MessyJoe
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I’m going LIVE on Instagram tonight at 8pm PT.
Tonight’s #CAGov debate might have been cancelled, but Californians still deserve to hear how I’ll fight for you as Governor. Tune in tonight!

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@mrniceguy2639 @Jackwadd01 @joemccuiston17 @Sec_Noem Did you also know they saved 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 patriots as well?
GOD BLESS AMERICA YALL, WE'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING DADDY DONALD SAYS!
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@Jackwadd01 @joemccuiston17 @Sec_Noem You sound like you are upset? People like you amaze me at how dumb and selective with actual information yall lefties can be.
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It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as the 8th Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
I want to thank President Trump for entrusting me to lead the department leading the fight to Make America Safe Again. In one year, the patriots at DHS delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., located 145,000 unaccompanied children, delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion, and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
As Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, I will build on the years of national security expertise I forged during my time as Secretary of Homeland Security, Governor of South Dakota, and Congresswoman on the House Armed Services Committee.
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You don't even need to provide ANY context and 99% of people know what you mean
Kip Kelly@kipthekelly
pulling my car over and walking into the first building I see when it happens
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@Catholicizm1 "Racist white guy doesn't like black film, also water is wet"
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I tried sitting through this piece of trash movie. Michael B Jordan played 2 characters. Twin brothers that had the exact same personality and you could only tell they were different people because 1 had a gold tooth. It was a revenge porn fantasy of black people getting back at whitey and Christianity. If you enjoyed this movie there’s something seriously wrong with you.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
SINNERS (2025)
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@MowzaProduction @GTAVI_Countdown It's not useless, this is purely immersion. It's a huge thing that cannot be reproduced but they are allocating their funds quite usefully for the scale and dimensions of these games. Now I hope they stop making GTAs and bring back LA Noire
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@danielgothits "So they have basically been possessed by demonic energy, that’s why they’re all so violent and insane"
LMAOOOO. Ya'll are such religious psychos man, basically schizo.
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I’ve seen many liberal girls do this including when I lived in Brooklyn, they’ll gleefully say the most evil stuff possible (“I LOVE abortions, they’re awesome!” etc) just to get a reaction and shock people while acting like that’s not actually the goal of it
It’s a basically a form of liberal extreme sports which is “look how cool I am because I’m so flippant about something you hold as sacred, that makes me edgy and high status, while you are traditional and low status”
But when you dig even a millimeter deeper they’re usually very hurt people, often abandoned by their dad or even downright abused in childhood etc
So they have basically been possessed by demonic energy, that’s why they’re all so violent and insane
The worst part is that deep inside there is a sweet and normal person in there begging to come out but they don’t know how. It’s a cry for help more than anything else.
LT Jonathan Kendrick@enjoyer_liberty
“go find a girl and get married!” average zoomer girl:
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@XFramptonX @SteveLovesAmmo If you ever got out of your parish, you'd know language is colloquial.
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@HUGGGEBOLZ @BeachHaven16 @DavidMWeissman @AnaKasparian Were you on some kind of bad meth comedown when you wrote this?
Because good god, I can't make sense of any of this schizo posting.
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@MessyJoe_ @BeachHaven16 @DavidMWeissman @AnaKasparian Are you stupid? You weirdo leftist have been trying to get pedophilia accepted as a sexual orientation for years! Stop pretending now that your boy Jeff got busted that it wasn't you guys! You shit brained leftwing fuckers are just as bad as Satanyahu!
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@burl_hatfield @ATaylor1989x @Alf954 Outing yourself as a fake account is wild.
You genuinely believe my profile pic is me?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You're either brain damaged or a bot/russian account.
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@MessyJoe_ @ATaylor1989x @Alf954 Oh good job, you know how to use cut and paste douchebag.
Messyjoe would get fucked up by any person in his pic in real life. Enjoy having my pic on your phone phaghot
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And just like that, some white guy in Idaho’s day is ruined.
Pop Base@PopBase
Taylor Brown is set to become the first openly trans woman to lead a New York City office. Zohran Mamdani has appointed her the Director of his newly-announced Office of LGBTQ+ Affairs.
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@King_Sukunaaa where would the heat come from ? isn't that suppose to be cold air from the refrigerator
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You're never gonna believe this
Brunoh🧃@BrodiiKDB
Startup idea: fridge that uses hot exhaust air as house heater
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@ATaylor1989x @Alf954 We would post a pic of all black people but it would be filled with prisoners.
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@DavidMWeissman @dsuminski95 "being stabbed in the back" = "I was outed as a child abuser"
The party of pedos embraces you 100%!
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@dsuminski95 No apologies needed, I was a Trump supporter who went Democrat had a big following from it until I quit twitter by being stabbed in the back by the Democratic Party.
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To my critics and those who have trouble trusting me, let me know what I can do to prove that I’ll never leave MAGA again? The popularity wasn’t worth giving up the values that were important to me. I regret the vile things I’ve said when I became a Democrat and want to atone for all of it. I’m open to dialogue to help earn you all’s trust once again. I also understand those who chooses not to trust me too, I’ll respect their choice.
@MaxNordau @LauraLoomer @RepFine @tedcruz
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@BeachHaven16 @DavidMWeissman @AnaKasparian It's comical how shameless he is with the grift.
Disappeared off the internet toward the end of Biden's admin after being outed as an abuser to both his wife and kids.
Can't make it up, MAGA loves defending and accepting abusers and pedos, so he's where he belongs.
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@DavidMWeissman @AnaKasparian Bahahaha. This absolute drug riddled cock head is still around? You grifted off of the Biden campaign now you’re conveniently back to supporting pedophiles and a genocidal state. 😂
What a twat

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@DavidMWeissman @AnaKasparian Bro go beat your ex-wifes kids some more.
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@AnaKasparian No you putz which I’m sure you hope for that
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@Logically_JC @chadRAINS @Polymarket @alifarhat79 But it’s not an L.
Comparing odds with a month left to odds with nearly 8 months left is clickbait
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@Oldfashioned992 @SawTheDustMan @KariLake @gregkellyusa @NEWSMAX Because it doesn't matter, you will all still cry "fraud" anytime you lose an election.
Sore losers.
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@SawTheDustMan @KariLake @gregkellyusa @NEWSMAX Lost or cheated? Big difference. Why would you be so afraid of transparency?
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A day of reckoning is coming in Maricopa County, Arizona, true ground zero for the nation's most corrupt elections.
What we uncover there will make passing the SAVE America Act even more urgent.
The American people deserve fair, honest elections where they choose their representatives, not have them chosen for them.
Too often, they've had their sacred vote stolen.
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@madcap412 @geoffkeighley "Everything I don't like is 'slop'"
Find a new word, it's getting old..
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@geoffkeighley "online"
Not sure you get the hint, that we are fucking done with live service slop
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