Stu Meevens

Hmmmm who do I need to beg to make a @jadethirlwall and Dove Cameron Collab happen. Seriously that would be a complete lose your shit in a good way moment

@HeigleJerr53241 @CF_Farrow I assume she asked the pickpocketer a small background survey to confirm where they were from, or is just the fact that his skin was on the "wrong in" side of the Dulux paint chart?

@CF_Farrow My daughter was on an educational tour there from the US last week. She’s never seen a pickpocket happen before until London. The victim was an old lady and the perpetrator wasn’t from there. Good Samaritan jumped in and got her phone back.

I walked through central London last night and realised something that made me genuinely sad: The city I once loved—vibrant, safe, recognisably English—is gone. Here’s what I saw 👇

@PopeyesUK your East Kilbride store needs a LOT of work, 30 minutes waiting for food, end up with cold tenders, cold fries a burger that looked like it had been thrown in the box and missing soft drink. Definitely a "must try harder" on the report card

So Erm, yes, I am kinda working on something. More to come soon but safe to say I am SUPER excited about this #fringeTheatre #Manchester #Inclusion #Comedy #Coming2026

@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport what's the point in offering an upgrade online when seemingly the phone is out of stock across the UK and not available for home delivery?!? And of course the offer on it ends in 2 days...frustrated is an understatement :(

@NickFerrariLBC love the show but the whole Jesus Christ Superstar thing is a total non story. It's a piece of fiction not a historical documentary. Gender blind casting on theatre is nothing new...to quote another musical, let it go.

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Max Zorin? One is outwardly a staunch anti fascist who is actually ruthless, possibly a bit of a nazi and wants to rule the world.....The other is a fictitious Bond villain played by Christopher Walken in the bond film A view to a kill.

Having now watched #Section31 did I hate it? No, Did I love it? No It's a play by the numbers sci fi actioner, that just happens to have the Star Trek name attached to it, a huge swing and a miss. It's a popcorn flick and there is a place for that 5/10

Hmmmm do I do my first pilgrimage to @CaffandMac this Saturday? The husband is having a load of his old school mates over Saturday afternoon into the evening so I do have in effect the opportunity to let my petrol head flag fly.

@JamesFromLeeds 42 and it's exactly how I write a z.....and subsequently confuse people who think I've added in a random 3

@focolocokc @itsme_urstruly Keanu Reeves is anything but "random person" If you have the opportunity to invite Keanu Reeves to anything, you invite Keanu Reeves

@itsme_urstruly but why would you invite random person to your wedding

Celebrities acting like average Joes, a wholesome thread 🧵 1. The fact that a random couple ran into Keanu Reeves in a hotel lobby, invited him to their wedding, and he put on a suit and joined is proof he really is The One. ❤️

It's the wrong colour, it's the wrong engine, it's the wrong gearbox.....so why do I have massive desire to buy this as a high days and holidays fun car. This is ENTIRELY @autoalex fault, basically obsessed with his YouTube channel

9 months of the year, we've been able to fall almost £1500 in debit on our energy account, and have never received any suggestions to increase our monthly payment indeed until last month it suggested we were overpaying already?

Got the annual email from @OctopusEnergy telling me of the now annual price rise. Love that they include the following in the email, if it's true then maybe they can explain how despite paying £100 a month for gas and electric on a 2 bed flat with the heating off for around 1/2

Like so many others it's time for me to wave goodbye to Twitter. With the current state of the platform and its owners political views, well let's just say it now holds as much appeal as DIY surgery. Adiós folks, I can be found on blue sky bsky.app/profile/farren…

Well it would appear that the @MENnewsdesk had pre prepped for yesterday's eviction....with Marcello in mind....oooppps #BBUK

@Luc1nderp She couldn't nominate him even though she clearly said she wanted to, with him being head of the house it gave him immunity from eviction

Knowing her it probably is only a matter of time till Emma gags Lily herself #bbuk #Emma

@falleninlve I believe she said vaginas

old what? #BBUK

@1894LC @ThatFinalBoy I'm already self aware enough to shave my head and acknowledge that genetics have not favoured me by desperately clinging onto a hairline that's vanishing faster than a Cornish coastline

@MeevensStu @ThatFinalBoy Give him some of yours

Ryan’s pronouns are receding/hairline #BBUK