Michael Halstead
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Michael Halstead
@MikeFromHomer
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Homer, Alaska Katılım Mart 2007
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@kittenaround_51 Just drink Ardbeg.
You get the smokey peat flavor without having to work for it.
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@bumbadum14 You only have to wait 4 days for Amazon? Lucky!
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Nothing fucking works anymore.
Every flight is delayed. Every Amazon order is delayed. Every uber driver is African. Every store has a glass over everything.
Everything fucking sucks and it’s all more expensive.
I can’t go to a store and just buy what I need anymore. No I have to order it on Amazon and then wait 4 days (delayed for a week) because retail doesn’t exist anymore.
Just fucking awful.
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@Mericamemed How are people making things like this, when I can’t even get ai to make an emoji saying happy birthday?
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@C_3C_3 Ann Coulter estimated approximately 30 million illegal immigrants (or “illegal aliens,” in her terminology) in the United States in her 2015 book ¡Adios, America!: The Left’s Plan to Turn Our Country into a Third World Hellhole
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🚨 BREAKING: South Korea just held fusion plasma at 100 million°C for 102 seconds.
That’s hotter than the Sun’s core.
And more than double the previous record.
Read that again.
Human-made star fire… held stable for over a minute and a half.
This matters because fusion has always had one brutal enemy:
confinement time.
Getting plasma hot is hard.
Keeping it stable is harder.
That’s where reactors fail.
This is why 102 seconds matters.
It hints we’re moving from “fusion is possible”…
toward “fusion may scale.”
No carbon.
No long-lived waste.
Fuel from seawater.
If confinement keeps improving, this could become one of civilization’s turning points.
Question:
Are we watching the first real engineering steps toward star power on Earth?
Follow me for frontier physics before it hits textbooks.
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@BlnrRlph Nah, they cheated again with the “mailed in” ballots.
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remember when 512MB RAM was considered massive?
programmers wrote code like every byte mattered. optimized everything. squeezed performance from nothing.
suddenly nobody cared about efficiency anymore. just throw more RAM at it, problem solved.
now we have 32GB RAM and Slack uses 2GB just to show text messages. Electron apps eat memory like it's free candy.
we got better hardware and built worse software. abundance made us lazy.
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This adult criminal illegal alien should NOT have been attending a Virginia high school and allowed to prey on innocent teenage girls. His sentencing to only 180 days for his convictions for nine counts of assault and battery is nothing more than a slap on the wrist. We are once again calling on Governor Spanberger and her fellow sanctuary politicians to NOT RELEASE this sexual predator from jail back into our communities to victimize more innocent women.
ICE stands ready to arrest this illegal alien if Governor Spanberger chooses to release him from jail.
Nick Sortor@nicksortor
BREAKING: An illegal alien in Virginia, who sexuaIIy assauIted 9 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS by groping them in the school hallways, has been sentenced to ONLY 180 DAYS in jail This is INSANE. That's under 20 DAYS per girl he groped ICE needs to grab him OUTSIDE THE JAIL and DEPORT HIM The illegal, who was attending high school as an ADULT, was targeting minors at the school. VIRGINIA NEEDS TO START WORKING WITH ICE IMMEDIATELY!
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@TheBabylonBee Same with french dressing and miracle whip.
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Study Finds No One Ever Actually Liked U2 It's Just That Everyone Thought Everyone Else Did And No One Wanted To Speak Up And Make It Awkward buff.ly/ZL21c1B

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@GPAIndiana Happens all the time to me in the gym. Whole gym full of weights and machines that aren’t being used. Gotta work out right next to me.
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@C_3C_3 @melissamiller33 I doubt most Americans are even remotely aware of just how massively they are being scammed.
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A guy was paying $200/mo for Claude Max. His subscription burned through in 3 hours of work.
He bought a base Mac Mini for $599. Installed 5 local models on it. One command. One flag.
His office neighbors thought he was mining crypto.
He just taught the machine to sort messages, compress context, and keep the system alive while he sleeps.
At 4am Claude hit its rate limit. The local model picked up. In the morning he read the logs - everything worked. He didn't even wake up.
A team doing the same thing - that's 3 engineers and $15,000/mo on API costs.
He paid $599 once.
35 billion parameters on 16 gigs of memory. Everyone said impossible. One flag in one command proved them all wrong.
And people like him - there's only a handful so far.
leopardracer@leopardracer
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@BrianRoemmele She’ll hold together.
C’mon baby. Hold together.
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@EricLDaugh Lock up the judges WITH the criminals they’ve set free.
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