
Matt
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Matt
@Matt54930725
Software Engineer | Professional Shitposter | much higher IQ than you




Store-bought Nutri-Grain bars have 50 chemicals Here’s my recipe for homemade copy-cat strawberry Nutri-Grain bars Filling: In a pot, Combine 2 1/2 cups strawberries 1/3 of a cup of honey The juice of half a lemon, and a pinch of Celtic salt. Cook down, mash, set aside. (if you don’t have time, you can buy an organic jam) Pastry: 1 cup italian flour 3/4 cup GF quick oats 1 stick of butter (cold, diced) 1/4 tsp Celtic salt 1/4 tsp cinnamon Pinch of nutmeg 2 tsp honey 2 tsp vanilla 2 eggs Water if needed Combine ingredients until it forms a dough. Roll out into two crusts Cut crusts into several desired shapes Spread jam on each shape, cover with the matching shape Seal edges Brush with butter Chill for 45 minutes Place in 350° oven, on greased sheet 15-20 minutes or until golden brown




Adam Silver, sits down at a dimly lit table surrounded by shadowy figures dressed in cloaks while rubbing their hands together with glee: “Alright cohorts, how can we rig the league in favor of a small market team from the plain states?”


@scarswrath I definitely think there is a discrepancy between *how* they defend and *how* other teams defend with regard to the terms of engagement and how officials manage interpreting it. I don’t think any of this is scripted, especially in favor of a small market team.





Whoa.... Devin Booker just WENT OFF on the NBA refs right now in the post game press conference: "It's definitely something that has to be looked at. I heard (Alex) Caruso tell them to call the tech and he ended up doing it. In my 11 years, I haven't called a ref out by name, but James (Williams) was terrible tonight, through and through. It's bad for the sport, bad for the integrity of the sport. People are going to start viewing this as the WWE if they're not held responsible." "I know I haven't won a championship in this league but I have been in it for 11 years now, so to get to this point to be treated like that, for me to even be saying something out loud, it's bad. It's my first time in 11 years but it's needed. Whatever, I get fined for it, everybody can pull the clips and see where the frustration comes from."


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If that is the case, why does the 1986 Vaccine Injury Act mention autism?🧵


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