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For those who truly love tacos, this one goes out to you.

@EndWokeness Imagine a company full of dedicated engineers devoted to making ideas like this actually feasible. That's what actually happened.

Rep. Ilhan Omar a few days ago: "Elon is one of the dumbest people on earth" Today:

@DudespostingWs I drove my 2003 Sentra for 20 years, rebuilt the engine and suspension and then gave it to my neighbor who needed it more than me. My 2011 Titan has had two insurance claims (hail, cop hit it) that paid for itself now and is still easily drivable. It's not all about fancy stuff

@TiredActor Popcorn chicken and cheesesticks for me.

Rate my dinner

@geerlingguy I started buying these small x86 boxes over covid times when they were cheaper than a RPi. Less than $40 for a Dell Wyse 3040 that runs Ubuntu Server with no issues.

The high-end 16 GB Pi 5 (plus accessories) is $208. A faster Tiny PC with an Intel N150 and 16 GB of RAM is $159. When did Raspberry Pis get so expensive? youtube.com/watch?v=TORg5F…

@EvilMopacATX Idiots with cigarettes will be our downfall.

I have one tip: DON'T START A FIRE

@RonFilipkowski Waiting for the executive order overriding HOAs from banning chickens in the neighborhood.

Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.

@KariByron Hitting up some contacts, maybe I can find another sponsor...

I need help. 3 National STEM Festival sponsors pulled funding because of the current climate. Please help. This is a life changing opportunity for kids that have worked so hard! gofundme.com/f/support-the-…

other cats behave like my government

@GregAbbott_TX Oh good, cause human ability to handle their balls is what will further society.

School choice will NOT take away funding from Texas high school football. Period. Florida and Arizona have the largest school choice programs and among the best high school football programs in the country. Texas is also one of the only SEC states without school choice.

@roundrockpolice Doesn't really look like they were trying to hide anything. The Google Maps listing photos from the owner shows everything you see here.

The Round Rock Police Department has shut down an illegal game room with numerous gambling machines. This morning, at approximately 9:15 a.m., the Round Rock Police Department's Criminal Investigations Division executed a search warrant at Sky Digital Lounge (2000 S IH 35, Ste. Q3) for illegal gambling, following months of surveillance. During the search, officers seized approximately 64 gambling machines, gambling proceeds, and various related paraphernalia and documents. As part of ongoing efforts to combat crime associated with game rooms, the Round Rock Police Department’s Patrol and Criminal Investigations Divisions have been conducting targeted enforcement operations. These initiatives are aimed at addressing illegal activities such as gambling, drug use, and other criminal behaviors often linked to these establishments. Several individuals have been identified, and criminal charges are pending. The investigation is ongoing, and further details will be provided as they become available. The Round Rock Police Department would like to thank the Tarrant County Sheriff's Office Game Room Task Force for their assistance in this operation.

@Lylli are we still posting cats here?

@briantylercohen So they just forgot to turn the water back on after sweeping the forest. Totally makes sense.

Dear God. I almost feel sorry for anyone who allows themself to be fooled by this guy.

@CollinRugg I've been saying for awhile now the class action for these weight loss drugs will be coming someday.

Singer Avery starts crying, says she has been diagnosed with a bone-thinning disease from Ozempic, begs her followers not to take the drug. She says she has osteoporosis & osteopenia after taking the drug to lose weight. “Please use me as an example.”

@BGatesIsaPyscho We're back to space lasers already?

I can’t stop listening to this 20seconds. You know what he’s talking about right? This is truly insane.

@gabsmashh Thanks for the reminder, I got a few transmission fluid flushes to do.

get ya a girl who can replace your front end 😉

@KevinHenrikson I would say another valuable trait is to knowing WHERE to get information when you don't have it memorized. Understand what resources are available and how to use them: documentation, people, tools, test results, etc. Build your personal library of resources and use it often.

Your technical interview process is wrong. After building multiple engineering teams at Microsoft, VMware & Instacart, I've discovered what really predicts performance. Here are the 3 traits of the best engineers:

@MrBeast There better be tacos in that box.

Most liked reply on this tweet gets what’s in this mystery box! Will pick winner in 72 hours 🤪 (btw episode 6 of beast games just dropped go watch)

@EvilMopacATX These jacked up Texas mega-trucks will laugh at those speed bumps.

There is ZERO reason to ever have Dirty Sixth open to cars at night on weekends This is a sOLuTioN in search of a problem and even more perplexing after what happened in New Orleans