AlexanderSoros @BenjaminPDixon @Heritage How dare a black man have his own independent thoughts and not do what master Matteo or Master Soros tell him to do. I guess you wish he was in chains as well?

The Supreme Court just made it easier to draw minority voters out of power. That's what today's ruling does. Kagan said Section 2 is now "all but a dead letter." She's right. States can gerrymander by race as long as they call it partisanship, and the Court handed them the playbook to do so.

@snifflewither @Inevitablewest "Subdued" subjects don't still have a knife in the hand that they refuse to give up. Are you blind?

🚨BREAKING: Footage shows the moment two brave officers take down a terrorist who had just stabbed two people This is Sadiq Khans London. Well done to those officers. 👏

@D1984Bob @Inevitablewest The fucker still had the knife in his hand and was refusing to let go. STFU

@Inevitablewest Not brave stamping and kickin a guys skull in after he’s been tazzered a million times. Embarrassing

@KevinInChrist @Inevitablewest Uh, maybe because he had just stabbed 2 people and was refusing to let go of the knife that is clearly still in his hand?