Matt Perse

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If a criminal is too dumb to understand that murder is wrong, that should be an aggravating circumstance that inclines the court to capital punishment because it means he cannot be rehabilitated

Interviewer: “Do you ever think about the consequences of rape?” Illegal migrant: “Like, if she screams and wakes someone up?” Interviewer: “No, I’m talking about the girl.” Illegal migrant: “Yeah. When we rape her we might get an STD.” THIS IS WHAT’S COMING TO THE WEST.

Joel Embiid has appeared in 91 games since he won MVP. Nikola Jokić has 87 triple-doubles since Joel Embiid won MVP.

You could walk from one side of the country to the other and knock on every door looking for people that are 6’8 You might see 10 people Total The man on the RIGHT is 6’8 🫣

Some dude with Tourettes involuntarily said the n-word and the national press, along with activist groups and Hollywood actors, had a two-week meltdown. It comes out that Mamdani’s wife said it casually and voluntarily and it’s total silence. Weird how that works.

Bill Maher drops a reality bomb on Zohram Mamdani voters with a brutal history lesson on socialism. “We’ve run this experiment many times, and the results are always obvious,” Maher said. He looked straight into the camera and delivered a blunt warning about Mamdani. “Democrats must recognize that Zohran Mamdani is the future of the party. Unfortunately, it’s the Republican Party.” “Here’s capitalist South Korea at night from space,” Maher presented, showing a country lit up and thriving. “Here’s socialist North Korea,” he followed, with the map pitch dark. “Yeah. In 1990, Venezuela was wealthier than Poland. But then Poland, finally free of Soviet style economics, went all in on capitalism and now their economy is as big as Japan and people there have high wages, low inflation, cars, vacations, homes.” “Meanwhile, Venezuela traded capitalism for Hugo Chavez’s socialism for the 21st century, which turned out to be like socialism in the last century or any century, a f*cking mess.” “It turned one of Latin America’s richest countries into one of its poorest. Low wages, high inflation, shortages, outages, 8 million people fleeing. If you think New York can somehow reinvent this wheel, you’re in for a rude awokening.”

Blatant lie, he was still in the game up 15 with 1:30 left. They had a 99% win probability, and he was forcing uncontested shots. Fittingly they let him get his 20th point at the free-throw line, then exited the game right after. The NBA & ESPN think you are all stupid 🤯🤯

Imagine being a wolf in Canada, blissfully unaware that a gay dude running CO is gonna kidnap you & friends to appease his “husband”. You’re then sent to a strange country with a different ecosystem and watch all your pals die off. Well done @GovofCO. You & Marlon must be proud.

Ant LOCKED UP SGA and bro threw a temper tantrum because he didn’t get a whistle 😂🤣

I worked at Epic Games for two years. This is real, and the strategy behind it is smarter than most people realize. Tim Sweeney has spent nearly two decades buying North Carolina forest land. 50,000+ acres across 15 counties. He’s now one of the largest private landowners in the state. The purchases started in 2008, right after the real estate collapse wiped out developers who had been planning golf resorts and luxury communities on biodiverse wilderness. Sweeney paid $15 million for Box Creek Wilderness, a 7,000-acre stretch in the Blue Ridge foothills containing 130+ rare and threatened species. Developers had owned 5,000 of those acres before the crash. He bought them for conservation prices when nobody else was bidding. He runs the acquisitions through an LLC called “130 of Chatham.” He buys the land, holds it for years, then either donates it to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, sells it at a discount to state parks, or hands it to land trusts. In 2021, he donated 7,500 acres in the Roan Highlands to the Southern Appalachian Highlands Conservancy. Largest private land donation in North Carolina history. The part people miss: he told the News & Observer that since 2021, land got too expensive to keep buying. So he shifted focus to converting his existing 50,000 acres into permanent conservation status. He’s locking the land into legal structures that make development impossible regardless of who owns it in the future. A billionaire worth roughly $6 billion is spending tens of millions acquiring wilderness specifically during economic downturns, then giving it away or placing it under permanent legal protection. The land will outlast him, Epic Games, and Fortnite. That’s the part that separates Sweeney from billionaires who write checks to get their name on a building. The building depreciates. The forest compounds.

David Bednar escapes a jam as Free Bird plays into commercial. America.

Two Bronze Stars. 45 Months Deployed. Killed on American soil by a man who pleaded guilty in October 2016 to attempting to provide material support to the terror group ISIS. But ICE/DHS/FBI are the bad people, right? Do I have that right?

Nobody likes these AI guys left or right. Feels like this is a issue with 99% American consensus that they should be stuffed back in a locker

What Bam did in three quarters…incredible. Keeping Bam in during a blowout, I’m even cool with that. Intentionally fouling up 25 late to get extra possessions to stat pad and eventually break Kobe - of all people’s - record…corniest thing I’ve seen in a while 😂

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx

15 years ago today, we got Cardiac Kemba This courtside angle is incredible

Liberal white people will literally tell you to stop being “Islamophobic” while Muslims launch bombs over their heads… We’re dealing with the dumbest people to ever exist

I don't watch or even care about basketball. But The NHL not only plays 82 games, but is gonna increase to 84, is infinately more physical, fast, and harder to play than the Bouncy ball with nets. I think you're just a pussy.

“Mohamed Atta boarded a plane on September 11th, 2001 for what could’ve been a normal flight enjoying the friendly skies. But his life would drastically change when he found himself in the cockpit of the plane right outside a NYC skyscraper.” - CNN

HOLY SHIT The original CNN post was just "two guys were out on a nice walk, when suddenly their lives were changed forever, when they started throwing bombs" You can't make this shit up