Mary-Carl “Pubert” Compass III

Watch yourself Mr. Skenes #mrstealyogirl

If I was a homeless person I would go to the library and learn how to hunt rabbits because those mfs are everywhere

@thatPNWintern Your job to straighten them out. Bullying works.

How do y’all deal with little brothers? Mine turned 13 and has been a straight punk since who I can’t stand being around.. would appreciate tips

@tapean04 #Expand transfusions

How do we feel abt these #LANK

Waiting for the job man to call. Was told it was looking good for me. Not so sure now. Feeling like an #foid today.

@jeffmcballz Bro how you get concussed bro

Sources telling me: “Large woman. Very tight. Interesting concept here.”

My boy just informed me he cracked some shit and I hit him with the… my man 😂🤝🤝

@ChrisFiexen Practically European

Cigarette and coffee for breakfast

Connor Joe fucking sucks there is not one good thing about that fuckin guy

@PackCaniac Idk why this says probable spam. W koi perich.

It is possible that I am on a list now

@ChrisFiexen @k_hole_in1 W print mog

@k_hole_in1 He’s mogging

#shrink europeans man wtf

@ruebaNcuban Feels a lot worse to know that it is not a rot day for most people

Monday scaries<Sunday scaries

Corrlinks and Mousepay

@ruebaNcuban Literally there is nothing but upside to doing this. They should encourage steroids. Good for the game.

Bring back guys juicing in the MLB

A fly just fuckin killed itself by flying into my wet paint and really inconvenienced me in the process.

I have got to stop getting drunk and replying to peoples ig stories who I don’t know that well. Sent my ex coworker an inspirational message at 3:12 am about how him and the U10 baseball team he coaches were the good luck charm that made the mariners win the other night.

They invented creatine soap that smells like a tv show before gta 6

@choppedfug @BabyDjournalism #expand lil pump and gucci gang

@BabyDjournalism Anything by lil pump

Any album recommendations for the long drive home? (non-rap)

I fucking love my fucking metal cup