Michael Barnett

I don't know what to do with this information.

@AwTroon Hope not - I was loooing forward to the final in the snooker tomorrow

Is Trump deid?

@RealMattLucas Gut yomtoff!

Chag Sameach!

@SuGaR_Babbyyy Time to buy a new clock…

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@STVNews @bellacaledonia Because Scotland exports a third of its energy to keep the lights on in England and Wales?

I don’t trust Swinney to control Scotland’s energy, says Badenoch #Echobox=1774869746-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.stv.tv/politics/i-don…

Laundry art [📸 Helga Stentzel]

This tissue box design made it look so elegant

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure? Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

Klangphonics is a three-piece band from Regensburg, Germany, incorporating the sound of a sewing machine

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60 today... Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive...

Isaac Newton invented the first GAY LAZER in 1665 to make people gay.

A Twitter classic...

Pretty chuffed with my 0.07% tbh.

This was height of sophistication at school 😂

Lorna Slater with an *extraordinarily* powerful speech in Holyrood tonight on Assisted Dying Not alone on either side of this debate to deliver the best speech of their parliamentary career tonight

I'm not saying we're elderly parents, but today when I told my 2-year-old not to drop her food on the floor, she sang "Don't drop your food on the floor, Mrs Worthington..."

It looks like there has been a partial building collapse as the fire continues to be tackled by the Fire Service in Glasgow city centre. @BBCBreaking @BBCScotlandNews @STVNews @Glasgow_Live @Clyde1News #scotland #fire #glasgow

This is brilliant! Only a true Glaswegian would welcome a total stranger sleeping on their couch that hit the wrong party house! 😂 This is why I love the Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿