Mark skipper9 🇳🇿

@derlangeHeber @_janna_g “How to date men, when you hate men.” 😂😂😂

@pepsi Coke and mentos

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@owenjonesjourno People go mad in these situations, won’t be long before mass looting starts happening..

Millions of people are carrying on their everyday lives, totally unaware of what's about to hit them. If Trump blows up Iran's power stations, Iran will destroy energy infrastructure across the Gulf. This would be one of the major "before-and-after" events of human history.

@Feliciainaction @rabbitholebot Salvation lady, we all need that..

@rabbitholebot Ok, I have a few flashlights and camping lamps. What else do I need?

Get prepared It's gonna get a lot worse

@Megamaniak16 @rabbitholebot @MAGADeXter If the book of Revelation is true, then all the man made stuff is the least of our worries..

@rabbitholebot @MAGADeXter There’s no way to prep for the Apocalypse

@peterdaou I have a stock of Iodine tablets…

Serious question: Should people start preparing for nuclear armageddon?

@otokyo__ Go on Twitter..😂

🤔

@UHQ_TWEETS When a lady looks at you like this, it generally ends well…

Who is she ?

@EmilySm43 You the fuckin ‘weirdo police’?!

Be honest

@Matt_Pinner Itchy balls..

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with 🤔

@chodhary_disha Semen. The magic glue..

What do men produce..? Give me another please 🥺

@eurofounder But I bet “Boobies” are cheaper in America?! P.S. I needed to write ‘boobies’, it’s been far too long, it’s just so satisfying to type ‘boobies’.

Perfect Saturday bike trip with my wife 30km along the river, train home, total cost = €3.50 In America this would require driving 3 hours, $25 parking, and a tip to a homeless guy to not touch your car I love living in Europe

@Pavlo__Escobar Haven’t seen the series either, but keen too see the movie.

Peaky Blinders movie, loved it!!! I’ve not even seen the series but i know thats better.

@WeAreWST Incoming no:8… 🤞

A decider clearance for the ages. #WorldOpen

@WeAreWST I will watch this on YouTube asap

HOW CLUTCH WAS THAT!!!! Ronnie O'Sullivan was 43-0 down in the decider to Wu Yize, and pulled out an INCREDIBLE clearance to reach the World Open final! #WorldOpen

@Sir_NickFaldo Ryan Fox

20 days to go! Who’s excited? Who’s your pick to win the Green Jacket this year? #TheMasters #AugustaNational

@Thebestfigen Pulled his flute as well!

Is this the life of a modern worker?

@RickShielsPGA 4

What do you think my handicap would be?

@UziCryptoo I suppose the idea of not having to work again would be nice. But would it really be that great?! I like routine and dealing with fuckwits…

i genuinely have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a Lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget. that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

@nickimoraa the international space station?!

Name a job where all the employees are sleeping with each other

@fesshole You inserted your penis into her vagina?!

Wife set the smart bulb in our room to turn on/off when someone claps. You can probably guess what happened when we had sex.