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@kasarawood If only I could afford to eat that ass. All juicy and sweaty. Sticking up. Hmm. I just got 'horngry'.

I’ve been told that I make a great instructor for a good pump 💦

@kasarawood That's fine. I know it's not everyone's cup o' tea.

@MetalNutCase lol u caught me I haven’t seen friends 🙈

She’s kinda my girl krush 🥰 What do you think Daddy?

@kasarawood It's kind of a 'Friends' reference. Nevermind. You're both scorchers. But Woodess is the Woodess. I'll go away now. Also, I just realized how long has passed since this post.

@MetalNutCase Oh ? 🤔

@AnaFoxxx HELL YES!!! Ufff! That tone is reminding me of something but I can't put my finger on it.

💜Do we like purple better than pink💜

@CallMeMissMolly No, I'm still wondering if you'd rip off my arms and beat me to death with them. Please, pretty please. And thank you.

I look dangerous... and you're already wondering how far I'd go 😈

@CallMeMissMolly Oh, hi. You definitely can rip my arms off and beat me to death with them.

If you stared even a little… just say hi.

@Madison420Ivy It's been six months since this party and I still need a (her) taco. Did she get tacos al pastor? Man, now I need actual tacos. FUCK. No tacos for this loser. 😕 Chale.

I need tacos

@Vauntastic @AnalogPics @knotsnacks That depends, can l fuck the mermaid before the tailfin comes back? We'll go have dinner. Get to know each other. And then bam! I FUCK THE BARNACLES OF HER BUT CHEEKS! And then she'll leave like every other woman I've known and be happy somewhere else. In the sea. Sigh. Uhm…

Would you keep this captured mermaid or set her free? 🖤 @AnalogPics x @knotsnacks

@Saiiyansam Hola, ¿ese es un cosplay de Austin Powers?

Dime hola 💙

@CallMeMissMolly Facesitting.

Game time! First word that pops into your head when you see this 👇

Son unas mierdas, @somosalsea y @dominosmx

A la usuaria de @Uber_MEX que se le cobró por error un viaje en la zona de Coyuya, estoy intentando que se le reembolse su pago. Si @Uber_Support tuviera la amabilidad de apoyarme se lo voy a agradecer mucho. #uberdriver #Uber

@Uber_Support Soy conductor y estoy intentando solicitar un reembolso para un usuario cuyo viaje inicié por error y que no pude cancelar correctamente y no encuentro la opción de ayuda en la app. Necesito ayuda.

@kasarawood I'd risk breaking my neck by falling down a chimney to…um… break my other neck going down your chimney? Yeah, that's it.

Oh no! Santa tripped and fell down the chimney ! And just happened to wake up tied up and crushed under Wednesday Wood 🤭 🖤💀

@CallMeMissMolly When I said 'I want you in the kitchen' means I want to bang your brains out IN the kitchen. Not this.

Heard you wanted me in the kitchen… ai.joi.com/missmollyx 24/7 cybergirl fun!

@DyerbolicalDB The Arbiter from the 'Halo' series and Elroy Patashnik from 'Community'.

What's your favourite Keith David role? Not from The Thing.

Hola @googlemexico Necesito su ayuda. Mi cuenta de @StreamMaxLA se cobra a través del @GooglePlay y no aparece en mis suscripciones.

¿Por qué son tan putos abusivos #uber? ES LA MITAD DE MI MALDITA TARIFA. Son unos #culeros @Uber_MEX @Uber @Uber_Support Y no son los únicos ejemplos.

@StreamMaxLA Necesito ayuda. No puedo cambiar mi plan estándar a platino. Y no aparece mi suscripción en mis pagos de Google.