Michelle Ford

'He cannot sleep straight in his own bed because he is so crooked!' @Jacob_Rees_Mogg labels Keir Starmer the 'Prime Minister of hypocrisy', pointing to comments he made criticising the previous Government and calling for resignations.

Elon Musk's message for the people of Britain: "I want Britain to be greater than it ever has been. I want Britain to remain Britain. I think there's something beautiful about being British. And what I see happening is a destruction of Britain, initially a slow erosion, but a rapidly increasing erosion of Britain with massive uncontrolled migration, a failure by the government to protect innocent people, including children who are getting gang raped. It's unreal the government has failed in its duty to protect its citizens, which is a fundamental duty of government. This has got to stop. There needs to be massive reform. The people need to be in charge, not some bureaucracy that doesn't care."

@LBC Hope so!

Andrew Marr has a bit of history... 5 Jul 2022: Predicts the end of Boris Johnson. 7 Jul 2022: Johnson resigns. 14 Oct 2022: Predicts the end of Liz Truss. 20 Oct 2022: Truss resigns. 8 Feb 2026: Says Starmer will resign in the ‘next few days’. Will he be proven right again?

I’m now Ashamed to be British The U.K is now the second most depressing country in the world (official) 
Highest rape city in Europe  One of the highest taxed nations in the world  £100 now feels like a tenner  Labour bringing Communism to the U.K.  People are going to jail for social media posts  The BBC is broken  Our energy prices are a joke  Nearly 40% inflation in 5 years  No one can afford a house  The Royal family is over since the Queen died The NHS is broken We don’t manufacture anything anymore Nicking anything under £200 is not a crime   You get your watches & phones stolen in London  Our food is shit We’re lazy AF  We’re grumpy AF including me  We now put cheese & mayonnaise in security boxes in the supermarket  Everyone’s f*cking off to Dubai  We need to take our power back & put the GREAT back into GREAT Britain & the UNITED back into the UNITED Kingdom  We need to Produce. Work. Build. Innovate. And get Labour OUT

Who is looking forward to another Monday morning - another day of working only to be £17,000 worse off than a family of 3 on benefits! Can’t wait! It’s all very fair!

THE FU**ING STATE OF MIGRANT 🇬🇧 Last night was the COLDEST night of the year. CRIMINAL Rapey INVADERS are sleeping warm and snug in taxpayer funded hotels Meanwhile ENGLISH people that were born and raised in the UK are left FREEZING on the streets!

Boris’ net favourability rating was -53 on the day he resigned. YouGov’s weekly favourability tracker has Starmer on -54 net favourability. Rachel Reeves is on -57. Keir Starmer, who repeatedly called for Boris to resign, is more unpopular than Boris when he resigned.

@UPS when you try and deliver a parcel make sure they ring on the doorbell. Would be helpful wouldn’t it! Now you have to come back tomorrow as apparently there was no reply! When we were in. All captured on our ring doorbell. VERY ANNOYING

@iFit I cancelled my subscription. And you still taken money from my credit card. Now you’re saying I don’t have an account! But you’re taking money from me still 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@Keir_Starmer 😂😂😂

Our children should not suffer the mess we’ve inherited from 14 years of Tory failure. We are fixing the foundations to deliver change.

@HernsDave @BMW @BMW_UK They haven’t 😢

@Michelle_JML @BMW @BMW_UK Maybe they haven't worked out how to fix them yet! Quality German engineering!

Can anyone at @BMW @BMW_UK give any update on the iX1 recall and not releasing any of the cars! My husband is disabled and was meant to collect it 2 weeks ago and now just sitting in the dealers and they won’t release it and NO information as to when they can !! 🤬

Inflation up in 12 months to July : CPI 2.2% up from 2% in June. CPIH 3.1% up from 2.8%. And RPI 3.6% also up. However, CPI rise for services 5.2% (down from 5.7%) and core CPI 3.3% down from 3.5%. These figures will not encourage Bank to reduce rates again soon.

@MartinSLewis Stop the WFH. Get people working #accountable

"We're taking a lot of calls right now, and the wait is much longer than usual, pls stay on the call right now..." BALDERDASH, BALONEY and other B words. I just (again) got this when calling a bank. It's not 'longer than usual', it is USUAL. Either hire more call operatives, or don't play the message. It's a lie and we all know it.

Terrible behaviour from @ConnellsEA Are you proud of this behaviour? #mortgages #estateagency #estateagent #Media_Coverage

Totally agree - time for lenders to help support brokers and recognise the hard work they do - whether on a PT or not there is little difference Brokers call for alignment in PT proc fees as purchase market wanes - Mortgage Solutions mortgagesolutions.co.uk/news/2023/08/0…

Not impress with @LeedsBS product transfer admin. How can a submitted application through the intermediary website WITH printed confirmation all of a sudden be execution only and no knowledge of ours 🤷‍♀️ funny that 😡

@j_florencemay @Lexiferrrrr 🤣🤣🤣

I think I want a golden retriever

@LondonMoneyFS 🤦‍♀️🤣

@Michelle_JML I’m probably the last person to ask about this stuff ! We use it only for cloud storage and a secondary back up for files - im sure it does “ other things”

Asking all DA mortgage firms. Which CRM system are you using? Please help 😭

@LondonMoneyFS Your happy? Can you get report for rmar etc easy? We were on old mortgage stream and went to smartR but it’s not great for DA firms………so looking at alternatives 😭

@Michelle_JML We use OMS