Martin Law

@BBCSport The closest anyone got was Tiger winning them all consecutively but not in the same calendar year. It's going to take some doing, I don't think Rory is capable

Could Rory McIlroy achieve a feat not seen in the modern era? 🏆⛳

@pinkgreyblu @Davethe25219352 @EssexPR You've had a nightmare.

@Davethe25219352 @EssexPR Your nan isn't old enough to have fought in two world wars, if she was she would be aged 130 You see, let's say she was 18 in 1914 when WW1 begun she would've been born in 1896, in 1939 when WW2 begun she would've been 43. You state she is 78 and born in 1949. You see my point

🚨 Wes Streeting is preparing to resign and trigger a leadership contest tomorrow ( Thursday )

@BMM1882 @RickyBo17401513 @AllsGood6 @altontowers I'd just buy some new pods. Not worth your neck.

@RickyBo17401513 @AllsGood6 @altontowers Crikey sounds rough. Many in the comments are saying this!

Hello @AltonTowers. I lost my AirPods at your resort on 5th May and filled out the lost property form (with full details). I was the very last guest out of the hotel before it closed after the May Day bank holiday weekend, on 5th May. Ergo, a customer couldn’t have picked them up. They’ve been pinging in Splash Landings Hotel (in the Flambo’s Jambo restaurant, which is where I know I accidentally left them on a table before leaving after taking a Teams call before my drive back to London) ever since, until yesterday… It looks like one of your staff members have taken them home as they’re now at a nearby address in Stoke-on-Trent - I’m going to guess that’s not your usual lost property procedure… Can you let me know who in Alton Towers or Merlin I should contact regarding CCTV requests as I’d like to report this as a theft offence to Staffordshire Police? Many thanks. P.S. I contacted you about this privately via Facebook Messenger on 6th May, but you never bothered replying. It’s now 11th May FYI. Really good to know you value customer service - particularly for Merlin Annual Passholders.

@TheLocalBadger Look forward to seeing you.

@Martin_Law I remember my first beer mate. 🔔🔚

Dan Brierley collecting his brown envelope after failing on a flat one #overpaid

@TheLocalBadger Go to bed. Think you've had too many babychams

@Martin_Law Why don’t you tell us what Dan’s farts taste like, you little fanboy.

@TheLocalBadger He's done more for kids cricket than you'll ever dream about. The sad git is the one sitting behind his keyboard being a total and utter cunt. Goodnight.

@Martin_Law Cry more you sad git.

@AudleyCC ❤️

Audley Cricket Club is deeply saddened to hear of the sudden passing of Ingrid Williams. A Wood Lane CC stalwart, who will be missed & remembered so fondly by so many in the local community. Our thoughts are with all of Ingrid's family & friends, and everyone at WLCC. 💚💛

@woodlanecc 💙

It is with deep sadness that we share the passing of our long-serving bar manager, Ingrid Williams. She was a rock of the club and the glue that brought people together, creating a sense of warmth and belonging that will not be forgotten. 1/3

@Timmysofine @ClaritySage111 Better than a nonce

@ClaritySage111 He's a dunce

Michael Jackson calmly scrambling the interviewer's brain Michael Jackson’s interviews were often more legendary than the music itself. Seeing him navigate these questions with a mix of humor, directness, and that classic MJ mystery is a masterclass in staying true to yourself when the world is watching. He wasn't just an entertainer; he was a genius at protecting his own narrative.

@SholaMos1 @metpoliceuk Are you thick?

@metpoliceuk Dear @metpoliceuk are you saying using excessive force to kick a criminal in the head after tasering & incapacitating him is your training policy to 'detain'? Courage in apprehending a violent man who stabbed 2 Jews isn't in question. Excessive force AFTER apprehending him is.

Contemptible abuse of police power. Why kick him in the head several times when he’s already tasered & in your control? Should he not be alive to be brought to justice in a court of law for stabbing 2 Jews??!! Disgusting.

@marksandspencer @GillyUsborne What kate really means is shut the fuck up.

@GillyUsborne Hi Gilly. Thanks for flagging this, I've shared your feedback with the relevant teams to make them aware. I understand where you're coming from and why you expected the pastry to be a different shape given the images on the box. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us ☺️ - Kate

Dear @marksandspencer when you state pastry is ready rolled and show a photo of a round quiche, I’d expect the pastry to be ready rolled in a circle, not a rectangle.

@GillyUsborne @marksandspencer First world problems.

@ErlingHaaland Artetachoke soup

What are we ordering tonight? 🤔

@JU51LNS @TalkTalk Luckily I use my AOL email address from 25 years ago. AOL never charged me a penny. Disgraceful

@Martin_Law @TalkTalk But when you leave, bang they hit you. Not a nice feeling that you are being blackmailed to stay. What does that tell you about the management of this business. Get out whilst you can and set up another email address.

What a bunch of tw@ts @TalkTalk are, turning my email address off unless I pay £5 a month. Had that email c30 years. Giving no option to export address. Basically extorting money. Will let it go and never go near this business again.

@JuliaHB1 Ian Saint John?

Small point, worth making, but there's actually no such thing as a saint. It's just made-up religious gobbledegook nonsense. You're welcome. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@oldelpasouk @Flavia06437207 Or if it hasn't been cooled enough before it goes in the packaging.

@Flavia06437207 Sorry for the delay, we just saw this! It doesn't happen often, but sometimes mould can occur if the product was accidentally exposed to warmer temperatures, or the packaging was unsealed. Can you send us a DM so we can report this and make things right? Thanks.

Hello @oldelpasouk ! This is the esconde time that I find this kind of mould in the wrap!

@PGATOUR2K Steam

Who doesn't have the Year 2 member’s pass? 🤔 Also…what console are you playing on?

@scheritage1863 Did it sink?

The crew of HMS Stoke City, a British anti-submarine trawler, during World War II 📸 Imperial War Museum