Deep Thoughts - Jack Handy

@SirajAHashmi Pic of the perps that caused the crash:

Dianna Russini mounts everything except her husband smh my head

@alphafox Yes

Are these prostitutes or party goers? 🧐

@QsamaBJohnston Photo of the suspects who caused the accident :

Dianna Russini’s PR team planning the “daring rescue”

@FightWithMemes Stormy Daniels and Avenatti?

What

@brianstelter I was there, nothing happened. Photo proof:

Page Six was "open to changing the tone of the story or possibly not running it if Russini and Vrabel could provide compelling evidence to back up their statements that they had each been on a trip with friends," but no such evidence emerged

@_trickroom @BigMagic30 @DailyLoud True

@MemesDadd @BigMagic30 @DailyLoud Not usually tho

New Footage released of a Chicago officer shooting his female police partner, who had allegedly broken off their romantic relationship

@_trickroom @BigMagic30 @DailyLoud Can be

@MemesDadd @BigMagic30 @DailyLoud And Carlos ain’t Black

@adamcarolla Remember when they were pitching Avenatti as a Presidential candidate

I miss these kids

@_trickroom @BigMagic30 @DailyLoud Baker ain’t Hispanic

@MemesDadd @BigMagic30 @DailyLoud “Carlos Baker”

@illiquid__ @nypost Here is a photo of the suspects who caused the accident apparently:

@nypost The plan? Rescue an elderly man and dog from a car crash in order to restore her ruined reputation

Dianna Russini mounts daring rescue of elderly man, dog trapped in car crash a week after Mike Vrabel scandal trib.al/7IsS3Ph

@StephieSmallls Early reports are these are the guys who caused the initial accident:

this is like when a guy hits on me in my replies and then his buddy replies “thanks so much for saving my grandma and cat from that burning building”

@BigMagic30 @DailyLoud Black people, man….

The 90 seconds Baker spent sitting in the stairwell while Rivera was "gasping" for air is the most damning part of the video. He failed to apply pressure or provide any basic aid. Baker reportedly had more than a dozen misconduct complaints before this shooting, including a separate incident where he allegedly harassed another female officer.

@TheStrongDad It’s a one arm pull up using two arms

That's not a one-arm Pull up

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@TheJoeySwoll “Didn’t they raise you better?” No…no they didn’t

There is NOTHING funny about this! 😡😡😡

@crissy_froyd You did the right thing. No one hates women more than other elitist women

Nothing to hide… I am comfortable calling myself into question because I am honest.

@TheRel_BigShawn @mlbelites_ Houlihans had really good food

@mlbelites_ I remember watching this in St. Louis at A Houlihans. We were all going crazy Lol

Craziest ending to a World Series game ever?

@matt47871 @mlbelites_ Pretty sure that ended Craig’s career

@mlbelites_ Correct call. Cardinals ended up losing the series regardless. I absolutely think he intentionally raised his legs up to trip him. People claiming he was trying to get out of the way lol. Sure thing.

@mlbelites_ Ended Craig’s career

@CBSNews Dive in your coward

A man who was out on his personal watercraft off the coast of North Carolina found himself surrounded by sharks in a “feeding frenzy” on April 13. The man, Brett Barley, captured footage of the moment he spotted what he initially thought was a small group of sharks feeding on a large school of baitfish. As he moved in closer to film, a much larger group of sharks suddenly surfaced around him, encircling his watercraft.