Michael Hagstrom

@saveusculture @ChivalryGuild You’d be screwed

@saveusculture @ChivalryGuild I don’t play into what I’m guessing “put 100$ away make 10% per year” what exactly are you investing in? Everyone says oh if you invest you’ll make millions, no one ever says what. For instance if you invested 1 mil at the top of the .com bubble for the next 5 years

To be fair, it must be difficult to face the possibility that your advice—your empire of books, podcasts, courses, online universities, certifications, coaches, real estate agents, mortgage brokers, accountants—is growing less relevant.

@JayFivekiller @saveusculture Shut it all down Jay and let’s live just on Twitter, no bars, no casinos, no fun, just Tweet

Need to shut down prediction markets, online sports betting and state lotteries. The damage they cause is far in excess of any benefit provided.

@DrTeslaFSD Not terrible not great, now do it with below 32 degree temps

Just completed my longest ever single day road trip in the Cybertruck. Here are the stats: • 946 miles driven from Fort Lauderdale FL to Richmond VA. • 17.5 hrs (slow due to Florida traffic) • 7 Supercharger stops - total time charging 1hr 53min (avg 16min, longest 23min) • $132.40 in Supercharger fees ($0.14 per mile) • 100% on FSD • WiFi courtesy of Starlink mini Cybertruck is the only vehicle I’d want to try this with. Super easy and comfortable. Kids enjoyed it and were able to watch movies and play computer games against each other thanks to Starlink and the entertainment system.

@elonmusk Drive it in -30 degree winter in Minnesota from Duluth to Minneapolis and then tell me it’s great

Cybertruck is so awesome. Until you’ve tried it out, you have no idea, because there’s nothing like it. Best product Tesla has ever made to date.

@vixffxiv @GreatGoban @historyinmemes lol I’m with ya

@GreatGoban @historyinmemes Maybe I’m too smart for this test, but it is horribly written. “Draw a line around” What? You mean circle? Then later they use the word “circle” So what even is their definition of the word “line”? It’s certainly not what a “line” is. Every question is written horribly.

Literacy test given to African Americans as a prerequisite to being allowed to vote during the height of Jim Crow Segregation. The test was designed to be impossible to pass. (1960s)

@Vincentt1987 It said logically, a tree like that can’t grow in the desert

En Japón, la pregunta de 100 puntos que un maestro de primaria le hizo a sus estudiantes diciendo "solo tienen 1 minuto"; "Encuentren el error lógico en la imagen."

@jakeLC16 @koiperich3 MN fans always seem to forget about this, he wasn’t that good and won’t be

@koiperich3 Probably dropped the punt in this pic

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@Pavel99_B @PaulCharchian You have got to be kidding me, no one can be this dumb

@PaulCharchian The Twins are in debt & a large part of that debt stems from the Covid shutdown.The Twins were widely recognized as one of the most supportive organizations in MLB regarding employee compensation during the initial COVID-19 shutdowns. All teams furloughed and cut pay. Not MN.

What have the fans done wrong to break the relationship, and why do fans have to do anything to repair it? We paid for the Pohlad’s stadium. We drank their $15 beer. We paid their ticket service fees. We devoted time and care to substandard rosters. We’ve done plenty.

@engineers_feed The scarier thought is that most don’t

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our heads? Like the one you’re using to read this.

@Las_Lovaas @smellgibs0n $2

@smellgibs0n The clear answer is Bock. You may hate me, but I speak the truth.

What’s MN's “fourth” city? Minneapolis, Saint Paul, and Bovey are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Duluth, Rochester, Minneota, or maybe Mankato

@KingVelesI Orrrrrr they were both fucking around, the woman underestimated the kids smarts and was beat. All in good fun though. It doesn’t always have to be man vs woman

Why are men so much better at chess than women? This is one of the most uncomfortable questions in all of gender discourse. Chess is a purely intellectual sport, but anyone familiar with it knows the performance gap is huge. In all of chess history, only three women have ever managed to crack the top 100, and as of me writing this, the current top 100 players are all men. A gap of this magnitude cannot simply be explained away by "cultural factors". In the video, you can see how the kid quickly shoots down the woman when she tries to flex being a "grandmaster". He points out that her title is actually that of "woman grandmaster", which is a different and much less prestigious title that was created precisely because so few women manage to reach the grandmaster title. So what is the reason for this huge disparity in a purely intellectual sport? I think it is quite obvious that, over the course of human evolution, men and women were naturally selected for different tasks, and that this has resulted in them developing different adaptations, both physical and mental. The gender that was constantly busy with hunting and warfare naturally developed a better ability for deep focus and tactical thinking, while the one that spent most of its time in childbearing and childrearing unsurprisingly became better at multitasking and empathy. Yes, this is a simplified look at a much more complex subject, but by and large, it holds true. Unfortunately, acknowledging this kind of realities is seen as "misogynistic" today, as our postmodern culture believes the ability to play puzzle games well is more impressive and worthy of admiration than high-level mothering instincts and skills. Today, the most underrated kind of excellence is the silent genius of an amazing mother.

@Frank_Snipe @venom1s You missed when she asked about the booster seat

@venom1s Kid won but got cocky, everyone needs to learn to respect eachother.

An 11 year old boy easily defeated chess master Dina Belenkaya. She said - I’m a grandmaster. He replied to her - Yeah, but you’re a woman grandmaster. If women are equal to men, then why are there separate distinctions for male and female grandmasters?

@oldyzach Silent hunter II?

Training day. It's a bit sad. Find a game, play it, make a few minutes of footage, wasting a lot more time in the process. Five people will like the post, twenty will see it, and no one will watch it to the end anyway. Fast Attack: High Tech Submarine Warfare (1996), MSDOS

@TheSavBananas is this accurate? Doesn’t @YellowTuxJesse say it’s same price for all?

@jzulgad I’m fairly sure he single handily lost us a game this year, but yet we are forgetting about that for some reason

It's a shame Sid didn't get a chance to write about the transfer portal and how it impacted the Gophers. Koi Perich's decision to leave for Oregon would have made for a heck of a column. I don't think Sid would have taken it well.

@odbcapital @RyanMc23 @TheTeamDestruct Same

@RyanMc23 @TheTeamDestruct What is rookie money?

I created a dynasty league with rules encouraging trade activity. I think it worked. There have been a total of 297 trades in this league since Week One of this year.

@MuenchowMatt @MeatSauce1 @Chris_Hawkey @PowerTripKFAN Want what? Speak your mind

@MeatSauce1 Stop it. Please for the of God, just stop. You’re already hilarious and a fixture in the community. What do you get from being an antagonist? I don’t freaking get it. @Chris_Hawkey @PowerTripKFAN Please help. He’s a local treasure, but messages like this make me want…..

What about after you beat a 4-7 team?

@alec_lewis Courtney 2.0

The Vikings say Justin Jefferson declined to speak. First time that's happened since I arrived in 2022.

@DMRussini May not be? Who the fuck wrote this headline