Brenton Gerhardy

Orwell's fictional superstates and the disputed zone between.

"Over time" is not that different. Don't listen to the crowd, baby.

Can't - aligning my cheese.

Think you have problems, my age demographic was designated as pro-Trump.

Accomplish what everyone doubted you ever will.

I should have never hired this typist chicken. All he does is hunt & peck.

Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.

You seem to have mellowed. Is everything ok?

"Remember, you are a living, breathing organism on this planet & you're very safe." Me talking my cat down when he got too high on catnip.

I wonder what dogs dream about when they're asleep. Isnt it weirdly beautiful dogs even dream at all?

You meet someone who laughs at your jokes, smells nice and they're carrying your favorite book. You look at the sky. An asteroid approaches.

I'm sorry I drew tear drop tattoos on your baby's face, but at least now the other babies know not to fuck with him.

For fuck sakes chefs get over yourselves it's just food.

Really shouldn't smoke Kept it up around the clock Died at the third stroke

I never expected to be rich but I thought by now I'd at least have enough to pay someone else to mow the damned lawn