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@NancyMace Oversized glasses?

@awfulannouncing He shrunk

Barry Bonds: "I may not have talked to anybody off the field. That was just me. Alright? But on that field, I was probably the best teammate you would ever have. I took more walks for my team. Got on base for my team. And that's what baseball is about..."

@dom_lucre Dan is pretty much the most unpopular person in the US.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Dan Bilzerian just announced that he is going to run againtn Congressman Randy Fine. “I’m going to run against fat fuck RepFine for Congress.”

@htime613 @NYCMayor It is amazing

@NYCMayor This piece of shit mayor always cares about the criminals - never the victims.

I am deeply troubled to learn that a person in custody died on Rikers Island this morning. My thoughts are with their loved ones, who are now facing an unimaginable loss. Transparency and accountability are essential, and the Department of Correction is conducting an investigation. While we do not yet know the cause of death, too many have died on Rikers Island for far too long. Rikers must close, and we will pursue every avenue to do so as quickly as possible.

I thought NYC is broke. Where are you going to get the $ to build a new jail. Before you fire off a tweet in empathy of the defendant’s family, remember there might be a human that was victimized by this person that wanted justice (like the def going to prison). Wait till you get the whole story before tweeting.

@tbfreeman64 @CNviolations I am safely guessing they had to go back to uniform and are writing speeding tickets. There is no way these guys can live this shame down.

@CNviolations Lol! That guy was onto them IMMEDIATELY! Two of the worst undercover cops ever 🤣🤣🤣

Two undercover cops walk in a store pretending to be just another customer 👀

@Paul_Skenes Last season 216 strikeouts. Equalling $21,600.

I am proud to continue my support of the Gary Sinise Foundation and its mission to honor and serve our nation’s defenders, veterans, first responders and their families. I will again donate $100 for every strikeout I record during the 2026 season. In an effort to make the most impact possible, I have increased my campaign goal to $150,000. I invite you to join me on my mission to raise money for this amazing cause.  To kick off this campaign, I will personally meet and thank the individual that makes the largest donation between the launch of this campaign and the Pirates home opener on April 3. This individual will be thanked with a batting practice meet and greet and tickets to stay and enjoy a home or away game during the 2026 season. The meet and greet experience is for a mutually agreeable game date during the 2026 season. In the event that there are multiple donors with tied donation amounts, up to two prizes will be awarded to the first two donors. Please donate at link in my bio! Thank you for your support and go Pirates!  @GarySiniseFound

@CNviolations Do these guys not have training tapes or something? The cashier busts them and then posts it on You Tube from his security camera. Classic.

@CNviolations These poor cops are going to be ridiculed forever.

@SenWarren Of course you are

BREAKING NEWS: Republicans in control of Congress want to pass a new budget bill to fund Trump's war in Iran and ICE's terror in our communities. Working people can't afford rent and groceries, but Trump wants more money for ICE and war in the Middle East. I'm a hard NO.

@NYCMayor You do realize a large portion of that stuff is counterfeit and or stolen

The city's 23,000 street vendors are squeezed by skyrocketing permit costs and government getting in the way. That's part of why we're seeing "halalflation". So I appointed Carina Kaufman-Gutierrez as our new Street Vendor Czar. From the Street Vendor Project to now City Hall, Carina is a longtime fighter for street vendors. Together, we will make sure city laws and city government are on their side. gothamist.com/news/new-era-f…

@RepTimMooreNC Tell us about this stock pick. lol.

Glad to see our new U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin confirmed by the Senate tonight! I look forward to working with him to get Western North Carolina recovery back on track and reform FEMA.

@QuiverQuant Good old Tim for the win

JUST IN: Representative Tim Moore just filed new trades. He bought up to $250K of stock in LGI Homes, $LGIH. Full trade list up on Quiver.

@NCBiologist @MeowDaily_Cute You must be great at parties

@MeowDaily_Cute Cats cannot taste sweets. They lack sweet receptors on their tongues. Cats are carnivorous.

Bro literally got lost in the powdered sugar 😭

@Georgesantos @KristiNoem Please stop giving her credit for the accomplishments of the individual agencies.

Go all the people bashing her… @KristiNoem is an American hero and a champion for children saftey.

@noregretvet_ Amazing. lol

Absolutely adore John Kennedy. He cuts straight through the bs to the core of the matter with accuracy, precision and style. We need to clone Senator Kennedy.

@SusieM414141 Shoplifters always seem to be on the phone as they exit with an excuse that they have to get home to take care of their kids. Wonder if they share that technique on social media

A shoplifter’s tale! This woman is being questioned by police because she was caught stealing Nike merchandise at a department store. Now she’s arguing with the officers, speaking rapidly and deflecting. Why are they always on the phone? She could have just given up the items at the beginning and not made such a scene. Parts 2 and 3 in comments below.

@NBCNews This should be the easiest investigation ever.

Democrats are launching a new inquiry into outgoing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s top aide, Corey Lewandowski, who allegedly sought personal payments from contractors. nbcnews.com/politics/immig…

@Micro2Macr0 @WellsFargo Capital One. Mic drop.

I've been a customer of @WellsFargo for OVER 30 years!!! After ALL THAT TIME, 4 active car loans, a 6 figure investment account, 1 million + in deposits last year, and never missing a payment on any of these accounts, and they just told me I have to wait for a letter to find out why they dropped my card limit to almost 0 on one account and will NOT activate another. This is after talking to 7 people to try and activate one account. Everyone should leave legacy Banks like Wells Fargo. They're absolute trash. I'm going to move everything I can over to @SoFi and just be done with this SHITTY customer service. Have you all had this problem with your banks? I've never heard of this before. And I used to work for a bank in the credit card division. 😆