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@British_Airways is there a fault with your app (Android)? I had this a few weeks ago and again today.

@lb_southwark I've received this letter in the post. I registered for council tax when I moved in 2 months ago and have an account and a DD set up. Please can someone contact me to discuss why you think I don't?

@mightyhoopla @ljbasss A giant bubble over the whole park please 😀

@ljbasss Hi! No need to panic, we have a robust plan in place to protect the ground and you! We will have an update for you all tomorrow x

Please note we will be keeping an eye on the weather throughout the week and update you as we go :)

@NoContextBrits Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.

Caption this.

@JamesLucasIT I spent 2 hours snorkeling around dodging jellyfish, looking for this. No sign of it 😭

3. Christ of the Abyss is one of the most unique bronze statues in the world. Crafted by Guido Galletti in 1954, it was placed on the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea—between Camogli and Portofino on the Italian Riviera—where it stays to this day, embraced by the azure waters.

Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵 1. Statue of King Arthur, England

I entered The Picture of Dorian Gray Lottery for £20 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/3…

@malgibb @anon_opin The MI6 route, you mean 😉

@anon_opin They'd have gone the M6 route just for Tebay.

Much as I love Skyfall, the bit where Bond drives M to Scotland in his Aston Martin DB5 is very short on detail - in one scene they're in Chelsea, the next in the Highlands. You don't see them having a Burger King in Charnock Richard, or Wetherby Services if they'd taken the A1.

@CageFooName Toby O'Notobegh

Carvery

@darrenjl The gays in Elephant don't drink 🤔

Well.

@husseybyname That's all totally sane and normal

Of all my MANY MANY atrocious social posts, imagine THIS being your last straw 🤣

Just remembered when someone cancelled a date with me and unfollowed me because of this post and now I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

@paulvale126 I had this. Took me MONTHS to work out why I couldn't find OMITB 😬

Just discovered that my Disney+ account was set automatically on 14+ , so have reset to 18+ - it’s a whole new world

@jessphillips So much love and peace coming from self-proclaimed Christians. Being so vile must get exhausting.

You are right Liz definitely would struggle to hold two thoughts in her very narrow mind.

@arusbridger Scream if you wanna go faster!

FunFair lorry overturned blocking all three lanes of #M40 near High Wycombe (at Lane End) Don’t think anyone hurt but nothing’s going to move on the south bound motorway for a loooong time

imagine how great it would be if an hour train journey in this country didn’t cost £107

@loraink311y He was blinds. What more do you want?

Willy Wonka in Glasgow the Musical

@THOMLS Yes! Especially since new year 😮‍💨

Anyone else just feel ridiculously tired alllll the time rn?!

@PunishedFredda He has an unhealthy obsession with going to war.

I'm crying bro

@CaraLisette This book terrified me

I was brought up to fear under constant threat of spontaneous combustion and I have never heard it used once talked about as an adult. Why were there so many documentaries about it? Where did they all go?

This is how the UK govt is perceived in the US