Mike Colapietro

@AmazingPopPod Mr. No Depth Perception

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Kevin Nealon?

@elonmusk is a 🤡 👞

@dcsandbrook 😂

FINALLY.

Some appreciated praise for my new novel from the gold standard in books-@KirkusReviews . Full review here: kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/m…

It’s so incredibly satisfying watching the richest man in the world get something so incredibly wrong.

@DeadmanBostonB Ah Tenet. 😂

Christopher Nolan’s 6th best movie (complimentary)

@Ninergirl99 🙏🙏🙏

My dad had a major heart attack on Thursday and is in stable condition in the hospital. His father died at age 49 of a heart attack en route to the hospital, but thanks to fast-acting emergency medical personnel we have a different outcome this time So thankful 🙏❤️

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

@CrantGohn 😂

Who do you have more sympathy for?

@picturesofnixon @RogerJStoneJr

@joerogan @Spotify I hope you didn’t leave him alone with your studio couch, Joe.

A nice chat with the Vice President of the United States. Now available on @spotify and everywhere else. open.spotify.com/episode/2J3m07…

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

"After searching several databases and archives of Washington’s works, we find no evidence he ever said this. Additionally, the leading George Washington scholars say they don’t believe he did, or even would, say it." politifact.com/factchecks/201…

We’re glad the Creation Museum exists to remind everyone why the Bible belongs in the fiction section.

@JacobEngels 😂

@MikeColapietro1 Amazing. Both members of SOS (Survivors of Stone).

Jesus Christ

@JacobEngels All is well, Jacob. Life is good. Same to you, my friend. ❤️

While Roger still hasn’t reimbursed me for legal fees, covering his rent for months, loans, etc…. He’s grifting $150-200k per pardon ask (not upon delivery of pardon, just trying), $200k per endorsement, tens of millions in foreign lobbying cash. But glad this is what his candidate Constantino, which Stone has grifted hundreds of thousands on books, close to $1m off books, has the time to engage in Queermaxxing like this. Longtime no talk Colapietro! Hope all is well!