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This may singularly be the most poignant meme I’ve ever read.

@WISHNews8 Hamilton County Karens don’t want felons in or around their neighborhoods.

Faith-based Better Together will host a job fair in Noblesville, Indiana, on April 14, 2026, to help job seekers facing significant barriers to employment, such as past incarceration, homelessness, and lack of transportation. tinyurl.com/murz966j

@miketuckerhere @NBCNews Technically, she would have qualified for short term disability. She, for unknown reasons, chose not to exercise that option. When I was put on bedrest for the duration of my twins, I received my paycheck until I gave birth.

$22.5 million. That's what a company paid because someone in middle management decided "policy" was more important than basic human decency. She asked to work from home. During a HIGH RISK PREGNANCY. The laptop works the same from a couch. The job gets done. The baby lives. But someone said no because "that's not how we do things." Corporate bureaucracy literally killed a child.

An Ohio-based company that initially balked at granting a mom's request to work from home during a high-risk pregnancy has been found liable for the newborn's death and ordered to pay $22.5 million in damages. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/o…

@NaguReborn @jonbrooks You can’t save everyone….

@sara_doesnt @jonbrooks Happiness now can be massive suffering later. If you see someone taking out millions in credit card debt, do you just wring your hands and say "Well, let people be happy!" The bill is already coming due on this attitude.

My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?

Next on TLC: Two Pedos & Counting.

@MeesesRfriends @realEstateTrent Exactly!!!!!!!

@sara_doesnt @realEstateTrent

Is being a AAA member still a thing? Used to be a big deal

@indystar This is completely fixed at the ballot box

A $4 billion data center proposed for the southwest side won approval from the Metropolitan Development Commission on March 18, making it likely to become the first hyperscale facility in Indianapolis. Read more: bit.ly/4sO2IcB

@FWPlayboy No these men have 2 types of women in their life. The girl he strings along and usually only reaches out he wants some and the women he is ACTUALLY willing to date and consider marrying. The two know nothing of each other and both think they are working to the same end.

If you’re a Man who’s extremely intelligent, logical, super serious, and unbending. You’re going to find it challenging to have an easy going love life filled with lots of fun girls. Not impossible, simply far more challenging.

@AmericanaMama_ Just leaving these words of wisdom right here…

Nah fam

@ChartScience @GarrettPetersen @datingbyblaine Most men have a “type”

@GarrettPetersen @datingbyblaine This is the real question . Why so specific otherwise? Theres like millions of beautiful intelligent down to earth women

Matchmaking client, 46, 6’2, exited tech founder, is looking for someone super specific. Complex national search. My team grinds 100+ hours to get me on the phone with one potential match. We’re chatting, and… She’s perfect. I start describing him, and she’s interested!!! Then I send his photo. “Oh, we went on a date 2 years ago. He’s sweet, but not for me. Have any other clients?” ☹️☹️☹️

@Dav_Kaiser @datingbyblaine 😂😂😂😂😂 He probably was a douche and she said hard pass

@datingbyblaine I know what happened. 2 years ago, they went on a date. She asked him: I'm on OF - is that a problem for you? He: date over. Now she recalls that important time in her life.

someone asked about trunk space and they sold it in the best possible method we have ever seen

@washingtonpost Heavens to Besty, he’s an enslaver! So was half of the Continental Congress. Are you going to rip up the Constitution? When you choose to use woke terminology, I find it incredibly difficult to take anything seriously.

A statue of Caesar Rodney, who signed the Declaration of Independence and also enslaved over 200 people, was removed in Wilmington, Delaware, during racial reckoning protests in 2020. It will now be displayed in D.C. for America’s 250th birthday. wapo.st/4lzbBVj

@TheMonologist “Sometimes you can just smell a horrendously shitty day on the way, can’t you?” - one of my favorite lines

Michael Keaton is as excellent as ever in Ron Howard’s terrific comedy-drama THE PAPER (1994) which opened 32yrs ago today.

@SenatorBanks Where do you draw the line with the inter workings of Purdue?

Allowing Chinese nationals to train at U.S. flight schools is a national security risk. I’m urging TSA to stop pilot training from foreign adversary nations. nationalreview.com/news/jim-banks…

@RobMKendall Primaries solve this problem.

Another billion dollars taken from poor and middle class people used to prop up the super rich. And not a single Republican in the Statehouse is saying a word. Just like with the $6.5 BILLION in new rolling. Gross.

@markduwe There are lots of things kids need to learn. Public schools get really sticky with people like St. Thomas Aquinas…though he’s just as important as Plato & Socrates, none of which are taught at any substantial extent for long term retention.

Why wouldn’t they? Kids need to learn all those things.

@resetbasis Which volume of Roaches & Rats do you prefer?

Easy to hate landlords, but do you have the courage to hate tenants?

@McNally4Indiana Not in Marion County where the roads are god awful

@sara_doesnt Republicans administer it.

Who controls the road funding formula Andrew? Hint-not Democrats