Andrew Messenger

Cummins belts them for 49 then pulls that out, what a leader #ausvind

@MiddleMoney Gold Coast performing unbelievably well also tbh

Be cooler if you didn't

Very excited to be part of this. Let's solve Brisbane's housing crisis! grattan.edu.au/event/event-ho…

Well Fages in his presser has planted the flag firmly in the ground for next week. We either move forward or continue going backwards. Time to bring the heat.

Brisbane Lions are officially done. Won’t play finals IMO.

Time to start sacking people now now now, this minute. Don't wait to Monday now now now

If the Lions don't massively improve they'll comfortably drop out of the 8 to a spoon next year

There hasn’t been a worse quarter under Chris Fagan than that. 14 goals is barely believable. Freo at the Gabba next Saturday.

This is easily the worst quarter from the Lions I've ever seen. Time to send some players to the 2s

The players just don't give a shit, zero pressure, zero intensity. Sack about 4 players at the end of this quarter

AFL games record broken, one of the greatest comebacks ever & huge game between two flag aspirants...massive Saturday all hidden behind a paywall on a shitty & overpriced app. No FTA AFL on Saturdays might end up being the single worst decision the AFL ever ticked off on IMO.

@cosmicjester Season sagged in sections but the finale was fantastic!

Genuinely think the finale of The Boys was good. People comparing it to stranger things or game of thrones finales are crazy, those shows absolutely failed in their final seasons. This was a decent ending and a good final season that just wasn’t quite as good as earlier seasons.

Exclusive: Australia faces a ‘pronounced political fault line’, Giridharan Sivaraman tells Brisbane seminar on human rights theguardian.com/australia-news…

@Nezd_ @newycastrians Absolutely, poor bugger. Hope he's got a bit longer than that

@newycastrians As if footy fucking matters when we’re talking about this stuff. Jai’s essentially been given a 2-3 year death sentence as a 30 year old, young dad. Footy is meaningless in comparison; at least to me.

Regardless of what you think of jai arrow or the rabbits, this ain’t it.

Inspirational stuff

Broncos news “I’m grateful to have my leg.” After 6 limb-saving surgeries for compartment syndrome @brisbanebroncos Deine Mariner targets a stunning return in 8 weeks. “It’s about getting my leg to bend. I will get back to my best.” Great fightback! aapnews.aap.com.au/a/jlzrvFzxX

@taipan168 @fictillius Yes it is very funny, definitely making them crawl through Homer Simpson's supplicant door

@fictillius @MessengerAndrew These NIMBY idiots campaigned against improved public transport for decades, now they want a metro. Have a sook.

Northern Beaches Council is set to urge NSW transport planners to investigate building a Metro driverless train line to the peninsula to fix chronic local road congestion and bus reliability problems. dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/manl…

New from me I A new Grattan report reveals Australia is spending billions on parking nobody wants or needs, recommending an end to planning rules that cause the problem theguardian.com/australia-news…

@LeagueEyeTest By the looks there's been a single net positive game this season and it was the Eels?

Brisbane are the easily the worst team by net set restarts (awarded minus conceded) after 11 Rounds this decade. Newcastle in 2020 were the best

Since this week was Bootwatch on the site, here's a few charts for the stats deprived. Expected Points (ETxP) for every Magic Round game. Keep in mind that this is more a value of field position than what a team "should" have scored.