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Matt Fallaize
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Matt Fallaize
@MattFallaize
Chef/Owner @thekickerpub , no, I'm fine, I always look like this.
Ormskirk Katılım Eylül 2011
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@RutlandArmsChef @E_Beardmore That does actually sound quite nice. Maybe that endpoint is closer than I thought...
North West, England 🇬🇧 English
@E_Beardmore Oh no, I’m not even the head chef, I just turn up, do what I’m told, make cake if I’m bored, and go home at 5 😎
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There comes a point in a chef’s career where they either burn out and go straight, or end up out to pasture at a golf club. The best part is that I get to mess around with a kitchen that has equipment, including an oven that actually does temperatures!
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Counterpoint: it was quite funny.
Not massively, bit obvious, but mildly entertaining.
Liz Truss@trussliz
What happened last night was not funny. Far-left activists disrupted the event, which then had to be stopped for security reasons. This is done to intimidate people and suppress free speech. I won't stand for it. Would we see the same reaction if the activists were far-right?
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@kelly_welles @NickyAACampbell Fuck sake. It's a choice, it's always a choice. If you haven't yet, in the year of Our Lord 2024, got the message that ogling is harassment then I just don't know what to say.
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Bloke has texted @NickyAACampbell on the sexual harassment phone in this morning to say men can't help staring at women, it's just the way you're wired so 🤷♀️ Presumably you also feel the urge to piss yourself on the train but you don't do that, do you?
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Who else is sick and tired of the cricket culture war between fans and haters of @thehundred? #moveonitsheretostay
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@BrewDog If it's not Avery Brown Dredge you can fuck off back to cavorting with Farage.
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@DanKingdom96 This seems doable.... I'd say we're in with a decent shout.
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Metro Bank One-Day Cup knockouts
QFs
Worcestershire v Warwickshire
Leicestershire v Hampshire
SFs
Somerset v Leicestershire or Hampshire
Glamorgan v Worcestershire or Warwickshire
Final
Somerset, Leicestershire or Hampshire v Glamorgan, Worcestershire or Warwickshire
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@Shane9Burger Having watched the boys get shellacked the last couple of years, I'm really proud of how they've performed this year, a real credit to the club.
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Would appreciate as much support for this group, they have been fantastic 🙌🏻
Somerset Cricket@SomersetCCC
CONFIRMED: Somerset have secured a home @OneDayCup Semi-Final!! The game will take place at the CACG on Sunday at 11am 👊 We need your support Somerset fans, let's pack the ground ahead of a huge game! 🤝 TICKETS ➡️➡️➡️ somer.st/FillTheCACG #WeAreSomerset @HigosInsurance
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@cjayanetti I started hanging out there a bit more last week and things certainly seem to have stepped up a bit over the last couple of days.
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I haven't migrated (yet) but B***sky does seem to now have more "going on" than this place
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@SamWhyte I've been doing a butty of the week at work this year, trying to do different countries each time, and essentially every South American country has some variant of ham/steak or both with a fried egg on as it's national one, had to leave the whole continent alone
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@Billie_T @cathan_jm This guy gets it.
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It will be embarrassing if arsenal dont beat the 4 time in a row prem winners because a bench player got an injury!
Makes sense
Billie@Billie_T
Be absolutely astonishing if arsenal don’t win the league this season, theirs to lose and very embarrassing if they don’t
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@Billie_T Surest thing I've ever seen. Indeed, anything less than winning by a clear ten points would be the deepest humiliation. Name's already on it.
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Be absolutely astonishing if arsenal don’t win the league this season, theirs to lose and very embarrassing if they don’t
Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet
🚨 BREAKING; Oscar Bobb has broken a bone in his leg and will be sidelined for several months. 🤕🇳🇴 🗞️ @Jack_Gaughan
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Given all the companies and politicking and blowing rockets up and interfering in democracy it is, tbf, genuinely impressive that El0ng has the time to reply "interesting" or 👏👏 to every minor league racist with a shit book to sell.
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People sharing that essay like it's clever. Dear Lord.
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@thin_edge1 @DCompanyBookie @AlexHartley93 @thehundred @BBCSport But....you chose to tag her. You didn't have to, you'd still have given your opinion and she'd be none the wiser. You wanted her to see your tweet. What did you think was going to happen? You get to slag her off and she has no right of reply?
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@DCompanyBookie @AlexHartley93 @thehundred @BBCSport Exactly this...she's encouraging a massive pile on to make herself feel better and give me loads of abuse with all her followers cos she can't take criticism on twitter...awful
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@AlexHartley93 is absolutely dreadful presenting @thehundred ...I don't know what to say so I'll just laugh...how do these people get these jobs? Painful to watch @BBCSport
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@theroaring40gal @Elder_Gamesman @sydneyelainexo Not sure where you get that from, most international cricket is televised. There was a world cup just two months ago, all of which was televised. The US did okay. I grew up watching England on TV against lots of different teams. West Indies, New Zealand, Sri Lanka...
North West, England 🇬🇧 English
@MattFallaize @Elder_Gamesman @sydneyelainexo Australia, England, SA, Pakistan and India have never played one dayers, or test matches against anyone else on TV.
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🚨🏆 Fenerbahçe are out of Champions League qualifying stages and Lille go to the next round!
3-2 on aggregate for Lille vs José Mourinho’s team.
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@Samfr Maybe I'm misremembering, but weren't they jumping for joy when JSO Protestors got honking great sentences?
North West, England 🇬🇧 English
Apparently centrism is now being happy when arsonists and looters are put in prison.
The Spectator@spectator
'More worrying than the sentences themselves is the culture of gloating that surrounds them. The front pages saying ‘NAILED AND JAILED’ alongside mugshots of riotous deviants. The smugness of centrists on social media as another violent scruff is put away.' ✍️ Brendan O'Neill
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@theroaring40gal @Elder_Gamesman @sydneyelainexo There's 108 countries with cricket associations affiliated to the ICC, so that's probably enough.
North West, England 🇬🇧 English
@Elder_Gamesman @sydneyelainexo There are 5 countries who play cricket. Aus, England, south Africa, India and Pakistan.
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