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Mike Lewis

@MikeLewis5frg

“An introvert in the era of snakes”

Katılım Nisan 2026
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L.A. Broadus 🎙
L.A. Broadus 🎙@LA_Broadus·
Damn I’m getting scam calls again 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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Anon Emouse 🇺🇸
Anon Emouse 🇺🇸@itweetsolo·
@CBHeresy You're a lucky guy! The only Indian scam calls I get have to do with Medicare fraud. I play along and tell them I'm a 71 year old man named Eddie Van Halen and then curse at them in Hindi about 5 minutes into the call.
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Frank McCormick
Frank McCormick@CBHeresy·
I work from home, and sometimes it gets boring and lonely, so recently I’ve taken to answering those Indian scammer calls on my headset and dragging them out as long as possible with increasingly bizarre antics. Today I had one where the scammer was trying to get me to buy gift cards at a store and send him the codes so he could allegedly send me cash. I don’t even know what the scam was supposed to be—it was really poorly thought out on their end—but I played along. After about 30 minutes of pretending I was incredibly incompetent—having all sorts of difficulty starting my car and getting to the store—I told the guy I had arrived at Walmart. You could hear the excitement in his voice—this was a man who clearly had very little success doing this. I even played sound effects from YouTube videos I had open in a bunch of tabs so he could hear me parking, entering the store, etc. “Yes, sir! Very good! Cannot wait—I can send you the cash!” Then things got interesting. I told him to hold on while I got the cards, explaining that I didn’t have any money. He became a bit concerned and said, “Please, sir, just buy the cards.” Then, as loud as I could, right in his ear: “EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! I’VE GOT A GUN!” plays YouTube clip of people screaming The guy lost it: “Oh my God, sir, what are you doing?! Oh my God! Oh my God! Please stop!” Too late. For about five minutes, I narrated a high-stakes robbery, complete with me losing my cool, gunshot sound effects, audio clips of women screaming, etc. It was the most harrowing five minutes of this poor guy’s life, as he kept telling me to stop and just give him the card numbers quickly. When it was over, I made sure to let him know that I got the cards and killed anyone who tried to stop me—just as he had asked. Clearly nervous he would somehow be implicated in this robbery-turned–mass murder he facilitated overseas, he emphatically told me that he only wanted me to buy the cards and did not ask me to do any of this. I ended with a police siren and me pretending to run away before screaming, playing the gunshot sound effects again, and abruptly ending the call. I honestly don’t know why he stayed on the call as long as he did, considering how panicked he sounded at various points—maybe he thought I’d still give him the card numbers and PINs after the botched robbery—but I can’t imagine Mr. Patel will be scamming anyone for some time. So—how did you guys spend your workday?
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Ken Hartman
Ken Hartman@KenHart56623853·
@USChamber @USCCFoundation I SPEND every day getting spam calls from India on behalf of Allstate. No matter what I do I still get calls nonstop for months now. I am reporting this to FCC and BBB. My info is not for sale, and I asked MANY times to take me off the list and do not call BUT 200 calls to date
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Liam Greenwell
Liam Greenwell@liam_greenwell·
guy whose name is “potential spam” and he can’t call anyone :(
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Josh
Josh@TheJoshBe·
@WolfDesNordens same in America it's intolerable and then I get spam calls from Indians, pretending to be Americans on both my phones
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Felix
Felix@WolfDesNordens·
Da fährst Du nachts alleine zum Hafen, um einfach deine Ruhe zu haben, steigst aus und wirklich das erste, was du hörst, ist irgendeine Taliban-Sprache. Mitten im Nichts. Ich kann das alles nicht mehr.
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John Muthoni
John Muthoni@JOHNMUTHONI1·
@SafaricomPLC Yooh! There is a human who has decided that I will not rest by spamming me. Even after reporting the number, he appears he has so many of your lines… Keeps sending me same message using different numbers. I am tired of blocking them.
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Rakshit Ranjan🌻🌻
Rakshit Ranjan🌻🌻@rakshitranjan22·
Hi Sukhmeet, I want to inform you that I am being repeatedly asked to pay ₹2000 extra by Anand Kumar (mobile: 7667785020) for Jio Fiber installation. This demand is being made daily over phone calls. He is clearly saying that installation will only be done if I pay the extra
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Mike Lewis
Mike Lewis@MikeLewis5frg·
Oh hell naw
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JustTweeting
JustTweeting@guy18677900·
@TaraBull What if it morphs at full moon, nah could never be me
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TaraBull
TaraBull@TaraBull·
Cockroach sleeping bag 🪳
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Rose Jawson
Rose Jawson@RoseJawson4j0·
Reached georgia
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Josephine
Josephine@_josephine0_·
Give this island a perfect name.
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Emily 🦋
Emily 🦋@EmilySm43·
Be brutally honest Men
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February’s Finest
February’s Finest@thekaisymone·
Anyone with T mobile have shitty phone service the past 2 weeks or just me??
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Allyson❤️Wonderland
Allyson❤️Wonderland@AllysonSaysSo2·
Has anyone else noticed that since we started bombing Iran I haven't gotten one spam call 🤔
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Raymond
Raymond@RaymondCstephen·
@Samsonthegoat25 Download true caller and block spam callers. That way their calls will be blocked
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SAMSON👑🐐
SAMSON👑🐐@Samsonthegoat25·
I was warned not to borrow money from Opay/Okash, but I ignored it. Now they won’t stop calling me, and tomorrow is the due date. I’m currently in spain but the s is silent💔
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