Matt Kopache

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Matt Kopache

Matt Kopache

@MattKopache

Most of these tweets are presented with expressed written consent of Major League Baseball. Comedian/writer/idiot

columbus Katılım Ekim 2010
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Boots Riley
Boots Riley@BootsRiley·
Twitter employees could stop all layoffs by having all employees stick together and shut down all operations til they reinstate all. Strike. Form a union. We're in the biggest strike wave in the US since the 40s, w thousands of strikes in last 2yrs. Tech workers- get on board.
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Samantha Ruddy
Samantha Ruddy@samlymatters·
It’s so funny that Elon Musk went from being a relatively popular space entrepreneur who made cameos in Marvel movies to being a de facto substitute teacher on an unprofitable website where the users won’t stop mocking him
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Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸
Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸@mattdpearce·
Twitter is the ad-dependent print newspaper bought out by private equity that now needs to service its debt, and the first order of business is to sell off the real estate, lay off staff, hike subscription costs and hope the core customer base doesn’t notice everything is worse.
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Jackson Frank
Jackson Frank@jackfrank_jjf·
What the hell, Giannis
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FearTheSword
FearTheSword@FearTheSword·
The Cavs put an absolute beating on the Knicks in the 4th. Stuffed them in a locker. 37-15 score.
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Matt Kopache@MattKopache·
@elonmusk hi Elon, is there my truth to the studies that show that owning a Tesla slowly shrinks your penis and/or boobs????
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follow @bencollins on bluesky
follow @bencollins on bluesky@oneunderscore__·
Here’s the gist of this conspiracy theory. Don’t give the actual link clicks. It took Elon two days after taking over to post an anti-LGBTQ conspiracy theory at Hillary Clinton about Nancy Pelosi’s attacked husband. I hope everybody understands what’s going on.
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NYTPitchbot
NYTPitchbot@DougJBalloon·
Whether it’s liberals interrupting Brett Kavanaugh‘s meal with a chant, or conservatives interrupting Paul Pelosi‘s evening with a hammer blow to the head, both sides have a problem respecting the privacy of public figures.
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Jordan Zirm
Jordan Zirm@JordanZirm·
took that man’s soul
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Rob Perez
Rob Perez@WorldWideWob·
The Orlando Magic: • Future Star Power • Athlete Anomalies • Always Competitive • Point Guard who talks endless shit • Microwave Scorer who does nothing else • Top Tier Mascot • Cant win a game to save their lives The perfect League Pass team.
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alice hamilton
alice hamilton@AliceRHamilton·
I’ve had it with these male comedians
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Matt Kopache@MattKopache·
Personally, my biggest heroes are bill jobs and Steve gates
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Evan Siegfried
Evan Siegfried@evansiegfried·
Cleveland can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
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