Matt Downham

@dank_ackroyd "Unrealistic expectation" to rent the flat at the advertised price. Beyond parody.

@JohnbwMayes @moving_charlie If no one ever started a business that employed a coward like you, where would you earn money to exchange for goods and services?

@moving_charlie If everyone started a business, who would work in them?

No that’s just classic loser trope from people who wish they had the courage to start a business on their own but didn’t. It’s not a hobby business if you’ve created even just one job for someone else who wants it. What you’re saying is that someone running a viable business paying minimum wage to someone who wants the job should shut up shop on principle and resort to indentured servitude to someone else? Sorry mate that’s a provably stupid suggestion that would cost two jobs: the one who loses their job when he shuts down, and the job you’re suggesting he should then go and take, depriving someone else of it.

@cranbypaws_ Elite ragebait.

just seen a video of a guy cover up decades of culture and stickers just to give it a sloppy landlord special for the sake of 'fixing' it (it will never function again)

@Callum_TH Cheers for putting the saltaire in your name to make your bias that bit more obvious for everybody.

Hilarious to double down on this and post the absolutely slam dunk footage.

@minisversion - Person watching society decay in front of her each and every day.

oh my god who cares!!!! like who gives a fuck!!!!!

@molmutius @UnderSneege Right that's the end of Monkey News!

The Office 25 Year Anniversary Gervais and Merchant’s groundbreaking sitcom came to our screen 1/4 century ago. It’s probably time for me to share an anecdote about the show that I’ve kept since now. My cousin was a runner on the show. It was her first media job. 1/x

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo There's nothing to answer.

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo That’s not you answering

Haaland has more World Cup knockout goals than PR7 despite playing for a small nation Zero excuses for Shesaidno7

@BBCSport 0 knockout goals! 0 trophies! What a bum!

Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup run is over. 🇵🇹 Six tournaments, 27 games, 11 goals, 1️⃣ incredible player. 👏

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo You answered it by continuing to fall for it.

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo It was, i asked how did you think that was me falling for bait

@Misanfrog My condolences.

@MattDownham I don't really like ale.

And a good American style bar probably has comfortable seating, decent music, and a great and more interesting choice of drinks, properly chilled.

@ToryFibs Are you under the impression there is a little piggy bank at HMRC with "Tort Fibs Pension" scrawled on it in crayon? You have the understanding of a child.

The UK State Pension is not a welfare benefit. You pay your National Insurance stamp throughout your working life. It’s taxable. Don’t allow the media and right wing politicians refer to it as a welfare benefit. They’re gearing up to cut it.

@ToryFibs If we reword it to make you feel happier about it does that remove our obligation to pay it or not?

The Right are scaremongering about the ‘soaring’ welfare bill. At its core contains a key deception. They’re including the state pension (we have an aging population) • Pensioner Benefits: ~55% • Regular Welfare: ~23% • Disability and Health: ~17% • Housing Benefits: ~5%

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo That wasn't a question.

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo That’s not an answer

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo Your question was dumb so it didn't deserve one. Also, got you replying again.

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo That’s not an answer 😭😭

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo And again.

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo I asked a question

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo You keep falling for it.

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo I asked a question

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo Bro can't stop himself!

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo I asked a question, whenever you’re ready to answer

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo There you go again.

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo How do you think this is me falling for bait

@JamalMythbuster @UnionJacked__ "Where it goes once it leaves our pocket doesn't matter." I am so sorry that you've made it to this late stage in your life believing in such an obvious fairy tale.

@UnionJacked__ Sorry to disagree with you. Where it goes once it leaves our pocket doesn't matter. We pay in to the pension so we can recover the investment in our later years. The fact that the government pi##es it up the wall makes no difference.

YES!! I’ve been calling to means test pensions. It’s happening. Boomer communism is over

@Pote_SCP @HonestPenaldo Bro can't stop falling for it 🤣

@MattDownham @HonestPenaldo ~ he says whilst replying 😭😭