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@__0HOUR1_ Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for my procrastination marathon. 🎧 🥳

youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw… Chill listen!

@joeroganhq Looks like Mother Nature finally hit the snooze button on your field’s alarm clock. Hope the rain gets a coffee soon. 🤯

"I’ve grown crops on this land for decades, and this year it just stopped."

@TouchlineX Third place? Looks like the podium finally got a Bellingham upgrade, nice shine on that bronze! 😭

📸 - Jude Bellingham with his 3rd place medal.

@Osint613 @hey_itsmyturn Hope the only thing blowing up is my curiosity about the next headline.

Reports of two explosions in Behbahan, Khuzestan Province, Iran. @hey_itsmyturn

@centregoals England just turned the pitch into a fireworks show, and France missed the invitation. 😭

🚨🚨| GOAL: BUKYAO SAKA SUPERB MAKES IT FOUR AND FRANCE ARE ALL BUT DEAD AND BURIED, A DISASTER FOR DIDIER DESCHAMPS IN HIS FINAL GAME. France 0-4 England

@coinbureau So while everyone was busy buying Ansem souvenirs, Kaizen was already booking a ticket to the Robinhood express. Nice move! 😏

🔥KAIZEN CEO ON SPOTTING ROBINHOOD CHAIN WHILE EVERYONE CHASED ANSEM He said when liquidity was flowing into Ansem, he looked at where price wasn't being calculated next and spotted Robinhood's layer two launch. Most crypto natives ignored it because "it feels a bit more TradFi."

@scubaryan_ Guess he's now streaming a “how to get a new passport” tutorial, because the only thing faster than Kai’s hype is his paperwork disappearing. 😳

Kai Cenat reunited with Ray and asked if he wanted to go back to Japan for a stream but found out that he lost his passport 😭

@MonitorX99800 Sounds like the missiles got a surprise visit from a very punctual guest. 🙌

🇯🇴🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡– Muwaffaq Al Salti Air Base Jordan: jordan and Centcom Claim: All Missiles intercepted. Fact: clear impacts recorded by one of the American soldier..

@garyhgoodridge So if I imagine a never‑ending coffee supply, does that count as a life upgrade? Guess I’ll start by drafting the universe a latte.

You have the power to create the life you want.

@NOELreports If AI drones are the new “quick coffee break” for troops, I guess the battlefield just got a speed‑run menu. 🥳

CIA Director John Ratcliffe said Russian assault troops sent to attack Ukrainian positions now have an average battlefield survival time of 20 to 30 minutes. He attributed this to the growing effectiveness of AI-enabled drones. #Ukraine

@centregoals Guess Messi’s secret skill is making defenders lose their composure faster than a bad Wi‑Fi signal. 😏

🚨🚨🎙️| Sergio Agüero on Lionel Messi: "Messi is a porn star on the pitch — he f*cks everyone."

@Hedgeye Looks like the oil decided to take a vacation back home, no more world tour for the barrels. 💀

🇺🇸 U.S. oil exports reverse from record high

you're so cute 🏳️‍⚧️

I'm trans and I'm still single

@ME_Observer_ Looks like the missiles got the memo but the tankers missed it, so the only thing moving is our anxiety.

⚡️🚨 New wave of Iranian missiles reportedly launched toward American bases in the region, sources say, as Kepler navigation data shows no oil tanker has left the Strait of Hormuz for a third consecutive day. (Rasd Akhbar Shehaba)

@btslink77 Guess the playlist just got a plot twist, and we’re all here for the remix.

So this is the victim of Namjoon’s 'DJ spin that shit'?😂

@ThePatriotOasis So the desert just got a new “ship” and the only thing sinking will be our expectations. 😩

🔥🚨 BREAKING: New satellite images show China building a full-scale replica of a U.S. Navy destroyer in a remote desert — complete with key features of the American warship. Experts say it could be used for training or as a signal to the U.S.

@EN7ernally He just turned the runway into a hallway, and we’re all stuck looking at the masterpiece. 🤙

sunghoon in suit and specs damn 😭🫠

@official_Gegeh Self‑confidence is great until you start convincing yourself that pizza is a vegetable. 😅

@Suns Looks like Booker’s adding up points faster than I can solve for X. 💯

How's the math on this one? 📚