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@MichaelHamflett And yet all I’ve seen on here is people shitting on it. The iwc is incredibly disingenuous, full of bad faith and af this point I’m not even sure they like wrestling they just like shitting on it

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 39 YEARS, LEEDS UNITED ARE HEADED TO AN FA CUP SEMIFINAL 🤯

@Mo_Arsenal9 Thing is it’s not even that hard to comprehend City have a game in hand so that’s three of those points, they play and beat Arsenal that’s three meaning 6 of them are gone. Only takes one other loss for Arsenal and it comes down to goal difference

If we bottle a 9-point lead with the majority of the match at the Emirates, we shouldn't only sack Mikel Arteta, we should send him to the Strait of Hormuz in a boat covered in an Israeli flag.

@PitchingNinja What’s the difference between that and a screwball?

Tatsuya Imai's Wrong Way Slider. 🤪 13 inches arm side run.

@winterweather What did I miss last night

i have no interest in wwe as a serious wrestling promotion but i find great joy and humor in watching them insult their fans intelligence and bury every single top babyface they have

@SanMarinoTeam You should host a tournament during friendly only periods and challenge these countries straight up

SE ACTUALIZÓ EL RANKING FIFA Y PERDIMOS UN LUGAR: AHORA ESTAMOS 211. 🤬🇸🇲 Los muchachos hacen historia obteniendo un empate histórico ante Andorra después de 11 derrotas consecutivas y lo único que hacen es bajarnos más. Hasta le hicimos un gol a las Islas Feroe y la FIFA solo nos hunde más. 😤 Ganamos un partido, no nos suben, perdemos un partido, no nos suben. Ahora empatamos, y nos bajan un puesto. No sabemos qué hay que hacer para subir en este ranking. 🤨 Encima Eritrea que no jugaba hace años, volvió a jugar, ganaron un partido y son los culpables de dejarnos en el puesto 211 cuando estábamos orgullosamente en el 210 manteniendo una regularidad. 🔝⚽ Encima nos sigue superando un equipo que tiene el nombre de un pez, Anguila, y todavía esas dos Islas Vírgenes. No juegan nunca y tienen mejor ranking. 🐟🧐 Se nota que la FIFA es amiga de todos estos equipos, están todos en contra de San Marino, no nos van a subir jamás. 🤬🇸🇲

@Nunya2868 @_DIGB Have they? The head of fifa says otherwise

@_DIGB @MasonCooper4 They already pulled out retard, too bad your dad wasnt Persian

Watching these idiots get 3 points in the group and leathered in the last 32 after filming a 4 year documentary is going to hit like crack

Today's Anne Frank is a Lebanese Muslim girl hiding in the attic of a Lebanese Christian family, terrified of Israeli Jewish soldiers finding her and killing her.

I always enjoyed this, from a 2015 Clickhole article where they asked a series of astronauts 'What's it like to be in space?'

@Dopierbasket213 @CollinRugg This mission isn’t planned to land on the moon. Future Artemis missions are though

@CollinRugg 53 years of technical advancement and all we can do is come within 5000 miles of the surface of the moon. Makes you seriously question if the moon landing was ever actually real or was it one of the greatest hoaxes of a generation?

NEW: NASA's Artemis II has successfully blasted off, launching toward the Moon for the first lunar voyage in 53 years. Here is what to expect next: - Mission is 10 total days. - The crew will get 5000 miles from the Moon's surface. - The crew will sleep in two four-hour periods. - On Day 2, Orion engines will accelerate the spacecraft to escape velocity and send them toward the Moon. - On Days 3-5, the crew will fine-tune the approach to the Moon. - Day 6 is when the crew flies by the Moon. They will be about 250,000 miles from the Earth. - Days 6-7, the crew will fine-tune their approach back to Earth. - On Day 10, the crew will put on their proper suits and get ready for reentry. - They will reenter Earth's atmosphere at 25,000 miles per hour. - Two parachutes will slow the capsule to 17 miles per hour. - They will splash down off the coast of San Diego, California. Video: @GuyFieri

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

🚨 This was the Artemis II crew's view this morning from 41,756 miles (67,200 km) up No human has seen a crescent Earth in full since 1972

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@Kn_obOb1 @MSidgwick Hhh also does it in dx. Asks the crowd are you ready? Then says no insert place here I said are you ready For a louder pop. It’s defo a thing people will and has used before

Chris Jericho is a Rock n Roll Frontman. That’s how Rock Frontmen riles up the crowd it’s not “begging for a pop”…it’s like a “come on I can’t hear you… louder! I wanna hear everyone of you in the back!” The do the bit where you point to one side and have them yell then you pit them against the other side to see who can be louder. Have you never been to a Rock show?

Chris Jericho begging his hometown crowd for a pop after a year out was one of the most surreal things I've ever seen. Two age-old rules broken in half.

when you’re playing softball but you see someone on their way to the moon:

TEN AFRICAN TEAMS WILL PLAY AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. WE WILL BE THERE 🌍🍿

🇨🇩 Kuka Mboladinga vai ao mundial. 🇨🇩 RD Congo volta a disputar a Copa do Mundo depois de 52 anos!

@SimonMiller316 Even worse, you know cena is screwing Gunther too as revenge for ending his career

Like Natalia Imbruglia I’m torn. On the one hand Gunther and Seth Rollins are gonna go to Mania to prove a point. It’s likely going to be great. I get it, too. Clearly WWE was waiting on injuries. On the other… what a random a*s match. 😂

@queen_old @DarthNucleus69 @f1girlboss Abu Dhabi pays for that right. It’s written into the contract they’re the last race of the season

@DarthNucleus69 @f1girlboss With how big of a race Vegas could be every year having it at the end of season makes it the perfect spot for it

it's either: adding chicanes on the straights to prevent clipping contract extension until 2146 ice is gonna be in the grandstands

@FormulaUR_ Is it being run by ai because it wouldn’t surprise me at this point

Honestly, this is the number 1 issue with F1 right now. Through testing and up until Melbourne I always assumed drivers had a say in battery deployment and management. The more that comes out, it seems that they’re not actually managing the car at all. When they are being told to lift off and conserve in certain corners, it’s not because it is directly being efficient. It’s all because they need the algorithm to work properly. I assumed it would work similar to KERS.