Symeon Oswestry

@OliverRyanUK Well, we have “free” breakfast clubs, so why shouldn’t we have “free big shop” as well?

Excellent - help people out!

@davefuller @Tokolose @ToiletKing2045 @BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS “Teh”? Is that the Japanese spelling of “the”? 🤣

@Tokolose @ToiletKing2045 @BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS LOL. I speak German, Japanese, Russian, and English.

🚨NEWS: It has been reported that an Airliner contracted to deport illegal migrants from Ireland to Pakistan has been feeding Muslim passengers Pork Sausages as an in flight meal [@GBNEWS ]

@HeidiBachram This guy is not Jesus.

Pro-Pals are literally frothing at the mouth now.

@chrisbizarre2 Strange by name, Strange by nature. 🤣

Says she's got no means of communicating with the outside world yet manages to post on X. How does that work then?

@NeilPouney @NiqabNancy @youreallmad Luckily, you are EX RAF. Unluckily, you claim to be in Education. Hopefully you’re in education to learn and not teach, as you appear to lack critical thinking skills. And a sense of humour. 🤣

@NiqabNancy @youreallmad And yet you are here communicating with the outside world

I am a member of the Gaza flotilla. Israel has taken away our phones, leaving us with no means of communicating with the outside world. Dogs are raping us in sex dungeons, mostly against our will. I wish there was a way to share this message, but unfortunately there isn’t.

@PolitlcsUK @FT Voluntarily? Let’s just nationalise Waitrose and if they don’t like it? Tough!

🚨 NEW: The Government is pushing for supermarkets to voluntarily cap food prices [@FT]

@wesstreeting “Gemma Collins is in the building”? Gemma Collins could BE the building! 🤣

When the GC met BP 🔥

@lisanandy @AndyBurnhamGM “Selected”? Who was he up against?

Delighted @AndyBurnhamGM has been selected for Makerfield. He’s one of us and coming back to fight for the borough he calls home.

@richardpbacon “Makerfield! Elect me and you won’t see me again for at least 3 years!” Are the voters there really that gullible? Burnham is Starmer, with a bit more of the common touch. He’ll do nothing about immigration, try to get us back in Europe and borrow like there’s no tomorrow.

It’s pretty good

@ShabanaMahmood @JohnCleese Why does it take a BBC news report or an ITV drama before you acknowledge a problem though? Reform, your constituents and every other social media account, have been calling this out for years!

Criminal gangs have exploited our high streets to launder their dirty money and undercut honest businesses. We're hitting back with a nationwide crackdown to shut these fronts down, seize dirty cash, drive organised crime off our high streets and put bosses behind bars.

@artsnoise_ @BBCNews Ohhhh, I guess it’s ok then? He kind of had it coming?

@BBCNews For context

Iranian journalist stabbed in UK by men working for Iran, court told bbc.in/43hxEY2

@Channel4News @Channel4 has a preoccupation with making shows where they put young, fame hungry couples together, supply alcohol, encourage them to be naked etc. This MAFS situation almost seems inevitable. Does @Channel4 take any responsibility for this? I think they should.

@F4sweMus @Preedo2 @doctor_rahmeh 🤣

@MartinDevlin76 @Preedo2 @doctor_rahmeh Yes, because Israel is a terrorist state that invades other peoples countries, hezbollah exist because of israel. Atleast there are people who are willing to take the fight against this apartheid state, and willing to take the losses. Go take your shekels and fuck off agian.

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400. • The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets. • They did it over two consecutive days. • On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before. • The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone. This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs. 'israelis' joke about it to this day. If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

@HeidiBachram @GretaThunberg IF the boat sank and all hands were lost. . . What would really be the downside? These activists are obviously worthless. Israel is doing them a favour by picking them up.

Now ppl on the Gaza Flotilla are chucking packets of chocolate in the ocean near Cyprus before being boarded to get to “kids in Gaza”. I wonder if @GretaThunberg will condemn this pointless pollution.

@Catherine022877 @gbsumudflotilla Probably in the ass by a dog right now, if you’re gullible enough to believe NYT 🤣

@gbsumudflotilla For some reason I only get a black screen. I thought it was my internet connection at first but I checked and my WiFi is ok. Where exactly are you being intercepted?

RED ALERT! Military vessels are currently intercepting our fleet and IOF forces are boarding the first of our boats in broad daylight. We demand safe passage for our legal, non-violent humanitarian mission. Governments must act now to stop these illegal acts or piracy meant to maintain israel’s genocidal siege on Gaza. Normalization of the occupation’s violence is a threat to us all. WITNESS IS PROTECTION. PRESSURE YOUR GOVERNMENTS

@F4sweMus @Preedo2 @doctor_rahmeh Yes, just honest, hardworking, terrorists, trying to fire rockets into Israel and crying like little bitches when Israel fires back. 🤣

@MartinDevlin76 @Preedo2 @doctor_rahmeh This just show that you are after muslim blood more than standing for anything, Hezbollah are regular people with families and member of their communities. Those pagers was used by civilians, they are part of the libanese resistent group. Go fuck yourself and shekels

@keeratmakeup @doctor_rahmeh Yes you will. 😄

@doctor_rahmeh I have been an Apple user for a decade. And was on the verge another $5,000 to setup my home office. After reading this, I’ll not be buying any Apple products any more.

@F4sweMus @Preedo2 @doctor_rahmeh Everyone around the Hezbollah members knew who they were associating with. If they kept their children around them too, then their children died as a result of their parents being terrorists. I have no sympathy for any of them. Bravo Israel 👏🏻

@Preedo2 @doctor_rahmeh It was more civilian casualties than Hezbollah members.

@doctor_rahmeh If Hezbollah or Hamas had the ability, they would have done exactly the same. The fact is, Israel is smarter, more patient and resolute in their operations. It’s as if a modern army is having to deal with cavemen. Israel gained the world’s respect with the pager bombs. 🇮🇱

@ted_splitter @Channel4News What aid were they carrying?

@MartinDevlin76 @Channel4News I think they'd refer humanitarian aid was permitted into Gaza and the siege blockade lifted permanently.

Israeli forces have intercepted a flotilla of dozens of boats that organisers say were carrying aid for people in Gaza. The vessels from the Global Sumud Flotilla sent live video feeds as they were boarded off the coast of Cyprus. They originally set off from Turkey and the Turkish Foreign Minister said the action by the Israeli military constituted 'a new act of piracy'. It is being reported that that the detained activists will be taken to a large naval ship to the Israeli port of Ashdod.