MEWNMAN

@Dashytwo Cuz he white

This mf Austin Reaves was cold asf in college how could he possibly go undrafted 😭

@miles_commodore Democrat runs organization.

You can’t make it up. NBA player Jaden Ivey went on instagram and basically called the LGBT community sinful and was released. Miles Bridges beat his wife in front of his kids, and Josh Giddey had sex with a minor, and they are still starting on NBA teams. Explain this to me.

@HansFiene Can confirm.

Mormon physiognomy is a real thing. Having grown up in Utah, I can spot a Mormon at 50 yards. I did this on my honeymoon. My wife and I were holding the cruise ship elevator for a couple coming down the hallway and I told my wife "they're Mormons" and she said "how do you know," and I said "by looking at them" and she said "you can't tell if someone is Mormon just by looking at them" and I said "yes I can" and then they got in the elevator and I asked where they were from and they were from Utah and he had just finished his mission.

@Cr00k3dJoe @Mappy6984 Exactly this

@Mappy6984 Depends… if you’re ordering wagyu steak that’s $500 a pop, if you think I’m tipping you a $120 for walking it over to me you’re retarded.

Thoughts

@rampulla_andrew @_JKNFT_ So why not text him those few questions and text the estimate?

LOL I can't get him an exact quote without more info. which is what the 10 minute estimate call is for where are the lights going? how does he want them mounted? what's the power situation? etc etc. I sent him a range its like if you're getting your house painted and say "send me a quote for my master bedroom" need more info to get exact pricing

Should I tell this guy to go pound salt?

@codechallenged @EricRichards22 Exactly this. What a fucking joke. Literally only family and friends of players care about women’s college basketball, and they put it AHEAD of men’s??

@EricRichards22 The homepage is an embarrassment too. Women’s scores on the splash while the men are playing. I’m boycotting it, I’ve had enough

Who is paying espn to keep broadcasting all of these women's sports that statistically nobody watches

@EricRichards22 And to put them on top page of website even ahead of mens march madness during the tourney you’d have to scroll through women’s results first - NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT

@EliteGolfDad @grok is this a real picture?

When your wife says, “Hope you didn’t have a tee time. We’re going to brunch with my family.”

@KrissBergTweets FFFFFFFFFuckno

Dual income no kid friends are raising $4k for their dogs cancer treatment. She’s an attorney, he’s in IT. You donating?

@LukaUpdates He is amazing but he does this all the time and misses all the time. Does crazy pregame trick shots to get these clips. I’ve seen it.

This is just ridiculous 🤯 IG/lakers

@RealShadowFan01 You'll never own your skins. Only one game allows truly owning and selling skins. @playoffthegrid

can fortnite not die plz i spent too much money on that game

@TheHoopHerald Yes I do. The most I seen here make here is 4 in a row.

Azzi Fudd lacing the nets for 3 minutes straight You think you’re a shooter?

@LakersSpin White hoopers just aren’t offended cuz we’ve grown immune to the disrespect and it doesn’t bother us anymore

If you're a white guy who has ever actually interacted with black people before you know this isn't racist or offensive in any way.

@LeahLibresco FULL SIZE EXTENDED SUV PLZ

MAKE A MINIVAN, ELON.

@DefiantLs LMAOOO

Job offers will be flowing in

@bowtiedgerman No, if traveling too much and if its too expensive. If the travel is infrequent and enjoyable, then sure. Problem is there's not really another way for elite kid players to get good competition.

Are travel sports worth it if you know 100% your kid isn’t going to the league? Serious question. I played travel basketball for three years and hardly remember it

@espn Why the fuck are you cramming women’s basketball down our throats. Me and 4 guys in my rec league would beat a wnba team I promise.

MILAYSIA FULWILEY, OH MY 😮

@stevemagness School is not important.

This is nuts. If you're holding your kid back for sports, you've lost all perspective in life.

@OnyxOdds @ShamsCharania No highlights of shooting. Bro can’t shoot.

@ShamsCharania Markelle Fultz was a dawg before injuries man

Former No. 1 pick Markelle Fultz is signing a 10-day contract with the Toronto Raptors, Raymond Brothers of I Am Sports & Entertainment tells ESPN. Fultz joins Toronto for his ninth NBA season after spending time with the Raptors 905 G League team.

Pro-tip: Daycares aren’t content farms. If you show up demanding access to film children, don’t be surprised when the cops show up.