Dank Marvin

@glenjaminc So cool, thanks!

I know Jays suck right now, but I built this anyway: jays.baby It's a daily stats panel that uses Fangraphs, MLB Stats and Savant data to show a ton of interesting information. I'm constantly adding new things too. I made this for the people, so RTs appreciated.

@jane__bradley @MatinaStevis No offense, but they couldn't find a Canadian for this job?

Some news: I’m moving to Toronto this summer to become The New York Times first Canada investigative correspondent! Incredibly excited to be part of our expansion in Canada, led by the indefatigable @MatinaStevis . DMs open for all tips (stories or Canada advice) and coffees 🇨🇦

@yaelbt @neontaster The worst part of the situation from a Kristof perspective is that he does not believe his own story.

Shut down the internet for the day, we have a winner @neontaster

@_9th_Life_ I'm 60 and training for the mirror and the people.

Ever notice how many dudes in their late 40s and 50s are in amazing shape at the gym? A lot of people assume they are all divorced having a midlife crisis. While this may be true in some scenarios (considering how many marriages end in divorce), I don’t think it’s the whole story. What it really comes down to is having their priorities in check. Family to feed. A wife they don’t want fucking the pool boy. Kids they want to keep up with. Career established. Done chasing bullshit dopamine. They’re not in the gym to impress anyone. They’re in the gym so they’re around to see their grandchildren grow up. Protect what they’ve built. Stay in the fight. Most guys in their 20s train for the mirror. Guys in their 50s train because they have people in their life that need them to be at the top of their game. Which one are you actually doing?

@Jhonffonseca He lies more than Trump does.

🚨 NOTICIA DE ÚLTIMA HORA QUE ESTÁ MOVIENDO AL MUNDO Vladimir Putin acaba de declarar que la guerra en Ucrania está a punto de terminar. Tras el éxito rotundo del presidente Trump, quien logró un masivo intercambio de prisioneros y un alto el fuego temporal, Putin afirmó con claridad: “Creo que el conflicto en Ucrania se dirige hacia una conclusión.” Trump ya adelantó que retomará las conversaciones definitivas para cerrar la guerra tan pronto como se concrete el acuerdo con Irán.

@Gate14Pod Great pitcher, crappy dresser. His athleisure game sucks 😅

Business meeting with our ace

@KeeganMatheson If Barger is in the lineup tonight, when will they announce who’s being sent down?

More and more people are saying: Kazadilla

@jonkay Off topic, but will you be hosting the podcast in which @GadSaad and @sapinker square off? I think it would be nice to keep it 3/3 members of the Montreal jewish community (at least at one time).

There’s some desk editor at Daily Mail whose only job is to monitor Canadian media for the latest batcrap genderwang insanity.

@GadSaad @sapinker Pinker’s comment was so off.

Dear @sapinker, I am a huge admirer of your cognitive/linguistic work and your influential efforts in popularizing the evolutionary psychological lens. But I'm afraid that you may have missed the key tenets of suicidal empathy. It has nothing to do with "right-wing contempt for empathy." Empathy is an evolutionarily selected trait for a social species to exhibit. But as is the case for countless psychiatric disorders, an adaptive trait can become maladaptive if it misfires. Suicidal empathy is the maladaptive misfiring of empathy in three key ways: 1) it is hyperactive; 2) it is activated in wrong situations; 3) it is directed toward the wrong targets. What I just wrote holds true irrespective of whether you support Trump or not. I hope this clarifies it for you.

@historyrock_ Lennon

You can bring ONLY 1 back to life! 👇🏻

@TheCinesthetic Lost my shit watching this.

“You can’t take a picture of this, it’s already gone.” Six Feet Under (2001–2005) really ended with one of the most haunting lines in television history. The finale already destroys you emotionally.

@DeanTTraining I'd be in the gym forever.

Rest 1 minute between sets = subsequent set is 30% as effective as it could be Rest 1.5 minutes between sets = subsequent set is 60% as effective as it could be Rest 2 minutes between sets = subsequent set is 80% as effective as it could be Rest 3 minutes between sets = subsequent set is 90% as effective as it could be Rest 4 minutes between sets = subsequent set is 95% as effective as it could be Rest 5+ minutes between sets = subsequent set is ~100% as effective as it could be Hope this helps!

@Emarged You should not need a water bottle in the gym.

This is exactly how a multi-billion-dollar company is created. Fortune always favours those who solve day-to-day problems.

@BluejaysAlways Our "starter" is not good enough to start, but we're fine with him sucking after the first inning.

This Lauer guy could really use an opener #BlueJays

@bnicholsonsmith If in doubt, keep him out.

George Springer hour to hour Jays deciding now whether he’s going to be activated today or in MIN

@EconTalker Really like your pod! Just curious why you don't release them sooner after recording?

Great conversation. Great book. Coming in about a month.

@JJ_McCullough *flavour In the past 3 weeks I have had a bunch of meals with various wealthy Canadian boomers. The TDS is on constant display. It dominates the discussion at every gathering. I hope Trump never cures cancer. These people wouldn't survive.

There’s a flavor of boomer anti-Americanism in this country that is so cringe I’ve noticed a lot of people like to pretend it doesn’t exist. But it’s real, and I think part of Carney’s cleverness is figuring out a way to mobilize it politically.

There’s a flattering narrative that Carney’s base is people who like that he went to Harvard and all that. Yesterday I was at a cafe beside an old couple yapping about how we should’ve “finished the job” in the 1812 war. I feel like that’s probably closer to the true Carney base.

@TuitNutrition @wethefifth taking shots a both sides

Tell me your favorite podcasts that have nothing to do with keto, carnivore, heath (including mental health), or nutrition... aaaaaand GO!!

@bargerontop @maddiecholette until they disclose that he's got a knee issue and is going on the IL 😩

@maddiecholette he is pretty beat up and they want to give him some more rest

so what happened to andres

@dsjost @acoyne yep, it's magic, just create a SWF and watch the money roll in

@acoyne Seriously, this is going to be amazing! Norway’s $1.7 Trillion USD sovereign fund shows where this can go over time. Let’s GOOOOO!

Oh dear oh dear