Mike Accolade 🥷

For the first quarter of this year. I had written over 5-15 EXTRA valuable threads. They will blow your mind. Here is the collection of almost everything. >>The thread of the thread for the first 6 months<<

DO NOT POST IN REAL TIME - Tag the restaurant when you leave. Not while you're eating. - The photo goes up after the flight. Not from the seat. - Show the hotel once you've already left. Not while you're sleeping there. - Not everything has to be live. Not everything needs an audience. - The internet doesn't need to know where you are, who you're with, or what you're doing in real time. - Protect your energy and what's still taking shape. - Live first, post later. The moment is yours, only

@__dolani @elewachii Talk to me directly nau 😂

@elewachii All automation expert are single!

I once automated my entire talking stage with a girl from Facebook. 😕 Not fully… but enough that I didn't have to remember anything.. My responses to her WhatsApp messages were automated Every morning, she'd get a message.. Not the same one, just… well timed . At night too.. It wasn't random.. The funny part? She started telling her friends I was the most consistent guy she'd ever met.. One time she even said: "You always just know when to text me." We dated for a bit. Went out a couple times.. Or maybe more than a couple… I don't really remember.

@ElephchildCopy "No matter how hard the country is, some people will continue moving forward" I choose to be part of them. God helping us. Congratulations 👏🎉 to him once again He is an outstanding legend

When I personally drove Toheeb from the venue to the hotel after my Nikkah in December 2025, the dude kept talking about getting a car. And I knew he would buy one soon! Once again, he sent my wife ₦100,000 after the wedding. When I saw his post on X (Twitter) today, the first thing that came to my mind was that this guy might face a lot of distractions from Naija girls... ...because he’s handsome, intelligent, financially stable, tall, funny, friendly, and definitely kind (from the best of my knowledge). Now imagine adding a car to that? I had to warn him so he wouldn’t be tempted to get involved with more women because he loves big 👀 Bro, once you’re driving a clean car in Naija, especially a car like this, more women will want to be in your life. And if you don’t have self-control, I swear, you might put yourself in trouble. This is another proof that no matter how hard the country is, people will keep moving forward in life. Congratulations, once again🔥✌️

@TByusuff God abeggg

Bringing this up again...

Major cheat code for life: Increase your recovery speed. You will get rejected. You will lose money. You will embarrass yourself. The goal isn't to avoid the fall. It's to shorten the time between the fall and the reset. The ultimate life hack is the ability to quickly reset and recover. From a poor decision. From a bad interaction. From a missed workout. From a bad day. You can start over whenever you want. You can't always control what happened, but you can control how long you carry it. Fast recovery compounds.

@ElephchildCopy True actually Just like putting in an ATM card withdrawing cash and being shocked when money come outside You already know there is fund in account and ATM dispensing cash is not a new thing... The goal is to be prepared and expect it.

@MikeAccolade I'm not saying it's not a big win, it shouldn't shock you if you've been preparing for it. Didn't you create value for it? Why the shock?🤷

A viral post about Elon Musk paying someone (Nigerian) ₦32 million amount made most people react emotionally, some even praying to earn that kind of money. You see, that reaction shows something simple: low income levels and limited earning exposure. Meaning? People who earn high amounts regularly don’t treat it as shocking, so they don’t react that way or post about it often. Also, many professionals globally (including copywriters) earn in dollars quietly WITHOUT making noise about it. Simple truth: if an amount shocks you, it usually means it’s outside your current reality or expectation. And in business, perception matters. When clients believe someone will accept lower pay, they OFTEN offer less, and the cycle continues.

Gradually solar is dominating everywhere in Nigeria In few years time I can't even remember what might happen

@ChildHealthhero Ilarun

What do you call that wooden comb in your language?

@ElephchildCopy 😂😂😂 Cook chief

One of the most beautiful things in life is having a female friend who will NEVER be sexually attracted to you, yet still support you, even financially🥹 A female friend who will randomly send me ₦100,000 just because I’m handsome and physically fit. But nope, these female friends are ONLY interested in sleeping with me. ------------- Now, read this message again. Does it make sense to you? If your answer is no, why do you think it should make sense when a woman says it? No answer? Wawu!!!! Awọn ọmọ ẹru (slaves)

If you want to make serious money, understand that you’re competing with people who already have capital, networks, and leverage. You’re not just competing on skill. You’re competing on resources. That’s why trying to do everything alone is a disadvantage. You need strong relationships, solid partnerships, and people who can lock in, share knowledge, and move faster with you. “I don’t have friends” is not a flex. “I don’t like asking for help” is even worse. Because the people you’re competing with are collaborating, pooling resources, and accelerating each other. You don’t win big alone.

@AgberoFcBAT @DanielRegha Posting rubbish with well constructed English Can you give me one undeniable proof for any of this? Who or which deals earn you or anybody 5k dollars per post? I'm waiting

It’s not skits for three months it’s High Frequency Data Mining. In March 2026, a skit maker with 1M followers on Facebook is earning from Ads on Reels, YouTube AdSense, and the new Meta $3,000 monthly creator bonus. When you add brand partnerships that pay $5,000+ per post, a creator can legitimately make more in a weekend than a corporate manager makes in a year. We aren't overnight elites we are just the first generation to monetize attention directly without a middleman

Nigeria is the only country (I know) where a content creator or "Influencer" from a poor or middle class background, that has no multimillionaire business or well known endorsement will own a house, luxury car, expensive fashion items, and their source of income won't be questioned. People will do skits nowadays for about three months or less, and then boom, elites overnight. They are richer than those who have been in the industry for years.

@kenkenlewu Another day to keep showing your work

Olamide called me and he paid me in dollar. For him to use my voice and line 'Gerara here' and 'You don't know nothing' in Lil Kesh's song. Although at that time I was in South Africa. So they asked whether they can lift my voice. I said YES. Who no call me when 'Gerara here' was trending, even Bracket Yori Yori. Even Snoop Dogg and 50 cent reposted me. I then got a whole lot of endorsements. I was once Etisalat ambassador. For three years I was with them. I went to South Africa and did DStv adverts...." Nollywood actor Francis Odega has opened up about how his famous catchphrase “Gerara here” gained massive popularity and even earned him payment from Nigerian rapper Olamide.

@toyinomotoso Active like Elon Musk sir Let's tap from the source

@Nd_Urch @Drweloveu You are slow Lol So everybody must know who you know because it relates to your buddy story? 😂

@Drweloveu The lady in this your post, i hope you took permission from her before you made this post? I know her, and i have already shared the link with her. Just for your information.

A lady I know closes work by 5pm and usually gets home around 6pm. One day, after work, she decided to get her hair done at a salon near her office and stayed there till about 7pm. Her husband called to ask why she wasn’t home yet. She told him she was at the salon and would be back soon. When she got home, he didn’t speak to her. She also refused to speak to him. Her reason? “It’s aura for aura. Why can’t he understand I was getting my hair done? I asked her a simple question: “Did you inform him ahead of time that you would be late because you wanted to do your hair?” She said no. She was in a hurry and told him only when he called. But why can't he understand that I was getting my hair done? So I asked again: “Would you communicate lateness to work, to your boss this same way? She paused. Then said, “Is he my boss? I gently said to her "rebellious daughter of EVE Please go and apologize to your husband.. She laughed... But she finally got the point... I’m sharing this to show one of the quiet ways women introduce chaos into their homes #conversationsthatmatter #relationship #marriage

@stellanwosu_ Great 👍 Not easy to build globally but it's damn POSSIBLE. Just don't put emotions. Everything tiny thing matters I wish you the best Stella

I’m currently building estellelearning.com An Edtech brand that provides education on personal branding giving users a gamified learning experience. I will build for global audience.

Today is Mother’s Day, if you are proud of your mum retweet this.

@KilobyteGraphix Capcut or Canva

If this beauty was yours. What software are you installing first ?

Happy Sunday to everyone except those that don't understand how to leverage no code tools

My love for Canva, capcut and chatgpt keeps growing daily. I too like those 3 combos