Matt Seebach

@kirakissaten I pre-ordered Sunday morning tickets for Spiderman with a small popcorn for my wife and it was $45 after tax. Fucking nuts.

movie theater tickets being $18-$20 is insane btw. when i was in high school, they’d be $10 on the weekends and $7.50 for a weekday matinee. this is why kids don’t *do* anything anymore. they’ve been priced out of everything except being at home.

@LegoKingo The joke ran it's course like 4 years ago.

I don't know why the Liberty Mutual people think the Liberty Biberty thing is funny as fuck

@libsoftiktok You're too stupid to insult.

Fauci did this. He stole so much from us. He should be in prison.

@LibOrNormal I would've spun around, punched him in the dick as hard as I could, and sat the fuck back down.

Guy at a Chicago Cubs game refuses to stand during the National Anthem! The guy behind him gets pissed and does this....

Austin Riley right now. #Braves

@JAY_LUMP @stoolpresidente Says a guy who's obviously never had a foul line drive smoked right at their face. Idiot. I've saved mine and other people's faces over the years. I guess I should've been more of an adult (in your eyes) and let myself or the lady next to me get drilled or risk breaking my hand.

@stoolpresidente Adults who bring baseball gloves to games belong in the same category as adults who vacation at Disney World without children.

This guy is one one of the great misunderstood geniuses of our generation

@hvac_hack @ServiceTitan @Tradecraft_AI Well beyond my pay-grade to change. Lol Plus I hate everything AI. But I appreciate the suggestion. Titan's new format is just god awful.

@MattSeebach @ServiceTitan been down this road before. our shop uses @Tradecraft_AI now. no seat license fees, plug and play and dead simple to use.

Someone over at @ServiceTitan needs to lose their job. Just made my company switch to the latest version and holy shit is it awful. Ugly as hell (honestly looks very unfinished), not at all user-friendly, unnecessary extra steps for simple tasks, etc. Who's the idiot(s)? #Trades

Phillies fans watching Jordan Walker hit number 12

Apparently this is how right-wingers act when they see roadkill:

@mattvanswol Police in New Bern NC are up their ass if they think 95% of people will help catch these dudes. Lol

🚨#BREAKING: Police in New Bern NC are asking the public's help to identify the two men who cut down a brand-new Flock camera that was just installed. The public allegedly has submitted hundreds of tips by sending in names like "Batman and Robin" and "Lone Ranger and Tonto."

@g_ice23 @MHIIisKing Seriously. I hate the "gut the farm to win now" mentality. The same guys bitch 3 years later when 4 of the guys traded are crushing it with their new team and we get "AA is an idiot for letting them go and should be fired" because Skubal didn't resign and went to LA for 15/$1.8B.

@MHIIisKing Ship the farm away to boost a bad team and let’s suck for a generation! LFG

-We NEED Acuña back -We NEED 2-3 arms at the deadline -We NEED 1-2 bats at the deadline Ship the farm away and let’s win something

I think you can go get him now... #Elder #Braves

“Why do we need pride night when the players aren’t gay” why do we need military appreciation night when the players aren’t in the military

So @UberEats, what's with "Your order isn't eligible for a refund"? If we order 7 items, only got 5/7, & 2/5 that did come are wrong (not "I said no pickles!" but "I didn't order fish. where the hell is my burger?") & I provide photo evidence, you're giving me a fucking refund...

@PoliceThePolic1 Every one of these pig fucks needs to be drawn and quartered.

@BeaneaterB @WeathersWins Get traded, which we know isn't happening.

@WeathersWins Bro, what does Matt Olson have to do? Lmfao

Fixing this because it was made by an idiot Top 10 1B in baseball currently 1: Ben Rice 2: Nick Kurtz 3: Munetaka Murakami 4:Wilson Contreras 5: Matt Olson 6: Bryce Harper 7:Jake Bauers 8:Jonathan Aranda 9:Spencer Horowitz 10: Freddie Freeman HM Alec Burlson + Christian Walker

@SportsTalkATL Not a chance. Not mortgaging the future for 2 months.

Odds suggest Braves are a top three favorite to land Tarik Skubal at the trade deadline sportstalkatl.com/atlanta-braves…

@TalkinBaseball_ That line is way too generous.

Here’s a look at the check swing challenge system that has made its way to Triple-A