@ndiquote

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@ndiquote

@ndiquote

@ndiquote

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Available for adoption Katılım Aralık 2009
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@ndiquote
@ndiquote@ndiquote·
Relationship status : Taken (for granted)
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Not Today Eric
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric·
Freezers should play sad music when you're out of ice cream.
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🄲 🄷 🄴 🅁 🄸 🅂 🄷
🄲 🄷 🄴 🅁 🄸 🅂 🄷@SpaklingGracias·
No matter how good your intentions are, no matter how much they mean to you. As you get older you realize that sometimes you don’t mean to people what they mean to you, and that is okay
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Myrna Tellingheusen
Myrna Tellingheusen@PearlsFromMyrna·
This is a bad time to be in touch with reality.
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Jen
Jen@SleepEatScream·
If the conversation involves sarcasm and twisted humour, I'm in.
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120yearz
120yearz@120yearz·
be careful who you hang with
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Matilda ✨
Matilda ✨@thisfromathilda·
Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from
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DJB
DJB@Skinwalker5110·
Perks of dating me: you're gonna laugh with me or at me.
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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More@MediocreJoker85·
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
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Professional Word Gardener
Professional Word Gardener@heatherjs·
Crude oil is like regular oil, except it just doesn’t have anything nice to say.
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Destry
Destry@DestryBrod·
They're adding a dislike button? Great. I'll finally go viral.
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Μαρια Κιτρινη
Μαρια Κιτρινη@greek_heanen·
If you sarcastically answer to a sarcastic question, are they mutually neutralised
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Darla
Darla@ddsmidt·
It’s all fun and games until consequences come a-knockin’.
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BadMummy
BadMummy@WineMummy·
The older I get the less productive I want to be.
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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
Trump asked Germany for help. They asked him what 5 plus 4 is. He said 9. The Germans said exactly.
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Matty
Matty@bestestname·
Emails should at least have to count to 100 before trying to find you
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W.E.B. DaBoi
W.E.B. DaBoi@Tyre_94·
Social media should have stopped at MySpace
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Matty
Matty@bestestname·
I mean this in the nicest way possible: i hate it when you talk
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Not Today Eric
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric·
Waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me again. So we can add that to the list.
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Ghostface Kryllah
Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy·
My brain: Everything is going to be okay My Nervous System: Okay, but hear me out, what if we panicked anyway
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Kristen
Kristen@Kica333·
And for my next trick I’m going to forget someone’s name right after they tell me.
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